The Ethan Ralph Report by Michael Alberto - The Catboi Furrer has comissioned Michael Alberto to compile a report on Ethan Ralph. The autists and archivists of Kiwi Farms are the most capable of providing the necessary information.

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Figured this was important considering it’s pertaining to Michael Alberto and the Gunt but it appears that the Gunt falsely flagged down a video on Alberto’s channel
 
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MvAgusta said:
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Figured this was important considering it’s pertaining to Michael Alberto and the Gunt but it appears that the Gunt falsely flagged down a video on Alberto’s channel
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I wonder if he's made an attempt to copyright strike Cog's re-stream of it despite all of the soundboards and lukewarm takes over it.
 
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He knows the kind of person he's dealing with. He's just choosing to ignore all the negative aspects of Ethan so he can use him to fluff Cozy's abysmal viewer numbers while feigning ignorance.
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Speaking of, who's the top #3 of the other streamers there? My first guess would be Fed Alaska but even his numbers are garbage. Who else? Dalton? You can't tell me Beardson with a straight face.
 
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He knows the kind of person he's dealing with. He's just choosing to ignore all the negative aspects of Ethan so he can use him to fluff Cozy's abysmal viewer numbers while feigning ignorance.
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Who all even streams on there besides little nipples and Ralph? Beardson, that Dalton Klinefelter 'er whoever. Cozy just seems like money laundering with extra steps.
 
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It looks like Alberto played a bit of Left 4 Dead with Ralphs ex-daddy Jim.
Is he co-signing everything Metokur says? Will Nick or Ralph say anything about buddying up with their blood enemy?

Remember the Ralphamale got real pissy because Jim streamed with all his old friends, maybe he will stream with all other cozy people except him just to make him rage a bit more.

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It looks like Alberto played a bit of Left 4 Dead with Ralphs ex-daddy Jim.
Is he co-signing everything Metokur says? Will Nick or Ralph say anything about buddying up with their blood enemy?

Remember the Ralphamale got real pissy because Jim streamed with all his old friends, maybe he will stream with all other cozy people except him just to make him rage a bit more.

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Went over quite swimmingly (I must say).

credit to Xaniberries for the clip.
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Ralph eats (of course) and watches as Alberto and paultown get quality time with Metokur. Makes some inaudibles between half-thoughts before settling on the cope that he'd need top billing despite asking to be put on earlier, has a sobbing pussy party about it later with Bibble and they desperately clutch for collateral damage.
 

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