The Ethan Ralph Report by Michael Alberto - The Catboi Furrer has comissioned Michael Alberto to compile a report on Ethan Ralph. The autists and archivists of Kiwi Farms are the most capable of providing the necessary information.

[Pit Viper Salesman]

In the recent weeks, Ethan Ralph has speedrun his ability to test Nick Fuentes patience. Between exposing Cozy's neck to court for piles of DMCA strikes after antagonizing Red Pill Gaming to the point discovering how to files DMCA claims with the government against Cozy, backing Big Tech while he destroys the relationship between Nick and Destiny, shitting on the Jews who are financial backers, and proclaiming himself the biggest thing on the platform, Ethan Ralph may have finally pushed his luck too far.



Fuentes has issued a report be made by Michael Alberto to finally explain to him why everyone hates Ethan Ralph. While this seems innocuous at first, what could easily be happening is that Nick is looking for a third party to give him an excuse to act surprised and finally cut him loose.

Being that this is literally the inherent purpose of Kiwi Farms and its archival enthusiasts. I believe a thread of everything worthy of being in this report be placed here. There should be no excuse as to this report be missing anything.

Here is a solid start:

1. Layne Davis cover-up
2. Violence against 2 partners
3. Felony assault against an officer
4. Proven regular drug use
5. The doxing of his own donors
6. The doxing of his entire Killstream.tv user base with no refunds.
7. Releasing private correspondence with various entities (Julian from Odysee)
8. Secret recordings of various co-hosts for blackmail and life ruination
9. Destruction of multiple streaming platforms
10. Numerous attacks on peoples families
11. Refusal of care for his son
12. Big Tech
13. Flagging / Striking his enemies while knowing doing so with no real basis
14. Releasing revenge pornography of his son's mother and then plans ways to isolate and manipulate her in order to avoid a charge.

Place your evidence here.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Ralph is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Gunty King]

The flagging part would be viewed as a positive by the Groypers, you'd best leave that one out. And since crime and abusing women is also based according to Nick, #2, #3, #4, and maybe #14 also need to go.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

The flagging part would be viewed as a positive by the Groypers, you'd best leave that one out. And since crime and abusing women is also based according to Nick, #2, #3, #4, and maybe #14 also need to go.

Crime is only based when its against their enemies. It becomes relevant when proving Ralph will even destroy those he calls friends and allies. Nick doesn't like that at all.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He will demonstrate his pathological lying and boasting when confronted with any list of his degenerate disgusting behavior.

Guess Nick has decided this is the only way to milk something out of association with ER - turn on the cozy milking machine. He was hoping KF would stay down long enough to prosper as a Gunt farmer, but alas, the KF big dairy machine is back

 

[Haru Okumura]

Actively associating with and, in some cases, outright working with known pedophiles. I'll edit in proof images once the site is more stable.

-Dylan "Chaggot" Volk raped a 13-year-old girl when he was 18 and admits this. This greatly disturbed even Baked Alaska, who pressed him on it in person.
-Max "MrGirl" Karson is a known pedophile that openly professes admiration for the young girls in 'Cuties', describing them as sexually attractive, and has written a song about being a pedophile
-Vito Gesualdi got in a heated discussion about "non-offending" pedophiles and slipped up and referred to such individuals with the pronoun "we", thus outing himself as a pedophile
-Andrew Anglin is also an open pedophile that argues in favor of consummating child marriages with preteen girls

Dylan Volk is both the most extreme and the most salient example because Ethan works closely with him and continues to invite him to IRL events even now despite him being an actual unrepentant child rapist.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I don't actually hate Ralph but he is a massive fucking joke. He threw away any and all redeeming qualities years ago and the more one learns about him the worse he looks. Honestly most of why I follow him AF and Nick won't care about because I like him as a cow because he's an immature manchild with the mental faculties of a 16 year old but he has access to drugs and alcohol. And he still somehow thinks he can fight dispite putting up less of a fight then even Warski.

Generally he's disliked because he's a two faced piece of shit. He turns on a dime on his friends/allies with no hesitation or shame. He has no morals and no code beyond continuing his own grift. He can and will throw Nick and AF under the bus as soon as it is beneficial for him to do so as he has done with literally everyone else he's ever associated with. As Haru mentioned he associates with known pedophiles and even knocked one up in the form of his forever girlfriend horse. He also really wants to eat out Keffals' stinkditch something fierce and has already stated he will throw AF under the bus if it can take down the Farms somehow so, yeah.

Basically Nick should realize 'Wow, what an ally.' when looking at Ralph and if he doesn't he deserves what he will get.

 

[Gina Gillotti]

Wait, are you hopping in bed with Fuentes now, @Christorian X @Pit Viper Salesman? And some actual brony with weird physiognomy? The fuck? How is someone saying he is "authorized by Nick Fuentes" to do anything worthy of anything but mockery? Was sinking to the depths of sweeping it up for @Flamenco not enough? What the fuck gay bullshit is this in service of your weird ass monomaniacal hate boner? I can't wait for when Ralph doxes you and we find out what skeletons are in your closet.

 

[Spergichu]

I have been authorized by Nick Fuentes

God, do any of you faggots have even a little bit of agency in your own life? "My catboy daddy gave me permission to make fun of Ralph." Jesus Christ that's pathetic. Grow a fucking spine and do what you want online.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Wait, are you hopping in bed with Fuentes now, @Christorian X @Pit Viper Salesman? And some actual brony with weird physiognomy? The fuck? How is someone saying he is "authorized by Nick Fuentes" to do anything worthy of anything but mockery? Was sinking to the depths of sweeping it up for @Flamenco not enough? What the fuck gay bullshit is this in service of your weird ass monomaniacal hate boner? I can't wait for when Ralph doxes you and we find out what skeletons are in your closet.

Its funny you think I have any connection to that clout chasing asshole but you do you.

 

[Keranu]

Don't forget using his mom for 35 years, making her walk in heat to dialysis and telling her to eat a cock, before finally moving out of the house to leave her to die.

Not to mention refusing the jab to visit her in the hospital.

 

[Gina Gillotti]

Its funny you think I have any connection to that clout chasing asshole but you do you.

If you aren't him, you're acting like it, and I've been misinformed, jury's still out then IMO, but most of my questions still stand. You appear to be taking seriously a zoomer who takes Nick Fuentes seriously to try to score some kind of W on the Gunt...cringe to the third power at this point. So my question remains: the fuck?

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

If you aren't him, you're acting like it, and I've been misinformed, jury's still out then IMO, but most of my questions still stand. You appear to be taking seriously a zoomer who takes Nick Fuentes seriously to try to score some kind of W on the Gunt...cringe to the third power at this point. So my question remains: the fuck?

You're terribly misinformed, I've said more than once CX is, was, wherever the fuck he is, is a faggot. Full stop. As for Fuentes / Alberto, they're a total joke. It's just useful to have his provable rap sheet in one place with the added bonus of adding a bit of satire while doing it. Sorry if it went over your head.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Another thing to not forget about is Alice alleging Ralph got her blackout drunk then used er mouth after she'd already said she didn't want to give Ralph a blowjob.

 

[AltisticRight]

Many.
Aside from the myriad of paedophilic simpery elucidated by Haru above, here's a short yet extensive list.

- Societal menace, he drives like scum and puts innocent lives at risk.
- Christian behaviour, being the deadest of deadbeat fathers on the sektur, a bigger deadbeat than BigTech.
- Twitter addiction, just like Lucas Roberts.
- Parasite, every platform he uses collapses from within.
- Judas, he is a pathological backstabbing fiend.
- Felon, hide your woman and kids around this pig.
- Shameless grifter, Gator had to intervene amid the killstream.tv abortion.
- Nasty son, at least Sandra can take trains to dialysis in Hell.
- Blue lives disrespector, punches female cop trying to help him.
- Misogynist, self-explanatory.
- Tranny pronoun respector, kys Ethan.
- Leftist, Obama voter, against the second amendment.

 

[Near]

He ripped ass on stream. That's the kill shot right there.

 

[Farglemark]

If you aren't him, you're acting like it, and I've been misinformed, jury's still out then IMO, but most of my questions still stand. You appear to be taking seriously a zoomer who takes Nick Fuentes seriously to try to score some kind of W on the Gunt...cringe to the third power at this point. So my question remains: the fuck?

How can you not see how funny it would be to force Ralph to stand behind a hit piece that mocks him? Or the inevitable war it would create if it was done? If there's a chance at that it's worth it.

You new at this?

 

[ConSluttant]

God, do any of you faggots have even a little bit of agency in your own life? "My catboy daddy gave me permission to make fun of Ralph." Jesus Christ that's pathetic. Grow a fucking spine and do what you want online.

In this vein, I cannot think of anything more gay and lame than being excited for a "report" on someone being authorized by Fuentes. I mean, really? You need permission to do a report on someone? Such faggotry should be mocked endlessly on this site as much as we laughed at Ralph getting his ass kicked in two seconds in Portugal.

Kill yourself for bringing this here to "participate" in. Shamefur dispray.

 

[AltisticRight]

Stolen from poast.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Ralph is probably the only person aside from Chris Chan i can think of that has walked back on everything they once stood for EXCEPT for hating Kiwifarms.

Thankfully, it's not my job to please the catdaddy otherwise i'd have to spend a weekend fishing for tweets.

"He has authorized me", they are trying to sound like they are professionals but it comes out as the time i was 9 and i had to ask my dad to sign my permission to go visit the farm with my class.