The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Alyssa went from furry to antifa freedom fighter to trans to DID to munchie. She's 30 and still hiding in make-believe. Sometimes I feel sorry for her, and then I think about what it must be like for some poor barista to take this bitch's coffee order and it passes.
Even her parents seem well adjusted compared to her. So many people she was around were utterly normal.

Unsurprisingly for an anarchist and a ""former"" fed, Paul Liistro loves to fedpost.
So his life goal is to talk mad shit, hope OTHER people do it so THEY go to jail, and then continue to spur on the revolution enough that he can be a part of a group of freedom fighters without going to jail or what? He's both mega retarded and mega cowardly for trying to get others to fulfill his dream, but I'd hate to encourage Liistro to commit crimes or cheer on any sort of violence from him. I just need to call him a little dog barking but shitting itself if it gets put in time out. He's constrained by not wanting to be arrested which is hilarious.
 
Brr, reading all that has the vibe of a deep dive after a mass shooting. “All the signs were there”.
So his life goal is to talk mad shit, hope OTHER people do it so THEY go to jail, and then continue to spur on the revolution enough that he can be a part of a group of freedom fighters without going to jail or what? He's both mega retarded and mega cowardly for trying to get others to fulfill his dream, but I'd hate to encourage Liistro to commit crimes or cheer on any sort of violence from him. I just need to call him a little dog barking but shitting itself if it gets put in time out. He's constrained by not wanting to be arrested which is hilarious.
Yeah, this is a common thing with Antifa guys. They're mostly cowards who try to egg each other on until someone young or dumb enough actually does something.

I do think Paul is dangerous though (assuming he isn't a fed). He describes himself as "blackpilled" and views so-called "Nazis" as non-humans who must be eradicated through violence. He's apparently going through a divorce and is currently living at his mom's house, so he might be feeling unstable / like he has nothing else to lose.

I'm not saying he's definitely or is even likely going to become a domestic terrorist, but I also wouldn't be shocked if he eventually tries to set off bombs at a Trump rally or something.
 
This Paul guy is, uh. Well, he's something alright. :story:
turbo-edgy.pnglord of the edge.png
 
I do think Paul is dangerous though (assuming he isn't a fed). He describes himself as "blackpilled" and views so-called "Nazis" as non-humans who must be eradicated through violence. He's apparently going through a divorce and is currently living at his mom's house, so he might be feeling unstable / like he has nothing else to lose.
I REALLY hope that his mom and other family and such are keeping an eye on him, as well as the police and neighbors. This is so upsetting. :c
This Paul guy is, uh. Well, he's something alright. :story:
View attachment 4777130
CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY CRAAAAAAAWL
 
Imagine if the Glorious Revolution stops cause his mom starts charging him rent.
:story:

Also, if you can't think ahead enough to fit the word "FREE" onto a car hood, maybe you can't think ahead enough to get irreversible elective surgeries on the tax-payer's dime.
It's so fucking embarrassing. The tranch is a gift that keeps on giving.
 
Yeah, this is a common thing with Antifa guys. They're mostly cowards who try to egg each other on until someone young or dumb enough actually does something.

I do think Paul is dangerous though (assuming he isn't a fed). He describes himself as "blackpilled" and views so-called "Nazis" as non-humans who must be eradicated through violence. He's apparently going through a divorce and is currently living at his mom's house, so he might be feeling unstable / like he has nothing else to lose.

I'm not saying he's definitely or is even likely going to become a domestic terrorist, but I also wouldn't be shocked if he eventually tries to set off bombs at a Trump rally or something.


More and more, these people sound like hopelessly misunderstood Nietzsche, through an Ayn Rand inspired idea of superiority, filtered with nonsensical drivel about Che Guevara and thinking the Economy works by magic.
 
He's apparently going through a divorce and is currently living at his mom's house, so he might be feeling unstable / like he has nothing else to lose.
Honestly, every single tweet of his shown so far is probably the REASON he's getting divorced and moving back to mommy's basement.

Imagine trying to be married to a grown-ass man who tips his fedora this hard on the internet. His posts read like an edgy high school freshman wrote them, and I don't blame his wife for being embarrassed as fuck of being married to that to the point she wants out.
 
Honestly, every single tweet of his shown so far is probably the REASON he's getting divorced and moving back to mommy's basement.

Imagine trying to be married to a grown-ass man who tips his fedora this hard on the internet. His posts read like an edgy high school freshman wrote them, and I don't blame his wife for being embarrassed as fuck of being married to that to the point she wants out.
There's some deep irony in this guy worshipping Leon Czolgosz. Czolgosz was so socially inept and unstable, when he attended anarchist meetings, everyone thought he was a Pinkerton or crazy. Emma Goldman herself said that he shouldn't be a part of the movement because he'd do something to damage it.

And guess what, between him and Sacco and Vanzetti, the anarchist movement in the United States was discredited permanently as a bunch of wild-eyed terrorists.

The funny thing is, Czolgosz knew jack shit about Anarchism, as most of the violent nutters do. It's not about ideology. It's just a reason to kill people and feel heroic about it.

Mind you, I think it's a retarded and autistic ideology. Just that the bomb throwers and shooters couldn't tell you the difference between Kropotkin and Bakunin.
 
There's some deep irony in this guy worshipping Leon Czolgosz. Czolgosz was so socially inept and unstable, when he attended anarchist meetings, everyone thought he was a Pinkerton or crazy. Emma Goldman herself said that he shouldn't be a part of the movement because he'd do something to damage it.

And guess what, between him and Sacco and Vanzetti, the anarchist movement in the United States was discredited permanently as a bunch of wild-eyed terrorists.

The funny thing is, Czolgosz knew jack shit about Anarchism, as most of the violent nutters do. It's not about ideology. It's just a reason to kill people and feel heroic about it.

Mind you, I think it's a retarded and autistic ideology. Just that the bomb throwers and shooters couldn't tell you the difference between Kropotkin and Bakunin.
A lot of the people who call themselves anarchists, have only really browsed the wiki page about it. This guy seems no different.
Something something no hierarchy something something can do what i want something something. So they get these really big idea's of smash the system. But then they realize they are fully reliant on that system to even feed themselves. It happens on the right wing as well. Autistic faggot's suiting up for race wars and shit. A lot of it is poser talk.

Christiania learned a lot over the years. Even in your perfect utopia of an anarc-commune. You need to keep the low lives and the wasters out. Something the tranchers never did.
The car picture above just puts the cherry on for me about the whole Tranch saga. It perfectly sums up in a whole picture what the Tranch set out to really be. They turned a bunch of Alpaca's in to worm food and smashed up a good farm house. Ending up with a trashed car with free badly sprayed on it. It barely has anything to do with any practical implications of anarchism or commune life. All they have done really is turn a farm in to a crack house. That has money on it still owing to a bank.:story:
I just hope there is a continuation of this entire shitshow. Let them please lease another farm house in shit kicking nowhere. Perhaps will less animal abuse this time.
 
I am calling it right now. Someone will be dumb enough to give them a parcel of land because the Wikipedia page resists correction, the “good” people never corrected their puff pieces and the only people who cared to document any of this are the “bad” people like us, Hotair and @Jesse Singal
 
Last edited:
This is literally how wikipedos operate.
It's a genius neutering move, a Wikipedia that allowed original research would pose a threat to the Cathedral's control over narrative.

I certainly enjoyed the Blocked and Reported episode on TUR, but I'm concerned that @Jesse Singal might not be the objective reporter that we think he is. I've uncovered evidence that he's been in contact with tranch agents for years
That's his girlfriend's barnmate, he's just being polite.
 
The Tranchers are so delusional, daffy and hypocritical that they practically read like characters from his plays.
The Importance of Being Amhole
A Man of No Alpacas
A Coloradan Tragedy
An Ideal Boywife
The Picture of Kevin Gibes
Or the poetic Ballad of Reading Amhole.

Yet each man kills the coom he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!
 
Or the poetic Ballad of Reading Amhole.

Yet each man kills the coom he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!
Some kill their coom when they are young,
And some when they are old;
Some strangle with the Lupron dose,
Some with a lot of porn:
The kindest use a knife, because
The balls so soon they mourn.
 
Back