Keranu
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I kind of hoped KF user was leaked during the hack just so we could look for noramalik@gmail.com and radroberts@theralphretort.com accounts.
The Ethan Ralph Report by Michael Alberto - The Catboi Furrer has comissioned Michael Alberto to compile a report on Ethan Ralph. The autists and archivists of Kiwi Farms are the most capable of providing the necessary information.
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Just be on the lookout if you ever see a "Bob Smith" lurking.
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Hes had an account even before the site had set invitation only.
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That's what happens when Ralph used to be a Kiwi himself until he get the fuck away from KF and be a massive retard after leaving KF permanently and just lurk like a pussy.
Also because of his fragile as a premature baby ego as well. He's too thin-skinned to take everything seriously and will always end up getting humiliated back-to-back.
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And he hasn't used it in over two years.
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Behold: The man and wife of no fun allowed. You know that old adage "If you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all"? Well I would like to posit that for the purposes of the forum, it should be expanded as "If you don't have anything funny to say, you should jump off a bridge because nobody likes a downer".
This one sticks out in my mind and I can't believe I forgot about it. During one of his Portugal trips, he visited a church and when he left, he literally stole one of the 25 cent honor system candles by the door. Just picked it up and walked out. I suppose crime is based though and this won't matter to little nicker.
Tiger Jack
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Are people really expecting a hitpiece to come out of this? I mean, I know it's hard to make Ralph look good with his track record, but if there's anything Fuentes has demonstrated that he's willing to double down on, it's Gunt guarding.
He already knows why people hate Ralph, that's why he's allowed on Cozy. Ralph's a constantly imploding retard that draws eyes to his platform.
He already knows why people hate Ralph, that's why he's allowed on Cozy. Ralph's a constantly imploding retard that draws eyes to his platform.
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Way back in the Kumite era, I'm sure he had a sock, as well as his main one.
It had the stench of malicious gunt-smega all over it, but, conversely, it could have been one of his many capos he's lost along the way.
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At the very least he definitely used Nora's account and even pretended to be her. Gunt has always been a scheming retard who has tried to control the narrative about his documented retardation, I highly doubt he didn't sock even back then.
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Sphere
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I don't get why everyone always fixates on this.
Knowing the side effects which can range from facial paralysis to death, besides the fact that it's useless (doesn't stop transmission), I wouldn't let anyone strong-arm me into taking the vaccine myself
Sam Losco's Wife
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They only fixate on it because Ralph let his mother die neglected and isolated because he refused to get it. The funny thing is her doctor has a rap sheet of abusing elderly patients and in true Ralphamale fashion he left her in his "care" for the last agonizing 2 weeks of her filty, degenerate, coal burning life.
You're forgetting Ralph was very very mild on the vaccine or anti vaccine side in the beginning, he flipped for very petty reasons and then parlayed that pig rage into a grift to nick's pedo incels. He got upset that a politician was hypocritical in asking people to wear masks but then not wearing one on his vacation, thats the only reason Ralph let his mother die alone and is compromising the health of his infant child because he is upset at one person being a hypocrite that isn't him. Even if you think theres good reason to be anti vaxx any reason you can give that you would think is noble is not the reason Ethan Ralph is anti vaxx for.
No for real before that one hypocritical politician his stance was "oh well idk it could be good but ya know i like my freedoms of choice"
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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It would have been one thing if The Gunt had said "AH TRAHED TA GIT ME A FAKE VAX PASSORT BUT AH COULDN'T GIT ONE IN TAHM TA SEE MUH MOMMA!" or another of a score of stories he could've have used to TRY AND SEE HIS MOTHER ON HER DEATHBED!
But he didn't. He didn't even lie to the viewers and say he tried.
Fast forward to that October and one of 5 trips that Fall/Winter to Las Vegas where he faked or actually got the jab to see Phish. The next morning of which he had a "cardiac event".
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Gunt is too much of a pussy to actually pull up a convincing enough story to see her on her verge of death.
This is probably the only time I've saw him actually not being a liar, and was being honest about his mother's condition.
He's faking to see Phish in Las Vegas, and then pretends to say that he has a "cardiac event"? What a deceptive and retarded lie.
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I'm not saying he didn't lie, but I can believe Ethan would have a "cardiac event". God knows he is morbidly obese, sucks down grease and booze like it's going out of style. Smokes cigars. Gets winded jogging a 10th of a mile. Is constantly stressed and angry. Hell, I'm sure the average man would have 10 heart attacks by now, but Ralph apparently practices the same voodoo as Charles Lee Ray, Now maybe I'm making a point, or maybe I'm just talking shit about Ethan Ralph cause fuck him. He's piece of shit; he deserves it.
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Don't go off half-cocked! Ethan Ralph used to absolutely LOVE Kiwi Farms back when he was King of Shit Mountain circa 2017-2018 and everyone was shitting on Donga, Kraut, and Sargon- he loved getting info from their threads and laughing about it. During one of the Pillstreams he specifically said it was one of his favorite websites and he thanked Null for "collecting so much info on so many colorful characters"
But all of a sudden when people started airing grievances about Ralph suddenly the website became an issue. So yes- in fact, Ethan Ralph has walked back on quite literally everything they once stood for... just like Chris-Chan.
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That "cardiac event" in particular kept him catching a flight out of Vegas and resulted in a trip to the emergency room. He had to take nitroglycerin for what I think were some chest pains but I don't think it went as far as a myocardial infarction IIRC. Someone may remember it better.
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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I never said he faked the "cardiac event". The morning after the Phish concert he was rushed to a Las Vegas ER from the airport due to a "cardiac event" where Nitro Glycerin tablets helped him. Then he went back to the airport, whined on Twitter about having to pay so much for Tylenol at the airport, then flew home. Shortly after that was when Ralph got T-Boned when he ran a red light because he was distracted reading KF on his phone. The guy who hit him later sued over this past Summer, which was at least one of the reasons Ralph said he moved in the first half of July. That case was later dismissed, I assume because it was settled out of court.
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This is the funniest shit ever about piggy, he ran gay ops for Master Milo according to the logs @GethN7 posted years ago during GamerGate and he's running gay ops now for daddy Nick and America First. He will say anything for a dollar, this is why IMO Ralph has always been a faggot. This explains why during the Chris Chan arrest everyone unanimously thought he was a faggot and has to cope that the stream was meta humor taking a piss on the Kiwi Farms and lolcow culture.