Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

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You know how many times I pressed Pit Viper Salesman? I literally made him say that Christorian X was a meth-smoking faggot who wrote cringe novels to Ethan Ralph and deserved to be banished. He said all that shit back to me just to preserve his “cover” because he was too afraid of coming back as Christorian X. He demeaned himself on my orders. Sad!
See cahyt this is a perfect example of a discord tranny astroturfing the thread with untrue statements.
I mean it's not like a simple search for christorian x by PVS will pop up with tons of him calling himself a meth smoking faggot.
>Haha
Oh no
Don't lump me in with that faggot. While the first Gunt Hunt may have been his only positive contribution he ultimately failed so no internet points for them. Has he streamed at all from the new location yet?

Its funny you think I have any connection to that clout chasing asshole but you do you.

Somebody is very angry. Still grasping at straws though.

Your mistake is assuming I'm connected to that faggot in anyway. That story is from the same people that went after him in the first place. They're just running out of anything new. Apparently discord fags aren't very creative.

Damn is he really ? I kinda half red that post before, i dont think i see the typing styles match. No actually hold on. ZOOM ENHANCE

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THIS HERE IS IDENTICAL TO A CX POST I KNOW THAT TYPING STYLE. @Pit Viper Salesman , wait a minute pal, are you CX ? Yes or No ?

Same crazy theory every time someone wants to derail in a thread. CX was a faggot, not really sure what else to tell you. The same people who ran gayops on him are the same ones desperate to keep him alive now. We should totally focus on that rather than Godwinson and his band of merry faggots and retards.
This only proves worm hacked kiwi farms with this discord cabal to make Chris x look bad.
Shannon come help me clean this up. They are using time travel to commit their gay ops.
 
I mean it's not like a simple search for christorian x by PVS will pop up with tons of him calling himself a meth smoking faggot.
You’ve now discovered something I never knew I always wanted - to retroactively collect posts by Pit Viper Salesman denying he’s Christorian X. Holy shit it is fucking gold. Imagine him, with teeth gritting and asshole clenched in stress, having to call himself a faggot and buddy up to people like Evil “I’m Just a Worm” who made fun of him and called him Methstorian X.

This one is a gem.
Same crazy theory every time someone wants to derail in a thread. CX was a faggot, not really sure what else to tell you. The same people who ran gayops on him are the same ones desperate to keep him alive now. We should totally focus on that rather than Godwinson and his band of merry faggots and retards.

Translation: “These people saying I’m CX are hitting too close to home - d-don’t derail the thread, guys! all the people that drove me offline with gay ops (which is everyone who made fun of me ever) are still conspiring against me. Please focus on Godwinson and not me, please!“

He did all this unironically and genuinely, fully invested - no trolling here. wow

You didn't know? I thought this was an established fact already. I only posted the info graph toastmaster post for Asa.

The head janny here, who is usually a cool guy, @AltisticRight right, seems to always pretend he's not christorian X. I think they're friends or some gay shit.

He is christorian, and no he seemed to keep his spergery on the lower end but it always comes back up like that post I quoted. Several times like "doxing" ralphs paypigs(which he used old information when ralph doxed all his paypigs to do), and sperging about dropping one every day like he thinks he's some sort of super villain. It's gay af

He saw an opportunity to pat himself on the back(literally quoting his only post ITT made months ago) and make another one of his notorious effort posting after godwinson watched gay porn on air with ralph and the tide of the thread seemed to be turning. I wanted to remind him he's a optimistic faggot with no balls, that's all. He doesn't give a shit about Asa or perspics or any of them. He just wants his ego fellated with stickers.

Also @Micheal Westen vindicated. Pour one out for our nigga.
 
So let me see if I am following this logic correctly. A website, founded on detailing the most attention seeking, unfunny, autistic man in the world, who later in life decided he was a transvestite, and had sex multiple times with his elderly dementia ridden mother, decides to close a thread because the subject is attention seeking, unfunny, autistic degenerates?
I feel like there is more to it that that, it just doesn't compute.
Yeah it's fucking retarded.
@AltisticRight bring back the CoE thread nigger.
 
Also @Micheal Westen vindicated. Pour one out for our nigga.
come back my nigga , you were right all along!
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Yeah it's fucking retarded.
@AltisticRight bring back the CoE thread nigger.
Fine, it's such a garbage thread though written by a sperg who got bullied by them on Discord or something stupid like that. You'll also see I never confirmed nor denied he's CX, which should obviously mean he is, because if I knew he wasn't, I'd just say it (if that fake dox I made up wasn't enough of a confirmation already).
 
offline with gay ops (which is everyone who made fun of me ever)
That part will never not be funny. I went through this thread and from what I can tell the only "gay ops" against him and the reason he's scared of you and cow poly is somebody made an account called christorian x on metokur fourms and said insane shit everyone knew was a clear over the top joke but people in the thread pretended it was real to piss CX off.
And the twitter is gone. Good thing I archived it in the OP!View attachment 3561136

Also this
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Ok this reads as a like a joke. there is no way.
I guess the real gay op was them almost tricking people into thinking CX might have had a wife once and doesn't just go for young flesh like coach and Ralph do
 
many such cases, if he was a true and honest alog , devoted himself to the cause , this would've never happened, but inbetween doxing nobodies like cowpoly and ralph's paypigs he tried to get some barely legal mentally unstable ethot on the side JUST LIKE RALPH , smh .
He doxed the entire extended family of people that wronged him to a point where some soda kitten had to tell him to calm down and I had to explain in DMs why more documents being produced leads to higher chances of false positives which could get someone innocent swatted. He seemed to concede and removed those documents reluctantly, however, he just took them underground and spread it elsewhere.

20 years in PR marketing, guys. Type words into some background check website, what a true detective.
 
Yeah it's fucking retarded.
@AltisticRight bring back the CoE thread nigger.
Council of Evil have a thread. Attention Whores and Clout Chasers.
Why do they need 2?
Not trying to be a dick, genuine question?
There's nothing about them that stands out other than their desperation for attention, they really do seem like failed drama school fags, the only one unique is Aksel and that's just because he's a literal pedophile that hangs out in discords with utter lowlife shits like that Pamperchu.
Really not trying to be an asshole, I post in there myself, but they're so boooooring, why the fuck do the Council deserve their own thread when there's already an Attention Whores thread?
You can post about them in there, the only reason for a thread on them is to stroke their egos.
Maybe if they do something interesting.
The Dairymo getting a dairy mailed to him by Ralph months ago doesn't cut it.
What else have they done?
 
Council of Evil have a thread. Attention Whores and Clout Chasers.
Why do they need 2?
Not trying to be a dick, genuine question?
There's nothing about them that stands out other than their desperation for attention, they really do seem like failed drama school fags, the only one unique is Aksel and that's just because he's a literal pedophile that hangs out in discords with utter lowlife shits like that Pamperchu.
Really not trying to be an asshole, I post in there myself, but they're so boooooring, why the fuck do the Council deserve their own thread when there's already an Attention Whores thread?
You can post about them in there, the only reason for a threadnon them os to stroke their egos.
Maybe if they do something interesting.
The Dairymo getting a dairy mailed to him by Ralph months ago doesn't cut it.
What else have they done?
Poll added to that stupid thread, I'll give it maybe a week. I think it should stay locked.
Or perhaps if some new user comes in to sperg about Daiymo, we'll know who he is.
 
Gator was as much of a faggot as Christorian X in these leaks. There’s a rEason why these two losers wrote a War and Peace worth of DMs. Everyone who says something they don’t like, or attacks someone they like, are “gay op cabals” and must be “destroyed”. Gator is exposed as a total fucking faggot and that’s why him and CX got along so well. Two orbiting, born janny, beta, scheming, fat faggots who seethe in secret while putting on their “cool and collected :smug:” mask in public.

They also both make up things about their lives, like having Peurto Rican girlfriends or having 20 years of Marketing experience used to DEVASTATE Ethan Ralph with memes.

You know how many times I pressed Pit Viper Salesman? I literally made him say that Christorian X was a meth-smoking faggot who wrote cringe novels to Ethan Ralph and deserved to be banished. He said all that shit back to me just to preserve his “cover” because he was too afraid of coming back as Christorian X. He demeaned himself on my orders. Sad!
I mean didn't turn out gator was being targeted and swatted, like happened to Claire and let's be real probably cx if it drops, they had reason to act like speds, people are sending the riot squad on them.

Something to keep in mind since you too like to make massive effort posts and get super indignant seeming.
Yeah it's fucking retarded.
@AltisticRight bring back the CoE thread nigger.
Yeah I'm not done dabbing on the .
Council of Evil have a thread. Attention Whores and Clout Chasers.
Why do they need 2?
Not trying to be a dick, genuine question?
There's nothing about them that stands out other than their desperation for attention, they really do seem like failed drama school fags, the only one unique is Aksel and that's just because he's a literal pedophile that hangs out in discords with utter lowlife shits like that Pamperchu.
Really not trying to be an asshole, I post in there myself, but they're so boooooring, why the fuck do the Council deserve their own thread when there's already an Attention Whores thread?
You can post about them in there, the only reason for a thread on them is to stroke their egos.
Maybe if they do something interesting.
The Dairymo getting a dairy mailed to him by Ralph months ago doesn't cut it.
What else have they done?
Idk don't you think the pedophile crew deserves its own distinction? Big difference between cringe poster and pedo clan who managed to groom a tard to death
 
<2022-11-08T06:08:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Metokur started retweeting me
so I found this image trying to make a joke and now it's stuck in my head as CX
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The clout chasing and e-begging that drips from this small statement is massive. I can't help but laugh at CX for how pathetic he is. If metokur retweeted this faggot, I'm sure it wasn't more then 2 times. I'm also sure it was ralph or rekieta doing something monumentally stupid. The fact that this faggot boast about that shit is beyond pathetic and shows he deserves our scorn and derision.
 
@AltisticRight, ur a faggot for closing the council thread, also now you are the main Alog of Christiran X, but you had no problem being all buddy buddy with that nigga in chudbuds DMs.

@gobo , ur just a fag
Imagine caring what you think? The council thread should be up but reading your posts is going to be the most annoying part of it doing so.
 
I mean didn't turn out gator was being targeted and swatted, like happened to Claire and let's be real probably cx if it drops, they had reason to act like speds, people are sending the riot squad on them.

Something to keep in mind since you too like to make massive effort posts and get super indignant seeming.
"Gator and Christorian X had good reason to act like massive cringe sped faggots, they had swatters after them!" Does that explain Christorian X going "hey kiddo, have you seen my magic" and Gator's video "in the perfect Metokur style?" LMFAO cope.

Also based off your writing ability in posts, I'm sure anything that's more than two sentences seems like a massive "effort post" to you. Listen buddy, we're not all fucking retarded.

Idk don't you think the pedophile crew deserves its own distinction? Big difference between cringe poster and pedo clan who managed to groom a tard to death
And you want the Council of Evil to "have their own distinction". LMFAO what a shocker.

The Council of Evil are insects who produce nothing except retarded gay ops and boring videos no one watches. They deserve nothing except to fade into obscurity.

Council of Evil have a thread. Attention Whores and Clout Chasers.
Why do they need 2?
Not trying to be a dick, genuine question?
There's nothing about them that stands out other than their desperation for attention, they really do seem like failed drama school fags, the only one unique is Aksel and that's just because he's a literal pedophile that hangs out in discords with utter lowlife shits like that Pamperchu.
I agree, what's the point of them having a thread. The Kiwi Farms is for documenting humans, not insects.

But yeah the thread isn't informative, just a dumping ground for the gayest promo and socks imaginable. The Council of Evil are just boring irrelevant attention whores. Surfer already has a thread, I'm sure a few others do too. If they do something alone you can post in there, and if they want to be attention whores they have a thread for that.

Let them have to ritually humiliate themselves posting in the thread that most suits them. And it will make them seethe, I'm sure they loved their gay little thread LMFAO. There's a reason why the site doesn't have dedicated threads to people like Vito.
 
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