DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[hector85]

anyone know what happened to the "dark dave's mirror" channel?

it got yeeted, i think its back up on trovo or something now

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

DSP bought an exclusive $30 Back to the Future-themed shirt back in November/December:

View attachment 4769996


View attachment 4770022

See Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd reunite for ‘Back to the Future’ merch

Stars of the classic film team up to launch official apparel and posters with proceeds going to Fox's Parkinson's foundation.

www.yahoo.com

Remember this the next time he begs for money and guilt-trips you about not being able to afford groceries, paypigs. You deserve each other.

This is amazing. I'm very glad to see his juvenile consooming habits still alive and well. I actually feel like fool because I thought he cut that shit for good but I'm happy to be wrong. This pigga is 40 and flexing a t-shirt.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

"No, See Alexander I'm not gonna do that. He's like i can leave if it takes too long. The only way I would leave basically I'm feeling if they're one million percentile ignoring my answers and not giving me a fair shake, which I don't feel like they're gonna do. That's number one. Or if the show is going past my normal stream times. No I'm not gonna be going on their show at 9am and continue past 4pm. That's not happening. *Ack ack ack* That's insane. I don't even do my own show that long."

I was doing something else and wasn't actively listening but when I heard that shit I stopped and put my fucking head in my hands. How do you tell the guy that you aren't going to leave unless the exact scenario he describes you leaving in, happens?
And for the love of God, Montressor! Stop saying people have been lying for years but there's evidence of some things and some things are true. Damn bro. Sometimes I wish i was under the pignosis because it has to be easier than actually hearing what he says.

 

[Chernabog3000]

This is amazing. I'm very glad to see his juvenile consooming habits still alive and well. I actually feel like fool because I thought he cut that shit for good but I'm happy to be wrong. This pigga is 40 and flexing a t-shirt.

From the newsbrief.

"The erstwhile Marty McFly and Doc Brown have reunited to launch their first official line of BTTF merchandise.

portion of the proceeds going towards the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s disease research and therapies"

Not very Roman Catholic.

This is somehow worse than what he alleges Mr Beast does.

 

[Gramh]

And for the love of God, Montressor! Stop saying people have been lying for years but there's evidence of some things and some things are true. Damn bro. Sometimes I wish i was under the pignosis because it has to be easier than actually hearing what he says.

It has to be easier than dealing with his cup game of what the actual fuck his logic process is. It's beyond rules for thee and not for me, it's this weird "the goal posts are where ever the goal posts are, unless they aren't" sort of Schrodinger's Moral Code.

 

[Sup3r]

Day One: "There aren't any questions off the table, people can ask me anything. This whole idea that I curate what you can ask me is stupid doods, they can interrogate me as hard as they want!"

Day Two: "They are gonna interrogate me dood! I'd be stupid to stick around and be grilled all day, if they start asking detractor questions I'm out of there"

Never change DSP. Never change.

I think it's really obvious how much Phil had counted on just how out of the loop Craig was at the beginning of this shitshow to get through it. Craig knew even less about Phil than anyone who's ever spoken about him. Which also explains why Phil was so pissed about them making the announcement, he didn't want Craig or anyone else on that podcast to be aware of anything to do with him. It hasn't helped Phil any that Craig actively hunted down any and all information on Phil once it became apparent to him just how out of his depth he was.

 

[Iron Father]

Flatso

 

[PetiteDragon43]

it got yeeted, i think its back up on trovo or something now

R.I.P. I guess I'd better go and subscribe to Snort Burrell again. The only other restreamer I know are GOAT-Luci. Hopefully someone else makes a no commentary restream channel. I want the raw Phil so he can't say I'm taking him out of context. It's one other pet peeve he annoys me with.

It has to be easier than dealing with his cup game of what the actual fuck his logic process is. It's beyond rules for thee and not for me, it's this weird "the goal posts are where ever the goal posts are, unless they aren't" sort of Schrodinger's Moral Code.

Fence sitting the Moral code. Or Schoedinger's $2000 Cat. The cat only exists if he hits the goal

 

[Iron Father]

I love how, each time Phaggot talks about Craig's podcast, he totally ignores the existence of the woman on it.

Just the other day he said something like "I thought it'd be fun to chill with the guys" lmfao. She's a non-entity in the mind of the married pigroach.

 

[hector85]

R.I.P. I guess I'd better go and subscribe to Snort Burrell again. The only other restreamer I know are GOAT-Luci. Hopefully someone else makes a no commentary restream channel.

i don't think any no commentary restreams exist, DDM has that annoying sound board, everyone else feels the need to talk over phil way too much. the only thing i could suggest is PoP's occasional auto day streams where he doesn't talk.

I love how, each time Phaggot talks about Craig's podcast, he totally ignores the existence of the woman on it.

idk dude shes showing too much skin in this pic.

phil might become too uncomfortable and need to leave the stream to gaze upon his wife to, ya know, keep him straight or something.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

R.I.P. I guess I'd better go and subscribe to Snort Burrell again. The only other restreamer I know are GOAT-Luci. Hopefully someone else makes a no commentary restream channel. I want the raw Phil so he can't say I'm taking him out of context. It's one other pet peeve he annoys me with.

i don't think any no commentary restreams exist, DDM has that annoying sound board, everyone else feels the need to talk over phil way too much. the only thing i could suggest is PoP's occasional auto day streams where he doesn't talk.

Odyssey. https://raw.philburnell.com/

I don't know what DDM uses for a redirect for the DDM stream.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

...Just the other day he said something like "I thought it'd be fun to chill with the guys" lmfao...

Yeah it's come down to the point where he's tryin to monetize everything he's doing. Eat, watch youtube shit, sit there and whine, now "hanging out with the guys" or friends is on the table.

It just comes off sad and desperate. Just for a friend. How about you do that part first without having a camera pointed at you. Fuckin' aye.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Yeah it's come down to the point where he's tryin to monetize everything he's doing. Eat, watch youtube shit, sit there and whine, now "hanging out with the guys" or friends is on the table.

Coming soon, The Darksydephil and co. podcast! For the low, low price of $1000 USD, you too can join the illustrious ranks of phillip brunell's pre-stream shenanigans!
(Note: Phillip Burnell Enterprises reserves the right to all funds collected by you during the podcast.)

 

[Where Am I Playing]

Eternal napalm, eternally cucked. Even when he goes on a vacation he can't quit being a paypig, has to buy souvenirs for his master while he's there Make sure you have DSP's chat open on your phone while you're at Universal Orlando, DSP wouldn't want you neglecting your moderating duties

 

[Iron Father]

Yeah it's come down to the point where he's tryin to monetize everything he's doing. Eat, watch youtube shit, sit there and whine, now "hanging out with the guys" or friends is on the table.

It just comes off sad and desperate. Just for a friend. How about you do that part first without having a camera pointed at you. Fuckin' aye.

The funniest part is the irony of it. He's spent a lot of years shitting on the Internet for being online sissies or ninnies or whatever, and he's the real adult with a real life etc.

He's actually the most terminally online person there is.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

View attachment 4772490
Eternal napalm, eternally cucked. Even when he goes on a vacation he can't quit being a paypig, has to buy souvenirs for his master while he's there Make sure you have DSP's chat open on your phone while you're at Universal Orlando, DSP wouldn't want you neglecting your moderating duties

View attachment 4772501

There is a running pattern with his die hard fans, they tend to have no backbone, and think Phil is their friend.

DasBoDent is a slave to those who don't value his work(because he doesn't value himself) and Eternal Napalm lacks so much attention in his life that he's formed a friendship with a guy who sees him as nothing more then an ATM/Worker.

In these cases if Phil went away one day, they would just move on to the next parasite that will live off of their gullibility, and lack of friends. Normally I would feet pity for these people but they have had many years to see the writing on the wall and bail...yet they haven't so fuck them.

 

[Chef Autism]

phil might become too uncomfortable and need to leave the stream to gaze upon his wife to, ya know, keep him straight or something.

Edit: Right after posting this, I decided to make some edits to make it a little more true to life:

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

I hate that this "interview" on Thursday is going to be the most boring, disappointing thing to happen this year. It has the potential to be one of the greatest events in DSP history, but Stuttering Craig and his pussy cohosts are idiots and softies and won't do the world justice and lampoon this piece of shit like a whale. Even from a business point of view, Craig should know that it's far more profitable to obliterate Phil with evidence and an interrogation than just let him ramble and not press him on anything. Internet drama is ALWAYS more popular than boring interviews and his stupid podcast will get more views and revenue than ever before if he held Phil accountable and backed him into a corner.

A part of me hopes Craig will surprise us all and bombard Phil with evidence, but I mean just look at the guy, he looks too soft to do anything like that. It's a real shame too, this was one of the only chances we had of getting someone to expose Phil's lies once and for all in real-time and watch him squirm. Oh well.

 

[hector85]

A part of me hopes Craig will surprise us all and bombard Phil with evidence,

and if that happened phil would just leave. Phil said he'll leave the call if something comes up that endangers muh family or triggers him.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I want the raw Phil so he can't say I'm taking him out of context

then just watch his stream. i never understood this autistic "I want to watch phil but I REFUSE to give him a view"

who gives a fuck? there is no way I can wrap my head around this position so it makes sense.

"I don't want to boost phils view count" but isn't it commonly accepted that Phil has view bots? why do views matter if we think he has viewbots? also, you know what's really funny other than phil having super low views? him having super high views with no chatters/donators, since then he knows it's detractors and he sweats over it.

like, literally no way I try to approach this I can't rationalize "I want to watch phil but NOT on his channel", is it just because I'm anti-social and don't care to use the youtube chat or am I just an asshole