Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
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Totally overexaggerated story. Probably had 1 trump sign, which doesnt even matter. And the homeowner just pulled their dog off of you. What the fuck is the issue here. This is like when he kissed some dude and claimed he was raped.
 
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That is really low energy. And Trump doesn't sound Trumpy enough.

Why does he always feel the need to tweet this shit? Clearly no one cares since he has 0 interaction on it.

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He's probably the guy that when it comes to setting his account up asks work to take out a higher percentage so he doesn't have to pay and always gets money back at the end. It's not that impressive.

Or you know what he could have done? Taken that $300 off of each paycheck and every month put it into a money market account at 3.5% and by the end of the year have $11.5K instead. And that's on the low end. If he could find one at 4.7% then that would now be $14.7K. Sure you pay taxes on that but seriously it's double what he got as a refund. Plus add the refund he'd get on top of that and it would easily pay for another trip to Glorious Nippon with Autism Express Voyages.
 
That is really low energy. And Trump doesn't sound Trumpy enough.


He's probably the guy that when it comes to setting his account up asks work to take out a higher percentage so he doesn't have to pay and always gets money back at the end. It's not that impressive.

Or you know what he could have done? Taken that $300 off of each paycheck and every month put it into a money market account at 3.5% and by the end of the year have $11.5K instead. And that's on the low end. If he could find one at 4.7% then that would now be $14.7K. Sure you pay taxes on that but seriously it's double what he got as a refund. Plus add the refund he'd get on top of that and it would easily pay for another trip to Glorious Nippon with Autism Express Voyages.
A lot of the joy is when the voices argue or fight. There's a legend of Zelda tier list one where Joe Biden says "Midna is a shortstack onahole" and hearing Joe say that made me spit out my drink. The joke should be these are the presidents takes.

This video isn't the presidents takes, it's kingdom hearts nerds using technology to have the presidents parrot their takes.

I hope that makes sense, I'm having a hard time explaining that.

LOGISTICS

Two days, has under 600 views and four comments.

Two are trolls.
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Why does he always feel the need to tweet this shit? Clearly no one cares since he has 0 interaction on it.

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This threw me for a loop in so many ways. Chibi makes ~$70k, so he was overpaying 10% of his pre-tax income? How in the ever-loving fuck does that even happen? I don't know what his exact taxes would be, but my napkin math says that $7k should be about 3-4 biweekly paychecks at his income, or about $270 he was overpaying every fucking paycheck. That's not money you just miss and don't notice (unless you're a complete retard so it's 50/50 with chibi). Furthermore, he's been working at Best Buy for several years now, so this shouldn't have been news to him. He should have known what to expect by now.

I don't know, even for someone as retarded as Chibi this doesn't entirely add up. Part of me is wondering if he either severely fucked up his taxes, or is committing some sort of tax fraud. I wouldn't put it past this retard to try and claim his trip to Japan was a business expense since he is an "influencer" after all.

A lot of the joy is when the voices argue or fight. There's a legend of Zelda tier list one where Joe Biden says "Midna is a shortstack onahole" and hearing Joe say that made me spit out my drink. The joke should be these are the presidents takes.

This video isn't the presidents takes, it's kingdom hearts nerds using technology to have the presidents parrot their takes.

I hope that makes sense, I'm having a hard time explaining that.
No, you've got it spot on dude. These chronically unfunny attention seeking faggots are just hopping on a band wagon to try and garner clout, with zero understanding of what actually makes the joke funny.
 
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I don't know, even for someone as retarded as Chibi this doesn't entirely add up. Part of me is wondering if he either severely fucked up his taxes, or is committing some sort of tax fraud. I wouldn't put it past this retard to try and claim his trip to Japan was a business expense since he is an "influencer" after all.
You're forgetting option three:
I don't think Chibi understands how tax returns work, and is lying about the number because he thinks that if it's bigger that's somehow more impressive.
And from where I'm standing #3 is most likely
 
Going to Japan to go to the starbucks is the stupidest thing you can do when visiting a foreign country.
Slight disagree, there are cultural differences and it can be worth one trip to say you tried something different. Like their McDonald's has stuff that you won't find on a whitey menu; or in Eastern Europe, where they treat McDonald's like it's an actual restaurant and not fast shitty food. Go once, try it, have a "Well that's different" experience, and be done with it... I also like collecting their mugs... shut up.

And it's still better than The Hub, where all the ALTs go.
 
My bad if it actually is a copypasta, there weren't any results from it.

Did the farms get knocked of search engines again?
Farms have been delisted from most search engines for about 2 years now. And for context, the original post is one of the zoosadists explaining why he fucks dogs.

Regarding Chibi eating at Starbucks, that isn't a huge deal. They got interesting little mugs and tumblers as souvenirs, and I believe the cherry blossom festival was going on and they do have LTO things.

I will say, from my experience, the best thing in Japan is takoyaki stands you find in random places. Street food is always delicious.

Then again, I went to Japan on a high-school trip and I definitely didn't dress up as Ginyu or some dumb shit. I kept my head down and tried not to get scammed.
 
I'll take that fuckup, I heard we had gotten back on them. My apologies.
You didn’t hear shit, you spent all that time digging through his post history none the wiser it was copypasta. Next time keep a rule of thumb that any wall of text like that is likely copypasta or bait and try to refrain from autistic callouts.

Back on topic, did you guys know chibi went to Japan?
 
Florida filler more like it. Not we’re getting some real plot going. A Japan arc would be funnier than Florida but would he even be able to get a work visa?
 
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The guy who stood around Shinjuku wearing a joker cosplay the whole time is on twitter talking about Japanese fashion, huh? I bet he learned a lot when he wasn't too tired from streaming mario golf.
 
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