Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

[veritarded]

She talked about where she lived and stuff too, somewhere in PA?

she's canadian

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

she's canadian

She went from Canada to New Jersey to see wrassle wrassle?

 

[A-Stump]

Over here, kiddo

Got somethin' that might interest ya...

Whips open trenchcoat to reveal a bounty of Ralph gayops

 

[Everything]

She went from Canada to New Jersey to see wrassle wrassle?

Ralph's got aylawgs worldwide bby, he truly brings people together.

 

[AltisticRight]

fuck that slag , she was derailing this thread .

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anyways seems like our boy is legit kicked from the forum , ( can't message the accounts anymore )
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Later Bozo!

The two accounts simply got merged? PVS does not show up with search so it's likely banned?
@Null can explain if he's bothered.

Hey janny @AltisticRight , yes your DMs with @Pit Viper Salesman are a very interesting read... But you might want to add this early clip to the OP by who I suspect was one of Gin's alts (if I remember correctly from one of Vetti now deleted streams). You know having a sample of the voice of this loser might be of interest.

Punished World already posted his segment on that Stardust person's stream, and I'm pretty sure that's not a "Gin alt", or rather I don't care one way or another.

Final update to the thread later, I guess.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Still LOLing that Fagstorian X was exposed and utterly humiliated

Ralphamalé wins again

 

[FiveStarAce]

Anyone who tries to get with 19 year old girls knows that nothing is more exciting to them then a “multi-day bourbon tour” with other middle-aged couples, accompanied by a fat 40-year-old autist.

Try the Christorian X method. Get on Tinder and offer to take women 20 years younger than you a bourbon tour in your bio. College bitches will be matching with you so many times you will break the app.

Also don’t forget to ask if they’ve “seen your magic” - your magic, of course, being doxing. Bitches love fat autists who dox people. It’s above being tall in the hierarchy of male attractiveness.

The final trick is to be super old and open lines with “hey Kiddo” before flirting with them. Bitches love dangerous men, and there’s nothing more dangerous than a creepy middle-aged groomer with pedophilic vibes.

We can all learn a thing or two about pickup from the obese, insane faggot Christorian X.

Any Pick up artist know that you fetch the hottest barely legal Teens on Bingo night!

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Still LOLing that Fagstorian X was exposed and utterly humiliated

Ralphamalé wins again

Hey Ethan Ralph, it's me Christorian X,

 

[bile demon]

Still LOLing that Fagstorian X was exposed and utterly humiliated

Ralphamalé wins again

The best thing about this is you just know he's obsessively reading every single post in this and the chudleaks thread and absolutely seething in impotent rage, his gelatinous mass of a body trembling in autistic frenzy, tears running down his mayonnaise-stained cheeks and down his receded chin, rocking back and forth in his sweat- and cum-encrusted gamer chair, grinding his rotten and uneven teeth and mumbling under his breath about having his revenge. He's diligently writing down a list of everyone who offended him into an excel sheet that rivals the gunt's twitter blocklist in length, slamming his fist into a table hard enough to make the empty diet coke bottles rattle every time he adds a new entry, making new and new private discords and writing Iliad-length gayop schemes in each and every one of them, desperately trying to burrow his head even deeper into Vickers' ass and subbing to every vaguely IBS-adjacent e-whore's onlyfans in vain hope of getting rewarded with "thx <3" for his paypigging so he can start running his patented "hey kiddo, I'm a pretty big deal in the alog sector" game which will surely work this time and finally get him laid at the ripe age of forty.

This is your fate, CX/PVS. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I am just gonna leave this here i don't think it requires much commentary

<2022-11-08T06:06:35.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: in my IRL job I have been in marketing and PR for almost 20 years
<2022-11-08T06:07:02.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i had realized everything about the pig was about projecting a specific image and narrative
<2022-11-08T06:07:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: once i realized that
<2022-11-08T06:07:33.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i thought it would be funny to start flooding Twitter and places with counter narratives and jokes
<2022-11-08T06:08:14.000Z> chudbere: I have to admit I'm not really familiar with you other than the handle name
<2022-11-08T06:08:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Metokur started retweeting me, and other streamers started mentioning shit i was saying and pig would go on stream once a week and scream about me and say i should kill myself
<2022-11-08T06:08:21.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: haha
<2022-11-08T06:08:24.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: tldr
<2022-11-08T06:08:36.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i used a PR/Marketing strategy to troll the pig
<2022-11-08T06:08:44.000Z> chudbere: I know you were considered a ral ph alog lol
<2022-11-08T06:08:55.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it worked way too well an i got way too much attention
<2022-11-08T06:09:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and then a lot of the discord cliques got mad i didn't want to play with anyone else
<2022-11-08T06:09:49.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so then when all the ops against Flamenco happend
<2022-11-08T06:09:59.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: they were happening against me as well
<2022-11-08T06:10:19.000Z> chudbere: man i'm glad i used an alt for all the KF stuff last year
<2022-11-08T06:10:35.000Z> chudbere: I made a discord sock for it
<2022-11-08T06:10:40.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and they screencapped me sending him a message saying he needs to use his brain and actually go through all his accounts by hand and make sure no one can fuck with him
<2022-11-08T06:10:45.000Z> chudbere: nobody in there knew who i was other than a mom
<2022-11-08T06:10:50.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and they spun it to mean i was telling him to hide CP
<2022-11-08T06:11:12.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the advice i was giving him was what any PR guy or lawyer would
<2022-11-08T06:11:23.000Z> chudbere: yeah I've given him a bit of advice lately too

 

[AltisticRight]

You will never be a real Ralphamale. You have no gunt, you have no clout, you have no holler. You are a homosexual man twisted by cope and seethe into a crude mockery of Sandra's perfection.

All the “validation” you get on Kiwifarms is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back ayelawgs mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, Ariel laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out weens with incredible efficiency. Even your thousand-word seething and countless sock accounts will not get you a mare. Your writing is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a janny to talk to you, he’ll ghost you for dozens of messages after he gets a whiff of your autistic shirt mails to your pretend daddy.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the dox creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. The ayelawgs will find you, disgusted but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shameful clout chasing. We'll bury you with a headstone marked with your longest forum post, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a sperg is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a chudbuds.lol zip file that is unmistakably cringe.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Procrastinhater]

and they spun it to mean i was telling him to hide CP <2022-11-08T06:11:12.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the advice i was giving him was what any PR guy or lawyer would

And what do you think a pedophile "going through his accounts by hand" and deleting any incriminating information means?

Nigger fucking was telling him to hide CP
No this faggot convinced me to back off the creepy pedophile fuck, but he lied to me, and the parent poster who came to Pedmencos thread lied.
They claimed the sealed record was relating to the PiNS charge, but I found this unspecified charge in his criminal record along with all his driving shit

The PiNS charge was in NY, but this is in NC, so does Ped have two sealed cases? or were his parents lying when they said it was relating to the PiNS charge?
The PiNS charge is its own can of worms, you don't get removed from your home on a PiNS charge and locked in a secure boys home for a year for just "sperging at your mom" there are more thoughts about that in Peds thread, but my point here is these specific charges, in NC, are the only ones that are "unspecified criminal charges" so does he have two sealed files, or was the story the sealed charge was a PiNS charge a lie?

How does Peds grandfather Dr Day tie into this? Everytime he was mentioned someone would jump into Peds thread to derail.
And what is ViperX's interest in acting as an unpaid "PR guy/Lawyer" to a creepy pedophile with sealed charges?

 

[Muad'Dick]

Pedoguarding aside, this is golden...

<2022-11-08T06:08:14.000Z> chudbere: I have to admit I'm not really familiar with you other than the handle name

"I-I'm sorry. Who are you..?"

Replika X btfo again. By the snaggletooth no less. Get fucking dabbed on nerd.

 

[Everything]

Replika X btfo again. By the snaggletooth no less. Get fucking dabbed on nerd.

this is what happens when nobodies try to muscle their way into the sektur spotlight..

 

[All becomes gunt]

And what do you think a pedophile "going through his accounts by hand" and deleting any incriminating information means?

Nigger fucking was telling him to hide CP
No this faggot convinced me to back off the creepy pedophile fuck, but he lied to me, and the parent poster who came to Pedmencos thread lied.
They claimed the sealed record was relating to the PiNS charge, but I found this unspecified charge in his criminal record along with all his driving shit
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The PiNS charge was in NY, but this is in NC, so does Ped have two sealed cases? or were his parents lying when they said it was relating to the PiNS charge?
The PiNS charge is its own can of worms, you don't get removed from your home on a PiNS charge and locked in a secure boys home for a year for just "sperging at your mom" there are more thoughts about that in Peds thread, but my point here is these specific charges, in NC, are the only ones that are "unspecified criminal charges" so does he have two sealed files, or was the story the sealed charge was a PiNS charge a lie?

How does Peds grandfather Dr Day tie into this? Everytime he was mentioned someone would jump into Peds thread to derail.
And what is ViperX's interest in acting as an unpaid "PR guy/Lawyer" to a creepy pedophile with sealed charges?

Better call Chris X

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I think what Cog and Dan did was pretty gay but tracking a guy to Portgual and beating him up is way, way less gay than whatever the fuck this is.

 

[Ralphamaniac]

And what do you think a pedophile "going through his accounts by hand" and deleting any incriminating information means?

Nigger fucking was telling him to hide CP
No this faggot convinced me to back off the creepy pedophile fuck, but he lied to me, and the parent poster who came to Pedmencos thread lied.
They claimed the sealed record was relating to the PiNS charge, but I found this unspecified charge in his criminal record along with all his driving shit
View attachment 4767769
The PiNS charge was in NY, but this is in NC, so does Ped have two sealed cases? or were his parents lying when they said it was relating to the PiNS charge?
The PiNS charge is its own can of worms, you don't get removed from your home on a PiNS charge and locked in a secure boys home for a year for just "sperging at your mom" there are more thoughts about that in Peds thread, but my point here is these specific charges, in NC, are the only ones that are "unspecified criminal charges" so does he have two sealed files, or was the story the sealed charge was a PiNS charge a lie?

How does Peds grandfather Dr Day tie into this? Everytime he was mentioned someone would jump into Peds thread to derail.
And what is ViperX's interest in acting as an unpaid "PR guy/Lawyer" to a creepy pedophile with sealed charges?

I would just like to state you asking about pedomenco and his sus sealed court case or how he finds himself hanging around paedophiles nonstop just is proof to Shannon and Chris x that your a gay op discord tranny
Because everything against pedomenco is a gay op.
Keep up the gay ops bro and hold that paedophiles feet to the fire since apparently gay ops now include calling out paedophiles.
<2022-11-10T04:52:24.000Z> GatorTime@poa.st: honestly the sealed file isn't even a big deal
<2022-11-10T04:52:29.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it isn't
<2022-11-10T04:52:41.000Z> GatorTime@poa.st: All he needs is for the gayops cabals to get destroyed
<2022-11-10T04:52:43.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: its an excuse for everyone to make anything up and stick it to him though
<2022-11-10T04:53:07.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: as for the gayops
<2022-11-10T04:53:10.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: thats coming

 

[A Sunset]

<2022-11-08T06:06:35.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: in my IRL job I have been in marketing and PR for almost 20 years <2022-11-08T06:07:02.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i had realized everything about the pig was about projecting a specific image and narrative <2022-11-08T06:07:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: once i realized that <2022-11-08T06:07:33.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i thought it would be funny to start flooding Twitter and places with counter narratives and jokes <2022-11-08T06:08:14.000Z> chudbere: I have to admit I'm not really familiar with you other than the handle name <2022-11-08T06:08:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Metokur started retweeting me, and other streamers started mentioning shit i was saying and pig would go on stream once a week and scream about me and say i should kill myself <2022-11-08T06:08:21.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: haha <2022-11-08T06:08:24.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: tldr <2022-11-08T06:08:36.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i used a PR/Marketing strategy to troll the pig <2022-11-08T06:08:44.000Z> chudbere: I know you were considered a ral ph alog lol <2022-11-08T06:08:55.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it worked way too well an i got way too much attention <2022-11-08T06:09:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and then a lot of the discord cliques got mad i didn't want to play with anyone else <2022-11-08T06:09:49.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so then when all the ops against Flamenco happend <2022-11-08T06:09:59.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: they were happening against me as well <2022-11-08T06:10:19.000Z> chudbere: man i'm glad i used an alt for all the KF stuff last year <2022-11-08T06:10:35.000Z> chudbere: I made a discord sock for it <2022-11-08T06:10:40.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and they screencapped me sending him a message saying he needs to use his brain and actually go through all his accounts by hand and make sure no one can fuck with him <2022-11-08T06:10:45.000Z> chudbere: nobody in there knew who i was other than a mom <2022-11-08T06:10:50.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and they spun it to mean i was telling him to hide CP <2022-11-08T06:11:12.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the advice i was giving him was what any PR guy or lawyer would <2022-11-08T06:11:23.000Z> chudbere: yeah I've given him a bit of advice lately too

< Heh, I‘m sure you’ve heard my name….I’m a top player in this Sektur. I’ve been a NEET on welfare employed in marketing for over 20 years. Simply put, I used those master-level marketing skills to create a devastating Twitter PR campaign to counter-signal the gunt, using strategic attacks on his emotional state and infrastructure. Heh, it was almost TOO effective soon everyone took notice of me, even Mr. Metokur - who PERSONALLY retweeted me once. This quickly made me the most noticed player in the Gunt A-Log Sphere.

However, I wouldn’t “play nice” with the various Discord cliques - and let’s just say that made me a few enemies. That’s why when I publicly told Flamenco to “go through his computer and clean out anything suspicious“ some people on Kiwi Farms took that as me “jannying for a pedophile” and “helping him get rid of CP”.

These were of course all socks of Cow Poly and the Council of Evil, and the narrative was astroturfed. I was simply using my PR skills like a lawyer would do to help Flamenco cover up evidence of his CP problem, and that’s normal and not funny or bizarre at all. But my Discord enemies perpetuated the narrative that I was a faggot and clout-obsessed ween, and loser with a gay autist voice, and a meth-smoking obese White-Trash 40-year-old who ate Mayo Fries, and the most cringy mentally-ill ALog that Ralph has ever had who makes him look good by comparison.

I was forced to abandon my original Christorian X account as it was compromised. But rest assured, Pit Viper Salesman is just as effective - and I’ve used NDAs to legally threaten people who reveal I‘m Christorian X. Heh- everything is going exactly as planned.

 

[Everything]

Pit_Viper_Salesman: as for the gayops
Pit_Viper_Salesman: thats coming...

what a master baiter this guy is

 

[A Sunset]

what a master baiter this guy is

Gator was as much of a faggot as Christorian X in these leaks. There’s a rEason why these two losers wrote a War and Peace worth of DMs. Everyone who says something they don’t like, or attacks someone they like, are “gay op cabals” and must be “destroyed”. Gator is exposed as a total fucking faggot and that’s why him and CX got along so well. Two orbiting, born janny, beta, scheming, fat faggots who seethe in secret while putting on their “cool and collected ” mask in public.

They also both make up things about their lives, like having Peurto Rican girlfriends or having 20 years of Marketing experience used to DEVASTATE Ethan Ralph with memes.

You know how many times I pressed Pit Viper Salesman? I literally made him say that Christorian X was a meth-smoking faggot who wrote cringe novels to Ethan Ralph and deserved to be banished. He said all that shit back to me just to preserve his “cover” because he was too afraid of coming back as Christorian X. He demeaned himself on my orders. Sad!