Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

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don't you think the pedophile crew deserves its own distinction? Big difference between cringe poster and pedo clan who managed to groom a tard to death
Perhaps, the Alandrian thing is fucked, but that was Aksel, like I said he's the only one that stands out, I guess he could deserve his own horrorcow thread, the Dairymo and Gayhoole are boring as fuck though, Shaggy is no more unique than any crazy sped you'd find living in a trailer park, there are tens of thousands of him all across the US, Surfer has his own thread, and I can't even remember the rest they're such none entities.
Having a whole seperate thread for them just seems redundant, and purely to stroke their egos... I dunno, like I said I posted in their thread myself, but I'm not exaggerating when I say they are immensely boring pick me's.
Shit even Aksel apart from the shit eater thing, the most notable thing about him is his constant
"Look at me! Look what a pedo I am! Aren't you angry? You should be angry at what a pedo I am!"
Its just so... forced, amd rewarding try hard Attention Whores with their own thread seems like it would just encourage more of that kind of shit.
I just think there's already a thread for Clout Chasers.
I see your point though.
I just think they're boring and gay.
 
Hey kiddo @Fslur did you know I doxed Adolwuf? Wanna maybe fly to a parking lot and drink burbon? HAHA j/k ... unless ;)

<2022-10-02T01:38:37.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: no groyper will dono to her now
<2022-10-06T03:12:46.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: you'll love this
<2022-10-06T03:12:47.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-ball-washing-paypigs-and-jannies-of-ethan-ralph.130132/
<2022-10-06T03:13:06.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: one of ralph's biggest jannies and paypigs is a literal furfag and femboy
<2022-10-06T03:13:25.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and Ralph was the one who caused his dox with the killstream.tv hack
<2022-10-06T05:03:00.000Z> teaclips: Ooh this guy used to tag along with Warski until the bald guy? (Sorry forgot his name) it escapes..
<2022-10-06T05:03:12.000Z> teaclips: then he became like Ralph’s #1 fan
<2022-10-06T05:03:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Adolwulf
<2022-10-06T05:03:27.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: furry, femboy
<2022-10-06T05:03:39.000Z> teaclips: Yeah but he stopped hanging out with Warski once the bald streamer guy? Came into the picture
<2022-10-06T05:03:39.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: possibly thirsty for ralph
Wonder how somebody as cool and handsome as Pitviper salesman doxed this guy whos dox has been out there for years?
AdolwulfLeeDeMond
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Adolwulf@whitegirlsfuckdogs.com68.54.123.77
2021-08-13​
Oh right the secure server leak had his real name and phone number.
 
Nigga, the X is showing.
Lol try harder you fucking nigger. Two people can think you're a stupid kike.

@I'm Just A Worm what I was saying was trying to standout too much and playing that part is how you end up where cx is.
Perhaps, the Alandrian thing is fucked, but that was Aksel, like I said he's the only one that stands out, I guess he could deserve his own horrorcow thread, the Dairymo and Gayhoole are boring as fuck though, Shaggy is no more unique than any crazy sped you'd find living in a trailer park, there are tens of thousands of him all across the US, Surfer has his own thread, and I can't even remember the rest they're such none entities.
Having a whole seperate thread for them just seems redundant, and purely to stroke their egos... I dunno, like I said I posted in their thread myself, but I'm not exaggerating when I say they are immensely boring pick me's.
Shit even Aksel apart from the shit eater thing, the most notable thing about him is his constant
"Look at me! Look what a pedo I am! Aren't you angry? You should be angry at what a pedo I am!"
Its just so... forced, amd rewarding try hard Attention Whores with their own thread seems like it would just encourage more of that kind of shit.
I just think there's already a thread for Clout Chasers.
I see your point though.
I just think they're boring and gay.
Well I see your point there of it potentially being a "win" for some of them but idk being kiked from iron march, a pedo, him and his on again off again right hand man being britbong orbiters and all that entails I could see it more as being reshuffled as his thread primarily. Shaggy is a violent skitzo. The ogre still hasn't gotten his computer back from the feds and recently called Josh a kid toucher. There is some content there
 
Well I see your point there of it potentially being a "win" for some of them but idk being kiked from iron march, a pedo, him and his on again off again right hand man being britbong orbiters and all that entails I could see it more as being reshuffled as his thread primarily. Shaggy is a violent skitzo. The ogre still hasn't gotten his computer back from the feds and recently called Josh a kid toucher. There is some content there
Faggot, that's a bizarre set of information, why do you know this?
 
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Twitter, /cow/ and stream chats. The fact I'm right is how you know I'm not cx btw .
If you don't want people to think your him probably better not tell people you're not unprompted.
Thats what he used to do :story:
Catch 22, huh?
Seriously though, how long have the Feds had Gayhooles shit?
Seems funny they would still have it this long, if they didn't find anything they'd have returned it by now surely?
 
@I'm Just A Worm what I was saying was trying to standout too much and playing that part is how you end up where cx is.
”Trying to stand out too much” is a bizarre way to think about it. I just post whatever the fuck I want. People having unique personalities is why the board is fun.

Christorian X didn’t get fucked for “standing out”, whatever the fuck that means, or effort-posting as you said earlier. He got fucked because he‘s a clout-chasing faggot and ween with no life.

That nigger was trying to monetize his autistic Speed Racer Villian avatar into some kind of gay Internet brand. He was paypiggin e-celebs constantly and sucking their dicks to get attention and clout. He Jannied for Flamenco and literally told him how to hide any more sus porn after Flam’s CP scandal. He lived on Twitter. He wrote incredibly autistic and bizarre self-serious essays to Ethan. He went on Stardust with his gay Speed Racer avatar and tried to be an e-celeb with his fat autist voice.

He took himself so goddamn seriously and when pressed would say things like “I’m achieving my goals in all this”.

And then when he got BTFO’d it still wasn’t enough to learn his lesson. He wasnt’ even banned. Instead of taking his licks he fled and hid behind another sock, going even more crazy with everything he was doing before.

So yeah, that’s how you fucking end up where Christorian X is. It’s the opposite of shitposting for fun.



Speaking of which, if you aren’t Christorian X, why don’t you list off every reason you can think of that he’s a faggot.
 
I'm not cx btw
My king have you returned to us? Together we will take down Ethan Ralph and everyone who slights the Vickers.
I see your sentences are very short right now. Please partake in the sacred alog pipe and get your energy back.
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Now what does Vickers command us to do today?
 
”Trying to stand out too much” is a bizarre way to think about it. I just post whatever the fuck I want. People having unique personalities is why the board is fun.

Christorian X didn’t get fucked for “standing out”, whatever the fuck that means, or effort-posting as you said earlier. He got fucked because he‘s a clout-chasing faggot and ween with no life.

That nigger was trying to monetize his autistic Speed Racer Villian avatar into some kind of gay Internet brand. He was paypiggin e-celebs constantly and sucking their dicks to get attention and clout. He Jannied for Flamenco and literally told him how to hide any more sus porn after Flam’s CP scandal. He lived on Twitter. He wrote incredibly autistic and bizarre self-serious essays to Ethan. He went on Stardust with his gay Speed Racer avatar and tried to be an e-celeb with his fat autist voice.

He took himself so goddamn seriously and when pressed would say things like “I’m achieving my goals in all this”.

And then when he got BTFO’d it still wasn’t enough to learn his lesson. He wasnt’ even banned. Instead of taking his licks he fled and hid behind another sock, going even more crazy with everything he was doing before.

So yeah, that’s how you fucking end up where Christorian X is. It’s the opposite of shitposting for fun.



Speaking of which, if you aren’t Christorian X, why don’t you list off every reason you can think of that he’s a faggot.
He entertained self important morons like you.

I'm not reading your wall of text there bud . But I will say if I'm wrong no biggie and if I'm right you'll end up with a dox drop dangling and I'll get to laugh at you so it's fine either way.
 
He entertained self important morons like you.

I'm not reading your wall of text there bud . But I will say if I'm wrong no biggie and if I'm right you'll end up with a dox drop dangling and I'll get to laugh at you so it's fine either way.
LMFAO you wouldn’t say everything you hated about Christorian X. Noted.

How about one thing? Did you like his ”Hey Kiddo” conversation with that 19-year-old e-whore?
 
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