Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Whenever I come back in to check up on Jack I'm always amazed at what a shithead he's capable of being. There's a weird amnesia that happens to me where I forget that he's a big asshole crybaby and just revert back to thinking he's just a really bad chef. On one hand I hope the fucker is stuck in that nursing home for months because he deserves it but on the other hand the staff shouldn't have to deal with him any longer than necessary.

Looking forward to when he gets his handicapped sticker and scooter so he can complain about how things are unfair for his specific self-inflicted circumstances, especially when he starts comparing himself to other disabled people who "don't really need to park that close". It'll happen, mark my words.

That is what is always so funny about him. He could have had a successful career, he had many chances, but pissed it all away because he always knows better and can't take criticism, even the most mild constructive criticism. Pride is the most deadly of sins.

One of his greatest moments was when he was at the Texas Investors thing and he had no idea how to even start a woodfired BBQ. He didn't even know it was looked down upon by serious pit masters to use gas or electric. Yet this asshole supposedly is making the best BBQ sauce ever. Now imagine if he had just put his pride aside, humbled himself as the Bible always says to do, and actually did some serious research and learning from other pit masters before embarrassing himself on national TV? He may be still have made a mediocre sauce, but at least he would have known how to start and use a woodfired BBQ.

He really thinks he is owning the alogs by being severely disabled through ignoring all sane suggestions on how to improve his health. He really thinks he is owning us alogs every time he fucks up on camera and then makes a bitchy video about how he wasn't ever really wrong, but if you insist...

He really does belong here until the day he dies because he will never learn.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

Based FB friend of Jack drops a truth bomb, and like pearls before swine, Jack ignores.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

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Based FB friend of Jack drops a truth bomb, and like pearls before swine, Jack ignores.

He's based, but man, types like he also had four strokes. I know Marines are joked as as crayoneaters but sheesh.

Regardless, if Jack wanted to curry any favor, he would simply say "You know what, you are right. I should really be focused on going home and not treating this experience as a Jack on the Go. Thanks for refocusing me and I'll try to do better." Then if any of us saw that, look out the window into the sky and check for flying pigs and talking trees.

 

[Tiresome]

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Based FB friend of Jack drops a truth bomb, and like pearls before swine, Jack ignores.

Jack's gigantic enlarged heart has never and will never have the room for gratitude.

 

[realgone2]

Did that Marine get a brain injury in combat? He is right though.

 

[AskeDead]

we all need a friend like that boomer marine to call us on our bullshit. we all need to not be like jack and take those words to heart and learn from them.

 

[ZipDisk]

I realized a while back the reason I watch Jack videos and enjoy when he gets hurt or angry is because I had a lot of fast intemperate relatives growing up, and was not allowed to call them on their shit.

As to the crayon eater, maybe he's part IV, one of the vets from Nam when they were scraping the barrel to avoid drafting students.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I realized a while back the reason I watch Jack videos and enjoy when he gets hurt or angry is because I had a lot of fast intemperate relatives growing up, and was not allowed to call them on their shit.

As to the crayon eater, maybe he's part IV, one of the vets from Nam when they were scraping the barrel to avoid drafting students.

Could also just be a typical boomer that doesn't know how to spell or type correctly. Guy is right, though

 

[stets]

All producer means in this case is, "I gave some money towards the making of the movie". He's not even listed in the credits on IMDB meaning his effort was minimal at best but Charles, who wrote it, probably played up his involvement.

Producer is a catch-all term that means lots of things, but it's generally that they're responsible for money, business, or logistics.

Jack didn't "produce" shit. If he didnt get a producers credit, he didn't produce it. There's no "helped produce" something. He never produced some shit-tier movie no one ever saw. It's not like there's some guild gatekeeping that prevents a credit - the PGA doesn't give a fuck if someone unaffiliated with them claims the credit, provided you actually did something on the project that qualified for it. Jack's was just latching on to legitimate work that his brother did - the same thing he's doing to this day.

It's Silicon Valley Bank, not silicone, Jack. "SILICONE VALLEY BANK" is the name of your spank bank folder on your MACKBOOK, not a financial institution.

Dude has been hitting the weirdo conspiracy theories hard on Facebook today and desperately needs a nap.

And 3X you've ignored god and told him to go fuck himself. Zero self-awareness from this guy.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Still bitching about the food, guess it's another day of the week that ends in "Y". Personally I don't think it looks bad at all, especially considering it's being prepared and served in a freaking nursing home. And the irony of Jack complaining about food not looking appealing, c'mon. Check out the thumbnails of his cooking videos, maybe 1 out of 20 or so looks alright, most of his recipes end up looking like total garbage.

 

[ZipDisk]

benthebheart, hallowed be thy [OBJ]
I don't eat fish but those sides are inoffensive. He even got cheese on it.

 

[AnOminous]

He's based, but man, types like he also had four strokes.

It infuriates me when I've known so many goddamn people who get one stroke and are immediately permanently tarded and gimped or just flat out die.

And this absolutely worthless bastard gets four.

Personally I don't think it looks bad at all, especially considering it's being prepared and served in a freaking nursing home.

Die, Jack. Quit your fucking bitching. You should be grateful even to be alive and that shit is Michelin tier as hospital food goes.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Still bitching about the food, guess it's another day of the week that ends in "Y". Personally I don't think it looks bad at all, especially considering it's being prepared and served in a freaking nursing home. And the irony of Jack complaining about food not looking appealing, c'mon. Check out the thumbnails of his cooking videos, maybe 1 out of 20 or so looks alright, most of his recipes end up looking like total garbage. View attachment 4769970

Jack gets no exercise each day and desperately needs to lose weight. That looks like more than enough of a portion for him, and looks like pretty standard cafeteria fare otherwise.

 

[realgone2]

I will never stop loving the bitmojis of Jack where he looks perfectly normal. Both his arms work perfectly fine and his face isn't half melted. The complete opposite of current Jackoff. It's almost like the Wizard of Oz.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Still bitching about the food, guess it's another day of the week that ends in "Y". Personally I don't think it looks bad at all, especially considering it's being prepared and served in a freaking nursing home. And the irony of Jack complaining about food not looking appealing, c'mon. Check out the thumbnails of his cooking videos, maybe 1 out of 20 or so looks alright, most of his recipes end up looking like total garbage. View attachment 4769970

I dunno. The fish could be better, but the sides look decent for sure. Even looks like there is wild rice in the rice dish. Cheese Whiz on the broccoli. This is one of the better plates he has shown. I'd eat it, just wish they had picked a piece of fish that didn't escape Auschwitz. I don't even know why he bitches when he could just order DD. Just chuck meal in the trash, order slop, be an ungrateful cunt, done.

I wish Null understood him like we do. We do not just shit on him because he choked out one of his sons. It is because he is an absolute unrepentant cow and he deserves zero sympathy whatsoever. I know his line is probably fucking kids and tortoises for degeneracy, but Jack definitely highlights another form of degeneracy that has nothing to do with sexual perversions, per se. Jack willingly got himself into a situation of having 3 limbs lost and STILL doesn't want to see what got him there nor care. It is everyone else's fault but his. He spends his days bitching about the quality of the nursing home food that he wouldn't have to suffer if he hadn't ate himself into it in the first place. This isn't his first stroke. It is his fourth and I forget what heart attack we are on, 2 or 3 at 56 FUCKING YEARS OLD.

 

[realgone2]

Jack gets no exercise each day and desperately needs to lose weight. That looks like more than enough of a portion for him, and looks like pretty standard cafeteria fare otherwise.

At this point he's toast. Maybe after that last one that took his arm he could have made some changes and got somewhat back to normal, but he's past his expiration date now.

 

[stets]

Jack gets no exercise each day and desperately needs to lose weight. That looks like more than enough of a portion for him, and looks like pretty standard cafeteria fare otherwise.

It's a completely appropriate meal for a land whale on a reduced calorie diet who's spent the past three-plus decades eating himself to death. All of his health complications begin with his diet. To keep him from dying, he needs to change his diet. This should be self-evident to him, but he's so willfully ignorant about what caused all of his problems.

It wasn't caffeine, energy drinks, artificial sweeteners, or guarana. Any retard should understand that, but Jack's food addiction is so strong that even after every health problem he's had, he's still determined to stay an addict and let his addiction kill him.

Any semi-rational person would have seen the light a long time ago. But Jack is so far gone he can't see the reality that's in front of him.

 

[stets]

I dunno. The fish could be better, but the sides look decent for sure. Even looks like there is wild rice in the rice dish. Cheese Whiz on the broccoli. This is one of the better plates he has shown. I'd eat it, just wish they had picked a piece of fish that didn't escape Auschwitz.

It's a nursing home. It's not a restaurant. They're not in the business of providing restaurant quality meals, they're trying to heal people. Their goal is to stop people from dying and rehabilitate them as much as possible. Inatagramable food isn't in their mission statement.

Critiquing the food in an in-patient facility is autistic. And at the end of the day, what he's being served is clearly better than the average facility, so there's nothing substantive to bitch about.

 

[AnOminous]

It wasn't caffeine, energy drinks, artificial sweeteners, or guarana. Any retard should understand that, but Jack's food addiction is so strong that even after every health problem he's had, he's still determined to stay an addict and let his addiction kill him.

It would be funny if it was actually jackfruit that gave him the stroke. It would serve him right for his infantile, narcissistic obsession with anything with his own name in it killed him.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Critiquing the food in an in-patient facility is autistic. And at the end of the day, what he's being served is clearly better than the average facility, so there's nothing substantive to bitch about.

I thought I made that clear in my post. I am just saying if a normie looked at that, that's basically what they would think, eat it and move on. Jack does not.