Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

This may be a controversial opinion, but I don’t consider Dylan a true lolcow. He’s just a corporate shill designed to sell makeup and clothes to libfems on Tiktok. He’s vapid and easy to hate but so is every “influencer”. To me a true lolcow is both much more genuinely insane, and much more easily trolled. True kooks on the fringe of society driven by mental illness to scream at anything like criticism on the internet. Self-destructive spectacles of total lunacy. Dylan is this safe, edgeless, manufactured, hollow product, and the trans angle is just a gimmick to generate a profitably mild amount of controversy. If people need a thread to make fun of him that’s fine but to me he’s not a real cow.

HOWEVER, give it time. He is clearly terrified of both aging (hence “girlhood” instead of “womanhood”) and losing fame, both of which are inevitable. He could easily become a real spectacle in a few years when he’s even more ghoulish and less relevant. He’s riding a high right now at the one year mark and basking in his fifteen minutes, let’s see where he is at year 5 or 10.
He's managed to let the mask slip a few times already. Especially when Jess did the days of girlhood parody - that safe, edginess product suddenly turned threatening. He was also spiralling before his FFS and foreveralone posting. Dylan is mental illness wrapped up in a 1960s chiffon headscarf, it's not going to take much for him to have a breakdown (you can see that in some of his less structured TikToks where he isn't as tard wrangled).

Right now I agree he's on a narc high, but I wager we don't need to wait till year 5 - I reckon things will start getting ugly (well, his face is already ugly but still) within 6 months.
 
It's such a male view. Girls don't feel great. Girls get sexuallly harassed when their breasts develop and they are 11 being sexualised. Being a girl is only fun when you're a grown man larping being a woman
This really can’t be emphasized enough. I think a lot of well-meaning guys don’t understand that men start leering at girls the moment they have even a hint of breast growth. It is a very normal experience for a 12 year old to wonder why that creepy old guy in the grocery store is staring at her.

Beyond that, literally every interest/hobby/piece of media aimed at young girls is seen as vapid and worthy of ridicule just by nature of existing. Young girls’ self esteem plummets starting in middle school. The biggest increase in trans nonsense is among teenage girls wanting to identify as boys.

Yet we have fat, gross troons and fetishists like Dylan bemoaning how they missed out on this experience like it’s one big, sexy slumber party.

Fucking Kevin Gibes unironically passes better than Dylan.
 
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I've got two things to say, here.

One, I was absolutely convinced this guy was a troll, at first. Like Big Titted Shop Teacher, I was sure this was someone being so deliberately over the top to try to rub people's faces in stupidity.

When he agreed to get his face butchered, I accepted that he wasn't a troll. Or, at least, wasn't only a troll.

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Two: Some trans people have a face that lets them pass. Not many, but some. With makeup, Dylan was... not great, but not the worst.

The surgery made it worse.

The surgery almost always makes it worse.

Better to look a bit mannish than to look like a plastic surgery abomination.

First of all, these people aren't trying to "look like women". They're trying to look like caricatures of women. It's always the same things - the permanently-surprised eyebrows, the glasscutter schnoz, the freakish chin. If you did those things to a regular woman, she would probably look horrific, too. That look isn't natural.

Second, like I said... Better to look mannish than to look wrong. With enough makeup Dylan looked somewhere between "okay-ish" and "not great." After the surgery, they look downright bad and weird. The surgery only highlights the things the surgery can't change, like the mouth being too large, the jaw being too wide, etc. There are things plastic surgeons can't fix, and when they try, it tends to lead to horrific disaster, like collapsed sinuses and stuff.
 
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The horror! The horror...
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What I hope this thread will cover is whether if Dylan becomes a notable figure for peaking people on the movement or if the troons will successfully excommunicate him, see how quickly any tranny who isn't good for the cause gets labelled as a fake doing it for the clout as if they aren't all doing that? I think we need to know how they get away with this and what they do to do so. There's a good (bad) chance he'll be thrown under the bus and people will keep praising all the true and honest cock choppers left over.
 
I know it's been said a million times these last few pages, but holy shit I had no idea this creep is only 26. Figured he was early/mid-30s and aging badly, not mid-20s and aging horrifically. He's a few years younger than me and looks a solid decade older.

We're gonna see so much fucked up shit from all of these hormone treatments that we basically have no real long-term frame of reference for, and that's without even getting into the surgery. Fuck Dylan for being a gross tool of the establishment, but I feel so bad for all the naive people that are getting roped into this bullshit. Got a feeling we're gonna see people falling apart like radiation victims in another 10 years or so.

Anyone else get the idea that people like Dylan being paraded around is some weird accelerationism/division tactic? The big corporations and the government always seem to pick the absolute grossest, creepiest, craziest, coked-out neon nightmare trainwrecks to represent LGBT people. Can't just have a guy wearing feminine clothing, has to be a totally masculine looking guy with prominent chest and arm muscles wearing a strapless dress. I'm sure that shit plays to the unironic YASS QUEEN types on Twitter, but those people aren't as prominent/influential as they seem. It feels like they're trying to bait people into being more extreme to justify further sociopolitical intervention.
 
First of all, these people aren't trying to "look like women". They're trying to look like caricatures of women.
This is what surprises me most about how accepting so many women are of troons. It's like drag-lite for dress and appearance while exhibiting the stupidest women's stereotypes.

If a FTM troon did similar, I can't imagine men everywhere would be singing their praises. "Whoa, he said he wants to slam some brewskis with the boys and find some pussy to slay! And he often mentions how much his balls itch! He's just like us!"
I know it's been said a million times these last few pages, but holy shit I had no idea this creep is only 26. Figured he was early/mid-30s and aging badly, not mid-20s and aging horrifically. He's a few years younger than me and looks a solid decade older.

We're gonna see so much fucked up shit from all of these hormone treatments that we basically have no real long-term frame of reference for, and that's without even getting into the surgery. Fuck Dylan for being a gross tool of the establishment, but I feel so bad for all the naive people that are getting roped into this bullshit. Got a feeling we're gonna see people falling apart like radiation victims in another 10 years or so.

Anyone else get the idea that people like Dylan being paraded around is some weird accelerationism/division tactic? The big corporations and the government always seem to pick the absolute grossest, creepiest, craziest, coked-out neon nightmare trainwrecks to represent LGBT people. Can't just have a guy wearing feminine clothing, has to be a totally masculine looking guy with prominent chest and arm muscles wearing a strapless dress. I'm sure that shit plays to the unironic YASS QUEEN types on Twitter, but those people aren't as prominent/influential as they seem. It feels like they're trying to bait people into being more extreme to justify further sociopolitical intervention.
Don't feel bad for them. Instead, push them even harder to continue to mutilate themselves in irreversible ways. Tell them you totally support them and anything they do totally makes them whatever they say they are. Think of all the memes still to come.
 
If a FTM troon did similar, I can't imagine men everywhere would be singing their praises. "Whoa, he said he wants to slam some brewskis with the boys and find some pussy to slay! And he often mentions how much his balls itch! He's just like us!"

Trust me, the FTMs are just as reviled in the gay community. The whole "uwu soft boy" aesthetic. No gay guy actually acts like that. A few faggots do, but not gay guys.
 
This really can’t be emphasized enough. I think a lot of well-meaning guys don’t understand that men start leering at girls the moment they have even a hint of breast growth. It is a very normal experience for a 12 year old to wonder why that creepy old guy in the grocery store is staring at her.

Beyond that, literally every interest/hobby/piece of media aimed at young girls is seen as vapid and worthy of ridicule just by nature of existing. Young girls’ self esteem plummets starting in middle school. The biggest increase in trans nonsense is among teenage girls wanting to identify as boys.

Yet we have fat, gross troons and fetishists like Dylan bemoaning how they missed out on this experience like it’s one big, sexy slumber party.

Fucking Kevin Gibes unironically passes better than Dylan.

I think there used to be a self awareness about transvestism. It was not some expression of ‘girlhood’, but a mostly private matter that the individual did because they liked how it felt. That being said, without some level of groundedness I’ve no doubt transvestism can be a narcissistic and escalating behaviour. Given the rise of gender identity politics, this escalation has never been so apparent.

The idea any man can experience ‘girlhood’ based on tropes and playing dress up must seem bizarre to women. It’s like when FTM’s go full dudebro, I’m seeing behaviours that mean absolutely nothing to me.

Gender isn’t a performance, it’s an objective reality. I might like lifetime movies and my 600lb life, a girl might like grilling and watching the game, it doesn’t negate reality.
 
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