Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

[Rokko]

No.

I feel sorry for the guy, or gal, who's gonna transcript this... work of art.

Already done:

Transcript I just typed out:

Hello ladies how would you like to spend a little foggy time with this sexy bod huh? These sexy breasts mmmmm and the thing I was wrongfully born with down there...ew. Good quality time you can have it one way, or play the lesbian way. So-s for $50 we can do a cuddle, for $100 we can do pretty much an-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though, not do anal. But will do anything else, we can even romp with toys, and I have lots of hidden potential. So send an email give me a response tell em you want a little lovely sexy evening with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the email only - nobody with STDs and only women of any orientation need apply. Well straight, lesbian, and bi. Well y'all gah y'all got DA PUSSEEE! I'm very happy to work with a little bit of that! I meant to show off my booty, big booty look good enough for ya? So, respond now.

Text after video:

Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.

If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.

No STDs.

In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).

Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com
for details and arrangements.

About how we're all feeling right now Chris...

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[mrmilkman]

Rate me optimistic, but at least he's trying to earn money.

 

[Medley]

I occasionally do feel pity for chris because he is such an oblivious dope. Most of his bad qualities are due to him being a bad guy but his enormous ego is his parents fault. I think he truly believes he is some dainty little qt that would be a score for any hot lesbian

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Hello ladies how would you like to spend a little foggy time with this sexy bod huh?

Pretty sure he's saying "quality time".

 

[MG 620]

Ugh, so that is how "the electricity bill" was paid for. Oh Chris!

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Pretty sure he's saying "quality time".

I didn't realize I had let auto correct replace it with that. I was pretty tired while doing it, listening to Chris' awful siren voice is nauseating when done on repeat.

 

[Varis]

Your move, Phil.

Edit: Actual thoughts on this video: I feel like I'm being flirted with by a child.

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

Someone needs to edit that video and add some sexy music and Chris's number in hot pink font at the bottom of the screen.

@CatParty

But better music than the tickle yo pussay remix, that could of been better

 

[darkstar0854]

I am simultaneously laughing, crying, and gagging at the same time. Thank you, Chris, for this glorious experience.

 

[Agentpeanut]

I can already envision the single solitary tear rolling down Barbs cheek as she sits in a darkened room filled to the brim with useless tat and bags of cat shit.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

I rewound this thing like 5 times to decipher what he meant by bustcakes...it had a caption on so it confused the hell out of me. Chris does not speak English.

I still love you you horrible beautiful monster. That trains never late!

Also let's be real here, Chris would offer the fucking sex for free if someone gave him fifty to cuddle. He'd offer the cuddle for ten and throw in the duck driving for free

Chris can never be max autistic, because he can always be more autistic.

Mark my words he will outdo this someday.

Chris is the Goku of autism. You're a Saiyan, his power level is over 9000, you're a super Saiyan he just went Saiyan two, you didn't think that was possible, oh fuck I guess he just went Saiyan three.

Chris doesn't follow the autism, Chris redefines the autism, he calls it atsimu

 

[Male Idiot]

I rewound this thing like 5 times to decipher what he meant by bustcakes...it had a caption on so it confused the hell out of me. Chris does not speak English.

I still love you you horrible beautiful monster. That trains never late!


Chris is the Goku of autism. You're a Saiyan, his power level is over 9000, you're a super Saiyan he just went Saiyan two, you didn't think that was possible, oh fuck I guess he just went Saiyan three.

Chris doesn't follow the autism, Chris redefines the autism, he calls it atsimu

He is autism incarnate. But this video is incredibly disturbing, in an uncanny valley way. Classic Chris did gross videos, but those were just gross. These new ones are much more surreal.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

He is autism incarnate. But this video is incredibly disturb, in an uncanny valley way. Classic Chris did gross videos, but those were just gross. These new ones are much more surreal.

Totally. For some reason jizzfreezer was more disturbing than fapcup, him fucking the blowup was somehow more bizarre than both flying elephants and the blowup doll combined

 

[TopCat]

So who's going to be the next to 'troll' him by taking him up on his offer?

 

[Wintermute]

At least he's taking smokers now.

 

[Male Idiot]

Totally. For some reason jizzfreezer was more disturbing than fapcup, him fucking the blowup was somehow more bizarre than both flying elephants and the blowup doll combined

Yeah. Blowup doll is just gross stuff. Recycling with Fapcup is gross and dumb. Jizzfreezer is gross, dumb and getting insane. This one just yells outright crazy and delusional.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Dear God even his stripper name screams autism.

 

[Sc4rface]

Dear God even his stripper name screams autism.

But it doesn't scream Sonichu or any of his other fixations. So it was probably given to him by whoever is behind this.

"Leave them; they are autistic guides. If the autistic lead the autistic, both will fall into a pit."
- Matthew 15:14, NKV (New Kiwi Version)

 

[Sweaty P]

There's something really uncomfortable about the way he gestures and states that he has "lots of hidden potential". I mean, the entire tone of the video, along with his soft voice (and I use the term 'soft' loosely), is unnerving but that part in particular... yick.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

here's something really uncomfortable about the way he gestures and states that he has "lots of hidden potential". I mean, the entire tone of the video, along with his soft voice (and I use the term 'soft' loosely), is unnerving but that part in particular... yick.

He meant lots of hidden autism ( as it wasn't enough already).