DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elescondido]

His college rant today genuinly made wonder if this is all a bit....

Is it really possible for a 40 year old man to think that is university's job to find jobs for their students ??

How could anyone be this entitled?

Also it is me or the story of why he changed his major changes constatly?

The first time i've heard it he say he did it cause of the dotcom crash

The second time he said he did it cause his programing teacher sucked

Today he said he did it cause even the begginers clase was too hard cause he didnt learn coding in highschool

 

[ReentryPhantom]

His college rant today genuinly made wonder if this is all a bit....

Is it really possible for a 40 year old man to think that is university's job to find jobs for their students ??

How could anyone be this entitled?

Also it is me or the story of why he changed his major changes constatly?

The first time i've heard it he say he did it cause of the dotcom crash

The second time he said he did it cause his programing teacher sucked

Today he said he did it cause even the begginers clase was too hard cause he didnt learn coding in highschool

If there were some way he could honestly prove it has been a bit since the beginning, and his whole persona and online personality has been a joke, he'll be the greatest performance artist of all-time and I will IMMEDIATELY become a fan.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

and if that happened phil would just leave. Phil said he'll leave the call if something comes up that endangers muh family or triggers him.

Which isn't a bad thing.

Imagine he gets called out, he leaves the call. Then Agent/TBS/Tevin/whoever is willing to come on and Phil's in his place. And the interview goes on from there with honest answers since we have been following this asshole for years that we can speak the truth for him since he seems to have trouble giving straightforward, honest answers.

The only thing missing is their gay bromance of being at the same gaming convention for like 3 hours and that's their only history. No one cares about Youtube analytics and Da Trolls Fucked Me Story #10342.

 

[Iron Father]

Some of you seem completely delusional about this interview thing.

Even if Craig wasn't a retarded pussy, why would he randomly do something detractors want? He's just some normie faggot hasbeen that wanted DSP to shoot the shit on his podcast.

Now dentractors started living vicariously through him and worked themselves up into disappointment? Unironically retard-tier.

If the interview turns out to be a nothingburger, then it played out exactly as intended to begin with.

But DSP is autistic enough that, as usual, there'll be some gold dust to harvest.

If clip channels can make daily content from his dogshit borestreams, a multiple hour podcast with a chat and panel he has very little control over will give us something to laugh at or pick apart.

Worst case scenario he runs away from the podcast and we get an unhinged meltdown on DSPGaming.

 

[hector85]

Now dentractors started living vicariously through him and worked themselves up into disappointment? Unironically retard-tier.

its the bankruptcy saga all over again lol.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Some of you seem completely delusional about this interview thing.

Even if Craig wasn't a retarded pussy, why would he randomly do something detractors want? He's just some normie faggot hasbeen that wanted DSP to shoot the shit on his podcast.

Now dentractors started living vicariously through him and worked themselves up into disappointment? Unironically retard-tier.

If the interview turns out to be a nothingburger, then it played out exactly as intended to begin with.

But DSP is autistic enough that, as usual, there'll be some gold dust to harvest.

If clip channels can make daily content from his dogshit borestreams, a multiple hour podcast with a chat and panel he has very little control over will give us something to laugh at or pick apart.

Worst case scenario he runs away from the podcast and we get an unhinged meltdown on DSPGaming.

If anybody heard about this interview and expected Stuttering Fucking Craig to be the guy who backs Phil into a corner and nails his ass to the wall like he's Mike Wallace it's on them. Craig is a z list internet celebrity (which is being generous) so desperate for some podcast views he would ask Darksydephil for an interview.

It would be more interesting if Phil was just brought on as a guest panelist and they'd do their normal show because Phil wouldn't know what the hell to do in that situation. He's been practicing interview answers every prestream for years but anytime a tip comes in asking for his off the cuff opinion on anything and he's flummoxed.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I hate that this "interview" on Thursday is going to be the most boring, disappointing thing to happen this year. It has the potential to be one of the greatest events in DSP history, but Stuttering Craig and his pussy cohosts are idiots and softies and won't do the world justice and lampoon this piece of shit like a whale. Even from a business point of view, Craig should know that it's far more profitable to obliterate Phil with evidence and an interrogation than just let him ramble and not press him on anything. Internet drama is ALWAYS more popular than boring interviews and his stupid podcast will get more views and revenue than ever before if he held Phil accountable and backed him into a corner.

A part of me hopes Craig will surprise us all and bombard Phil with evidence, but I mean just look at the guy, he looks too soft to do anything like that. It's a real shame too, this was one of the only chances we had of getting someone to expose Phil's lies once and for all in real-time and watch him squirm. Oh well.

The only potential kind of interview that Phil would allow to burn him is a really popular person who is also known for being level-headed, then calling out Phil because he's that much of a scumbag.

It doesn't make sense for anyone to do this, though.

Quartering was probably the best hope, although he's a lolcow himself, but a very boring one.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I hate that this "interview" on Thursday is going to be the most boring, disappointing thing to happen this year. It has the potential to be one of the greatest events in DSP history, but Stuttering Craig and his pussy cohosts are idiots and softies and won't do the world justice and lampoon this piece of shit like a whale. Even from a business point of view, Craig should know that it's far more profitable to obliterate Phil with evidence and an interrogation than just let him ramble and not press him on anything. Internet drama is ALWAYS more popular than boring interviews and his stupid podcast will get more views and revenue than ever before if he held Phil accountable and backed him into a corner.

A part of me hopes Craig will surprise us all and bombard Phil with evidence, but I mean just look at the guy, he looks too soft to do anything like that. It's a real shame too, this was one of the only chances we had of getting someone to expose Phil's lies once and for all in real-time and watch him squirm. Oh well.

I can only imagine that people will be able to see past Phil's gaslighting, lies, and subterfuge and be able to see why people don't like him. Of course there's always the possibilty that craig's audience of middle aged gamer man-babies will simply go to Phil because Craig likes him.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"decompression session" = gonna sit around on his fat ass and wait for tips

 

[Old Tonto]

and if that happened phil would just leave. Phil said he'll leave the call if something comes up that endangers muh family or triggers him.

Crying "Ree Ree Ree" all the way home, perhaps?

His college rant today genuinly made wonder if this is all a bit....

Is it really possible for a 40 year old man to think that is university's job to find jobs for their students ??

I remember those Lincoln Tech 'get a high-paying career in six-months' type places used to promise job placement assistance to their graduates on their commercials. Slight PL, but a friend of mine went for it, because he figured going through a four-year apprenticeship like I was doing would take too long. He found out after you finished the course, they'd let you come in the waiting room and look at the want ads from the newspaper.

How could anyone be this entitled?

Years of uninterrupted practice.

Also it is me or the story of why he changed his major changes constatly?

The first time i've heard it he say he did it cause of the dotcom crash

The second time he said he did it cause his programing teacher sucked

Today he said he did it cause even the begginers clase was too hard cause he didnt learn coding in highschool

You know, I've always heard that maxim "the truth comes out eventually" but I never thought I'd see it in action like. Not with Phil, anyway. I'm not surprised, though. Lots of alleged public school 'geniuses' get a rude shock finding out they're not the hot-shit they thought they were when they hit the deep water where everybody else is just as smart as they are, or smarter, like at a advanced curriculum style school or meritocratic college. If he got that good dose in junior high or so, like most of us do, he probably wouldn't have turned out such a cunt.

Yeah, you got me. I don't believe that either...

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

DSP added a super cringe intro and outro to his latest TLOU review

>THANKS FOR WACHING
Also the Twitter in the outro video is not his @DSPreacts is clearly a troll account lmao

https://twitter.com/dspreacts

 

[Shirō Ishii]

His college rant today genuinly made wonder if this is all a bit....

Is it really possible for a 40 year old man to think that is university's job to find jobs for their students ??

How could anyone be this entitled?

Also it is me or the story of why he changed his major changes constatly?

The first time i've heard it he say he did it cause of the dotcom crash

The second time he said he did it cause his programing teacher sucked

Today he said he did it cause even the begginers clase was too hard cause he didnt learn coding in highschool

DSP being entitled is due to his parents being awful at their job and babying him his entire life. He was in his 20s bitching about not getting a wolverine toy and still complains about it. Phil changing stories constantly is nothing new as he does it with literally everything. The most plausible answer is that Phil was too stupid and was struggling/failing his courses so he changed his major to one which was easier. It should be emphasized that Phil went to a shit school and that it isn't hard for retards to get degrees in the United States, depending on the major and college of course.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

DSP added a super cringe intro and outro to his latest TLOU review
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>THANKS FOR WACHING

Does he think this looks good or impressive or what? That is some shit straight outta 2013. Leave it to Phil to pull the most cheap and low-effort execution of an already cheap, low-effort concept for a channel.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does he think this looks good or impressive or what?

He'll never admit this, but he knows that any submissions that actually look good are from trolls, and the only stuff that's not going to be a Where's Waldo of sneak disses comes from his genuinely retarded fans.

 

[TankMelee]

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"decompression session" = gonna sit around on his fat ass and wait for tips

What, is "chill" so normalized he needs something chiller than chill? It can't merely be a 'chill stream,' it has to be so low energy that it's palliative. Sitting and watching the chat, I assume.

Also, when he was doing his Omega-level "hint hint" about which day he would show up, he says, "I'm streaming all day Tuesday; off Wednesday; streaming all day Friday." Which implies that Thursday was the odd one out, but his previous schedule showed a normal day on Thursday, so what the fuck? He's so fucking retarded he has to put words in his own mouth from when he made his own schedule the night before, which said he would play Hogwarts. He was acting like this was all public information when he had already covered it up.

None of this makes any sense. For some reason he felt compelled to 'leak' the interview date when he knew Craig didn't announce it. Why wouldn't Craig announce it when he said? Then DSP had to force it Sidescrollers to acknowledge it - were they reconsidering? Who knows.

 

[Whaler]

Like somehow relating a 12 year old child who doesn't know any of whats normal in civilized society so underpants wouldn't be a thing to the fan service of nami and robin, how the fuck does he relate arousal to having to take a shit.

Gunna pry open a lid I probably shouldn't involving my relationship, but here we go. When my girlfriend and I decided to try anal, she got advice from a gay coworker who told her that anal was a 4D game, as in "the four dos of anal." Number 1 was eat light and clean up a few hours before hand, second was use a lot of lube, if it seemed like a lot of lube, use a little more just for good measure. Third was relax and warm that hole up by starting with a finger before moving on to the main event, and the fourth and final was for her to gently push like she was having a bowel movement, because that's what anal feels like at the start.

I don't want to feed into/jump into the debate of DSP being gay, but if he actually relates arousal to having to take a shit, then he's 100% stuck something up his ass at some point of time. Either because he wanted to try it out, enjoys it, or thought it would help with his ED.

 

[Iron Father]

Gunna pry open a lid I probably shouldn't involving my relationship, but here we go. When my girlfriend and I decided to try anal, she got advice from a gay coworker who told her that anal was a 4D game, as in "the four dos of anal." Number 1 was eat light and clean up a few hours before hand, second was use a lot of lube, if it seemed like a lot of lube, use a little more just for good measure. Third was relax and warm that hole up by starting with a finger before moving on to the main event, and the fourth and final was for her to gently push like she was having a bowel movement, because that's what anal feels like at the start.

I don't want to feed into/jump into the debate of DSP being gay, but if he actually relates arousal to having to take a shit, then he's 100% stuck something up his ass at some point of time. Either because he wanted to try it out, enjoys it, or thought it would help with his ED.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I want the raw Phil so he can't say I'm taking him out of context. It's one other pet peeve he annoys me with.

He removes the context himself by private-ing the livestream and doing unrecorded emotional manipulation and verbal abuse (aka begging). Imo respect and trust are to be earned, not given away by default to random floating heads on the internet. Intentionally obfuscating shows he knows he's doing something wrong but does it anyway.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

then just watch his stream. i never understood this autistic "I want to watch phil but I REFUSE to give him a view"

who gives a fuck? there is no way I can wrap my head around this position so it makes sense.

"I don't want to boost phils view count" but isn't it commonly accepted that Phil has view bots? why do views matter if we think he has viewbots? also, you know what's really funny other than phil having super low views? him having super high views with no chatters/donators, since then he knows it's detractors and he sweats over it.

like, literally no way I try to approach this I can't rationalize "I want to watch phil but NOT on his channel", is it just because I'm anti-social and don't care to use the youtube chat or am I just an asshole

Honestly I'd just rather be in a chat with fellow detractors than in a chat with Derich, Jayde, DasBoShit, and Swaggins. I'll admit I sperg gout harder in the youtube chats than I do here sometimes. And I like doing it there without getting banned or top hatted.

Anyway, I don't HAVE to watch Phil. I can watch a clip channel if I get curious. But there's no way in hell I'm going to that swamp.

 

[arrivefriday]

DSP added a super cringe intro and outro to his latest TLOU review
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>THANKS FOR WACHING
Also the Twitter in the outro video is not his @DSPreacts is clearly a troll account lmao

https://twitter.com/dspreacts

I love how you can hear him click in the outro lmao, truly the kwahlity of content we've all come to expect