Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

[LagoonaBlue]

He meant lots of hidden autism ( as it wasn't enough already).

His autism is incredibly visible.

 

[Leafeon]

So I decide to lay down in bed after a long day at work and browse some internets and this is what greets me. Hello nightmares.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Carlos Chantor 2: Tomgirl Boogaloo

It's finally happened. The saga we've all been waiting for.

Also those fucking Mickey Mouse bedsheets.

 

[anephric]

I realize he's trying to emulate the old 800 number commercials you'd see on TBS at 2 am but my god does he not get it *at all*.

I'm also amused / fucking horrified by his change in voice when he said "born with the wrong thing down there". He goes from a really infantile attempt at a woman's voice straight to Disney's Goofy.

 

[Portajohn]

Here's a version of the video with the picture flipped and the aspect ratio fixed.

 

[darkstar0854]

All that's left to see now is how many weens actually take him up on his offer.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Rate me optimistic, but at least he's trying to earn money.

He's trying to get people to give him money to have sex like he wants to. That hardly counts as trying to "earn" money.

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

Does Barb know about this?

You would think if she did know and had any moral compass at all she'd oppose it.

And if she doesn't she should be notified.

Offering sex for pay is also illegal.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone who wouldn't fuck him dry is a pussy.

 

[Observatory]

Chris shows here, that he is clearly far more delusional than I ever expected him to be. This idea of "I want sex and money." concluding to "Maybe I should combine the two!" is just... where the fuck does he get this from? So far, no one wanted to fuck him for free, so how does he get the idea that people want to do it for money?

The many uncertain winks and his attempt to sound all cutesy... it feels particially like an act too. As if he is convinced "This is the way a girl should behave and I am a girl, so I need to behave this way too!". That, and his shopping addiction.

I also noticed a clinking sound around the part where he hugs that poor neko-girl pillow and imagine that Barb was probably drinking coffee or something right fucking next to him at that very moment. Cause honestly, I do not think she is still mentally healthy and gets what her "son" is doing at this point.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Does Barb know about this?

You would think if she did know and had any moral compass at all she'd oppose it.

And if she doesn't she should be notified.

Offering sex for pay is also illegal.

Well Chris met up with that hooker out of the house and Chris clearly states he expects them to accommodate him. Besides, if Chris doesn't get his lez on how's she gonna get a grandkid?
...I mean one she can see. Cole don't count.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

also noticed a clinking sound around the part where he hugs that poor neko-girl pillow and imagine that Barb was probably drinking coffee or something right fucking next to him at that very moment.

I like to think Barb is always just out of peripheral vision at all times, motionlessly staring at Chris like a supernatural bugbear.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I like to think Barb is always just out of peripheral vision at all times, motionlessly staring at Chris like a supernatural bugbear.

Oh god I can see it now, it all makes sense.
'Again Christine. This time with feeling.'

 

[Sammy]

I know he keeps saying "Women Only," because he wants da china, but Chrissypoo here is dancing a dangerous game. He's now a "lesbian soul'd exceptional individual," and sees himself as every much a woman (with a wrongly formed duck) as the next. By what right does he have to deny any womansoul'd individual of similar physical "deformity?"

When you play the Game of Tumblr, you get Girl Penis, or you die.

 

[kuniqs]

Would you fuck Chris? I'd fuck Chris.
I'd fuck Chris hard. I'd fuck Chris soo hard.

 

[rookie]

I could've sworn I just had my pants on.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris can't even get women to have sex with him for free.

 

[Ｋｉｋｅ]

Here's a version of the video with the picture flipped and the aspect ratio fixed.

Is this an IRL annie-may girl.

 

[alterid]

There's something really uncomfortable about the way he gestures and states that he has "lots of hidden potential". I mean, the entire tone of the video, along with his soft voice (and I use the term 'soft' loosely), is unnerving but that part in particular... yick.

Isn't it something to do with his nailpolish colors? Like certain fingers having certain colors means what kind of sexuality/preferences you have?

 

[milkshark]

Way to go @DStecks donating selflessly so we all could have more Sonichu pages

Such a sound investment of actual money