Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 134 38.7%

  • Total voters
    346
Definitely true; part of why I like clays so much, the only equipment of any consequence is the choke, and outside that it's between you and a moving target to show your skill.
Clays are a great way to build up and master the exact kind snap reflex instincts and coordination that good shooting need, especially if they're released in multiples or in quick sucession, moving targets you just don't have the time to track them by normal aiming, so it perfects the instinct of knowing where your shots are going to go just from muscle memory without taking time to think.
The best shooting, when you're really "in the zone" its like you're just observing yourself doing it, you're not thinking about it.
It takes a while to for the pieces to fall into place but once it just clicks, it becomes almost like tying your shoes, you just do it you don't stop to think about where the laces are going to make the knot.
 
I wonder if Crowder will go for it. It seems like Nick is trying to be a remora to Crowder's actual shark.
Crowder will. Crowder needs content, he has a weirdly strong sense of loyalty to the "conservative content creator" movement, and he has almost no business sense. He has hired and worked with a lot of questionable people in the past.

Milo Yiannopolis (at the end of his decline), Owen Benjamin (after the flat earth cult), etc.
 
Crowder will. Crowder needs content, he has a weirdly strong sense of loyalty to the "conservative content creator" movement, and he has almost no business sense. He has hired and worked with a lot of questionable people in the past.

Milo Yiannopolis (at the end of his decline), Owen Benjamin (after the flat earth cult), etc.
I actually wish Nick well in such a collaboration. It might even work out well if Crowder tells him it's about time he gets back to legal content, since I doubt he wants Balldo content.
Clays are a great way to build up and master the exact kind snap reflex instincts and coordination that good shooting need, especially if they're released in multiples or in quick sucession, moving targets you just don't have the time to track them by normal aiming, so it perfects the instinct of knowing where your shots are going to go just from muscle memory without taking time to think.
I never got good at this but it was huge fun. There was always a hit of pleasure when you saw that clay thing blow into little itty bitty bits.
 
Crowder is alright I guess but doesn’t he paywall most of his content? That makes him a faggot regardless
In the past it was the majority of his show on Youtube with an uncensored stinger that took place on "Mugclub" which was just the Blaze. Don't know about the other things he produces, but as Nick started declining I started watching Crowder to fill some time in my work day and never felt like I was missing much not watching the stinger.
 
She let a nigger fondle her tits, at least twice. The nigger in question is a break-and-enter felon with aggravated assault who also had charges dropped for anally raping a white woman. He was the bartender at a sports bar she went to when she was buying drugs and they hit it off somehow. A local (local to the Rekietas not one of the online pervert retards) suggests the nigger WAS the drug dealer and a discount was conditional on feeling up the bug-eyed junkie whorewife.

I got all this from a local Rekieta hater btw, he has quite a local anti-fan club. He is every bit as whiny and obnoxious in real life, if anything, worse.

Can you confirm that the local Rekieta hater isn't Terry Dean Nemmers. Nemmers is local, but Nemmers is legit crazy.
 
I can see it. Crowder needs content. Making Nick a regular guest on his show would be a way to feed the gaping maw, and from Rumble's point of view, there might be a certain synergy as they help each other build their audience.

Rekieta had better keep his degeneracy well under wraps though. I can't see the Balldo playing with Crowder's audience at all well.
You're probably right. I have to realize that most other creators don't know what level Nick has fallen to and just see "Lawyer explaining".

I much prefer Crowder's lawyer, Half-Asian Bill Richmond, even before I became disenfranchised with Nick's schtick. so my ideal would be that Crowder brings him in to discuss legal things instead of Nick.
 
But I genuinely appreciate your humanity - on Kiwi, no less.
It's the result of sincere practice (hopefully) becoming habitual. Thank you for your kind words.

Nick not knowing what poppers are is the strongest possible evidence that he's just midlife crisis sex touristing and not actually gay.
...yet

I could see Nick appearing on Crowder's show, or the reverse, or both. Either would be big for his channel. Especially if it's a regular segment or something.
I can see it. Crowder needs content. Making Nick a regular guest on his show would be a way to feed the gaping maw, and from Rumble's point of view, there might be a certain synergy as they help each other build their audience.
I can see it too. Nick playing degenerate to Crowder's Christian (like Drexel was for Nick).

"The Crowder and Rekieta Show - pilot episode" (based on actual events)
Crowder: And next up, we would like to welcome Kyle Rittenhouse to the show.

Nick: Steve, Steve, Steve, hey listen, Steve, you know I was at Gay90's with my monogamous wife, right? And I was being hit up by these two bisexual lesbians-

Crowder: That's great, Nick. So Kyle, I've got a question for you.

Nick: I've got a question for you too, Steve. Balls or no balls? (pauses for laughter)

Crowder and Kyle:
Crowder and Kyle.png

Nick: You PRUDES need to watch more porn and lighten the f*** up!


I mean... I might watch a few episodes.
 
-Somewhere it was mentioned that Kayla frequently sleeps in until odd and late hours leaving you to wonder who is taking care of the kids during that time.
Is that true? She was definitely on stream before talking about how she was aggrieved by Nick sleeping in until late, leaving her alone with the kids.
We know a fair amount about their weekday schedule bc Nick overshares all the f'ing time... So, until their eldest drives (within a year and I'm sure he'll get his own car), I think their schedule basically works like this, more or less...

Mornings:
  • Nick goes to sleep around 6 AM, give or take an hour, after streaming and sleeps 3-5 hours.
  • Kayla is likely up early, particularly with the younger kids - the girls.
  • Nanny likely arrives around 9 AM and - I assume - takes control of the younger kids. It's unclear if Kayla is still doing much homeschooling. Nick ONLY discusses the co-op when homeschooling is brought up. (Weird to me, tbh. My kid are teens and there's much to be discussed re. what they're learning in normal school - I help them quite a bit.)
Late Morning - Late Afternoon:
  • Late mornings: I'm guessing the older kids generally have co-op school and/or activities to which Nanny/Kayla/Nick drive them. Nick does seem to do a lot of the driving around... we know Kayla hates driving and often rouses him to do it.
  • Late Afternoons seem totally random. Nick often naps and gets super annoyed when church/drs appointments/basketball/piano lessons are required for him to shuttle them to. He'll sometimes stream from the car when waiting for them.
  • He recently lost a kid when picking up from a church thing (or something). He was clearly late. She was just hanging out in another family's car while waiting for him.
Evening/Night:
  • He claims to do the cooking but I'm betting that's only 2-3 nights/week. A lot of fast food is being brought in and, likely, convenience food being made by nanny/Kayla for the kids.
  • Night: Kayla "retires" early to the bedroom to either sleep or watch Star Trek.
  • We know most of the kids are given their IPads and told not to bother Nick when he's streaming - yet they often do (almost weekly).
  • The girls are often fighting when he's streaming and one has night terrors. Weird that they go to him and not Kayla*. His son was recently up at 5 AM when he was doing a Locals stream (Nick shoo-ed him off).
*They may also go to her but we know she takes a relaxant/sleeping pill supposedly for Restless Leg Syndrom - she can't sleep without it - so maybe she can't be roused by the kids???
 
You're probably right. I have to realize that most other creators don't know what level Nick has fallen to and just see "Lawyer explaining".

I much prefer Crowder's lawyer, Half-Asian Bill Richmond, even before I became disenfranchised with Nick's schtick. so my ideal would be that Crowder brings him in to discuss legal things instead of Nick.
I was just about to say Crowder already has the far superior and much less degenerate and homosexual Half Asian Lawyer Bill Richmond, not sure why he'd want or need Rekieta, although it would be fun to see Nick come out with his half baked drunken opinions to be shot down and shat on by Bill.
 
I have been slacking on posting these, but I do have them. BIG project is BIG, and I believe it is worth it for when it drops. Anyway, here is the next archive in the backlog:


Kiwis are sad creatures that are VIOLENT and want to VIOLENCE LOCALS people!
Mandy_K​
i cant stop reading this kiwi farm site
Mandy_K​
its depressing
aCompleteRandom​
Ew. Why?

Matt03​
How are you depressed at the wiki of lolcows?
Mandy_K​
idk, i just wanted to see what they say about nick but they are violent towards all of us
DE4THWI5H​
STOP. RIGHT NOW.

Matt03​
Fuck what they say about Nick
EgalitarianBtch​
Why is it I pop in here and you’re still reading that???

aCompleteRandom​
Rule #1 of the Internet: Ignore anklebiters.

icancook​
why care bout what they say bout nick...
Mandy_K​
i know
Sally78​
Stop reason it...it will only depress you
icancook​
nick dont care...

Mandy_K​
a lot of it is abusive speculation but there are a few good valid points

Sally78​
Like what

EgalitarianBtch​
From what I’ve seen, there are valid points but a majority is speculation from jaded minds. They’re committed to misunderstanding and being misunderstood. Being depressed about it won’t change it. Either read it and laugh or don’t read it at all :)
Mandy_K​
they went hard on me but surprisingly cynthia was on there and told them "Mandy is sweet but has severe depression issues. She's the only one I like in Nick's echo chamber lolcows" or something.

DE4THWI5H​
Kiwi farms are full of a bunch of petty, jealous, angry virgin autistic fucks. They have no joy in their lives, and live to make fun of people on their message boards. Which is COMPLETELY different from us. We do it in a chat room.

Mandy_K​
Yeah its reminding me of a ripoff EncyclopediaDramatica.

DE4THWI5H​
Well kiwi farms can talk about me (if they do) dox me (they probably could) whatever. No one cares.

Matt03​
Nobody in here qualifies as a lolcow

LMAO!

DE4THWI5H​
What were the valid points? If they had valid points, maybe we could take the criticism and improve.
EgalitarianBtch​
Wow, Cynthia had a take that wasn’t vitriolic? Maybe she’s growing as a person lol

Sally78​
Na...she always liked Mandy and same old same old ..that post was from the beginning...I know... Only time I was on there

Arttheclown​
If that person likes you, you may be doing something wrong Mandy. Lol

Buzzion​
Well people do want you to stop looking at it for your own mental health. Let them obsess in their fantasies

DE4THWI5H​
Good point. Nick yeeted Cynthia into the bucket of crabs and even down in that cesspit they still can't have mandy.

Mandy_K​
"Probably a fat bald 50 year old catfish with a gut and a beard living in mom's basement and using 20 year old photos."

Mandy_K​
< div>Cookie, they tried to find your youtube channel and found a different one by the same name "I Can Cook" and called you a catfish too. lol< /div>< div>< /div>

QUEEN SALLY RULES AN EXCOMMUNICATUS!
Sally78​
Mandy please don't bring that garbage in here...talk about your experiences...let others be happily ignorant...

icancook​
my channel is not i can cook
Arttheclown​
Ya missed the point. She knows how being a bitch to Mandy would look to them. She's playing a game on there to suit her shitty agenda of doxxing everyone in my observations
aCompleteRandom​
That's funny. All they had to do was ask here and we'd link them to cookie's youtube. It's not a secret.

Mandy_K​
ok sorry

Sally78​
Don't be sorry...untruthful things said out of context can hurt people...let them do it there that's all...you are amazing

EgalitarianBtch​
Oh, I think I’m in some of their heads far more than they’re in mine. Just seems like they’re a topic of conversation quite a bit lately. So, I’ll chime in. Lol

StormyShores​
Sorry, I meant that for everyone not just you. But yeah, I think you are right, people over here are definitely living rent free in their heads way more than the other way around.


NICK HAS NOT CHANGED!
Mandy_K​
I can see how they got Nick's old videos and compare him to his New ones and how he's a changed person.
ThisJustinCase​
have you watched his very first or even second video? he's not changed all that much.

Andrew_Wahoo​
Seriously

ThisJustinCase​
yeah i got curious and went back.he used to curse a lot, stopped(nick said it was because of lady r), then she stopped caring so he went back XD

Buzzion​
Funny. I went and watched his old stuff and he seems to be the same to me. All I would say is that he is a bit more reserved in his delivery.

Matt03​
I've been watching Nick for almost 2 years, I don't think he's changed that much.

Sally78​
People grow and evolve... Some stay a puppet others learn to be themselves no matter what... As soon as nick becomes a puppet I am out

Buzzion​
Nicks old stuff is funny because occasionally he would go almost clean shaven

Sally78​
They just want him to break down boring lawsuit's 24/7...I am too ADD would get bored of him in a hot minute

EgalitarianBtch​
I don’t think he’s changed that much, maybe just become more comfortable on camera?


WE are turning on
@Cynthia Behave

EgalitarianBtch​
Lol, she’ll do what she did here. Show her true colors as an unhinged, lonely drunk.

Sally78​
They are already starting to turn so I hear....



Egalitarian joins DISCORD
EgalitarianBtch​
Either way, I need frens on discord lol. I’ve never used it before and just started my own account cuz I have too much time on my hands lol

Sally78​
I couldn't figure it out... boomer for real

EgalitarianBtch​
It’s rather gay honestly lol

Mandy_K​
i dont get on discord much unless people wanna DM me

Mandy_K​
People stalk the fuck out of me on discord.

[/SPOILER]


LOCALS celebrates Claire's hacking and gets all the facts wrong:
EgalitarianBtch​
Sooo y’all heard about the latest drama? 👀
SleepingPsycho​
Is it gay?
Sally78​
What that
ThisJustinCase​
always
TheMildOne​
Logging Farmers have a new theory?


DexTerminax​
You mean Clarebear showing her nudes on chudbuds? Saw art tweeted it.
EgalitarianBtch​
It’s very funny for me lol
SleepingPsycho​
NO SHE DIDNT!! oh my GOD 😂😂😂
Neoakira2nd​
No , cause I’m not a woman
EgalitarianBtch​
I don’t know about them. I saw it on Twitter. But a certain judgy streamer’s nudes got leaked.
EgalitarianBtch​
LOL. Yeah, we saw it on Twitter and I’m trying not to laugh too much. But the shadenfreude is real.
SleepingPsycho​
Oh that was not a diss—some drama is funny, some is just gay. This seems like the former 😂😂
EgalitarianBtch​
Men like drama too lmao.

SleepingPsycho​
I’ll laugh—fuck that bitch 😂

EgalitarianBtch​
Don’t throw stones when you live in a glass house… lol.
Neoakira2nd​
Yeah we watch from afar never in it unless a woman brings us in
Sally78​
🤣🤣🤣

SleepingPsycho​
But I’m also a STRONG believer in not sending pics to people that you wouldn’t want released to anyone else

Neoakira2nd​
Wait so the same pushes mad at nick are in fact degenerates

EgalitarianBtch​
Everyone has skeletons. Hers caught up and ran her off the Internet lol

Arttheclown​
An she was an OG on the farms and they FULLY turned on her. Should be a lesson for anyone who thinks there is "LoYaLtY" there. Lol

No, she was not OG! LMAO!

EgalitarianBtch​
Hoes ain’t loyal lol

Sally78​
So if it's on the farms it's fair game right .. According to her

Arttheclown​
You sicko! Degenerate! -Clairbere (as she posts nudes in a public place and chastizes locals for it)

EgalitarianBtch​
Aww sally, don’t be petty lmao. Also, she didn’t post it herself. Her DMs got leaked
Arttheclown​
Yep. It's all fair game....until it's you.
SleepingPsycho​
Okay wait, so I want the deats—where did she post them?
Neoakira2nd​
I always say when people go crazy accusing people it’s cause they are doing it
DexTerminax​
Yeah I saw your tweet, and I thought of chunky yogurt doing his "of coooooouuuuurse".
DexTerminax​
Chudbuds.
Sally78​
I know. Would never . Was just her justification not the person
Arttheclown​
Once again, me copying Metokurs strategy of "no internet friends" has proven to be wise. Lol
SleepingPsycho​
I feel dumb—what’s that?
Neoakira2nd​
You don’t have friends on the internet just co workers
TheMildOne​
A place for Parasocial people to share their tits with internet celebrities, apparently
DexTerminax​
It's like kiwifarms, but run by Metokur.

SleepingPsycho​
I’m really glad that she wasn’t a middle aged wine mom looking for approval on the internet. That would have aged badly.
EgalitarianBtch​
Yup lol. Well, play dumb games, get dumb prizes.
DexTerminax​
I'm morbidly curious and at the same time afraid seeing those nudes of hers.
SleepingPsycho​
What’s that thing Mindset always says—the law of projection?


Sally78​
I thought she knew how internet worked
SleepingPsycho​
I don’t want to see those in any way shape or form 😂
Arttheclown​
Lol. And Claire went on about @EgalitarianBtch posting edited slooty pics in here. Makes me wonder what the other "puritans" have floating around in their closet.

EgalitarianBtch​
I thought so too. And I thought it was “cucking” our husbands lol

TheMildOne​
We're all looking for Clairebere's tits

Drkfox11​
I have no idea who Clairbere is
ThisJustinCase​
at this point, whod be suprised?
Arttheclown​
No. Just a woman with an unimpressive set of curves. Nothing radical one way or another. Lol
Arttheclown​
Shes a YouTuber (now former) that spies on this chat and gives morally superior commentary about it .
 
I think it’s a problem of both of them having a mid life crisis/ substance abuse problems. AIDS is probably not helping either of them, but it seems like they got nigger rich and let it get to their head.

Kayla is someone that people are Gunt guarding for, but it might be an iDubbz situation. She seems the type to go into the homeopathy to casual drug use crowd.
 
Sally78​
They just want him to break down boring lawsuit's 24/7...I am too ADD would get bored of him in a hot minute
And there-in lies the rub of Nick's content both present and future.

The people that want his legal explanation or non-degenerate rants aren't vocal enough (or lewd enough) to garner Nick's attention so he has a small group of people in his community telling him not to do the stuff that got him here. Does it count as a shit test from a woman if Nick isn't in a relationship with her?
 
Andrew cannot geo-locate:

Darkomen42​
I wouldn't mind Matsuri to meet the FNT and Nerdrotic folks, but I don't really want to go to Southern Texas in August.

Andrew_Wahoo​
Houston is East Texas

Darkomen42​
It's not far from the gulf at all

It is literally on the Gulf of Mexico

Andrew_Wahoo​
But Brownsville is like 500 miles south

Darkomen42​
Sure, but houston is still hot as fuck

Andrew_Wahoo​
The convention center is inside, and air conditioned.

Back to BIG project for a bit... Will try to process another archive later...
 

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the moment someone gets a nigger-free version of old vegas up and running it will be the richest city in the world.
I've talked with a few folks that spent a good amount of time in Vegas before it became the sad, corporation-run version it is today. They all said it was a lot of fun if you had money, some friends to watch your back, and didn't anger certain people.
Something like that. It's not particularly original - midlife crises.

Here's what I'm NOT BUYING in this Kiwi narrative... The Kayla Saga.

I'm sorry, call me parochial but none of this adds up. Farmers, put on your Mossad/CIA hats.

There is NOTHING in this woman's history that points to HER degeneracy, writ large. (Who cares about tats and piercings? That's silly.)

She was a highly private person until recently and has since retrenched. Born/raised in MN, kicks Nick's ass to go to church, clearly keeps the calendar for 6 people + the nanny, got some kind of certification in education to allow her to homeschool (at least the younger ones before the coop rings in), fostered for a while (still undecided if they did that for money), 3 miscarriages + 5 kids and her uterus was literally gutted by multiple high-risk pregnancies.

Oh, and historical streams in which she's clearly more conservative than Nick re public education and SJW's risks to kids. Meanwhile, does anyone actually think Nick participates in his kids' bible camp and the men's conference willingly? He HATES it. That's 100% Kayla.

The narrative that she wanted the sex swing, Hedonism II, swinging, and the St. Andrew's BDSM cross simply does not work.

[Also, the dummies on Locals have invented a narrative that I accused him of cheating. I didn't. I said he had 5 lost hours in Houston - by his own admission - after being ruffled. Nick being SHOCKED at the speculation is what I laughed at. Like, duh, Nick, did u really think people wouldn't gossip? Fwiw, I STILL don't buy that story.]

Anyway, to the degree that actual "degeneracy" exists within that marriage, it's from Nick, I'm certain.
I think you're right on some stuff re: Kayla, but wrong on a lot of it. Kayla wants attention more than she wants dick. The vast majority of women do not care about dick (minus you. But keep trying, queen. I bet @Procrastinhater eventually gives in and hits it once. Don't be mad when he vomits afterward).
Clays are a great way to build up and master the exact kind snap reflex instincts and coordination that good shooting need, especially if they're released in multiples or in quick sucession, moving targets you just don't have the time to track them by normal aiming, so it perfects the instinct of knowing where your shots are going to go just from muscle memory without taking time to think.
The best shooting, when you're really "in the zone" its like you're just observing yourself doing it, you're not thinking about it.
It takes a while to for the pieces to fall into place but once it just clicks, it becomes almost like tying your shoes, you just do it you don't stop to think about where the laces are going to make the knot.
I couldn't quote your Jerry post, but when did Jerry train you?! I didn't know he did that. Lucky bastard.

I've trained with some bad motherfuckers (Houston Shaw, J.J. Racaza, Christian Sailer), but nobody on his level. He's something else.

And yeah, I agree with you on training: daily practice dry fire until you can run these things in your sleep, until you can call your shots without waiting for hit confirmation. And don't train drills (El Presidente, dot torture, etc.). Run them as diagnostic tests to see where you need work.
 
Mandy_K​
ok sorry

Sally78​
Don't be sorry...untruthful things said out of context can hurt people...let them do it there that's all...you are amazing

EgalitarianBtch​
Oh, I think I’m in some of their heads far more than they’re in mine. Just seems like they’re a topic of conversation quite a bit lately. So, I’ll chime in. Lol

StormyShores​
Sorry, I meant that for everyone not just you. But yeah, I think you are right, people over here are definitely living rent free in their heads way more than the other way around.
To Mandy_K, you do not need to apologize to these people for trying to understand an opposing view. It is actually quite encouraging that you would venture here. Just pace yourself, don't take the jokes too seriously, and compare notes as you hop between here and Locals.


To Sally78, your consolation of Mandy_K rings hollow as you shepherd her back to the flock through flattery and your ongoing gatekeeping of what is said on Locals.

"Don't be sorry...[their words are painful because they are lies]...[don't bring that in here]...you are amazing."

Reminder: truthful things said in context can hurt people too.


To EgalitarianBtch/StormyShores, thus far you and your group have only been worth considering as an embarrassment to Nick's fandom. We think of you only to laugh. If you had considered yourselves less than half as much as the people here do, you would recognize this as a bad sign.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but a significant amount of Rekietas early streams were privated when he was doing that Archive channel bullshit, but then gave up. Started reposting them to his main channel but gave up on that as well....

So as far as I'm aware, a lot of his early streams don't exist. Which is why he doesnt seem all that different than he does now.

Giving up seems to be a theme.
 
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