Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I've seen this comment a few times and it's legit the funniest shit ever, like the people making it thought that America really missed out by not taking the wise political advice of a movie where Jar Jar Binks falls over 200 times

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The thing is, I have to agree that America is facing crises like in the Prequels. A massive, uncaring, incompetent bureaucracy fails to stop corporations from acting like pseudo-sovereign entities and instead of trying to uphold the founding ideals of the Republic, a massive military-industrial complex is built to wage interstellar war for no other purpose than to ensure the power of the most selfish and cruel people ever.
 
The thing is, I have to agree that America is facing crises like in the Prequels. A massive, uncaring, incompetent bureaucracy fails to stop corporations from acting like pseudo-sovereign entities and instead of trying to uphold the founding ideals of the Republic, a massive military-industrial complex is built to wage interstellar war for no other purpose than to ensure the power of the most selfish and cruel people ever.
George Lucas is friends with Obama and voted for Hillary Clinton, please stop pretending he's a wise political counselor
 
George Lucas is friends with Obama and voted for Hillary Clinton, please stop pretending he's a wise political counselor
I'm no fan of his politics either, but the parallels between his movies and the Roman Republic are hard to ignore... and because America modeled itself after Rome, we're having similar problems.
 
Maybe it's because that movie did not have anything recognizable from from the Final Fantasy franchise in it. Seriously, they could have named it anything else.
to be fair that as much as most normies know about FF.

also part of the cost was for setting up the studio and get it running, their later movies were well received, so if they had stuck to it they probably could've recovered more easily. but then again, it's square...

In relation to what I said before about shills and their reaction to Disney OCs, I still remember when DICE made the big reveal for Inferno Squad at E3 years ago and everyone there and online started cooming after one of the voice actors showed up on stage and announced her character's name, with everyone reacting as if this was some long lost beloved character "OMG I can't believe its Iden Versiowho! She's back!" You dumb nogs, she was invented for the game that was just getting revealed. :reality:
most people were oogling the booba and were surprised to actually see an attractive female for a change (doubt there are a lot who'd call janina gavankar ugly).

the star wars nerds were looking forward to an actual empire campaign, even when everybody already knew it was gonna be a bait&switch. no one gives a shit what faux-nuwars fans think.
 
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George Lucas is friends with Obama and voted for Hillary Clinton, please stop pretending he's a wise political counselor
Yet everything he basically showed with the Prequels about modern America hit the bullseye. And his friendship with Obama and Clinton are superficial at best, when his politics are closer to that of Alex Jones. To the point where Jones IS a big fan of the Prequels because of that:

 
I actually enjoyed this movie back when it was in theatres. The 3D sucked admittedly, and when I read A Princess of Mars, they did tone down the explicit content. But this film was still good, imo.

Don't know why people weren't interested. Maybe moviegoers are just dumb.

The film's marketing was trash. Go back and watch the trailers. Imagine you had no idea what the film was about. They don't look that far off when someone makes a fake trailer for an upcoming film using scenes from other movies.

The reason was that the executives in charge changed. The new ones didn't give a shit, it wasn't their project. They couldn't claim any success if it did well. A continuous problem in Hollywood studios. A marketing team with no experience with films was put in charge. The director then liked to get involved with the marketing, despite it not being his expertise. So he was instructing it from his perspective. Trailer pleasing the guy that directed the film is not done for the appeal of the average person.

Then Disney was in the process of buying Star Wars and the desire to launch new sci-fi franchises like this and TRON suddenly reduced. So there was little incentive on their part to push the film as they thought they were about to have something that'd be better.
 
Then Disney was in the process of buying Star Wars and the desire to launch new sci-fi franchises like this and TRON suddenly reduced. So there was little incentive on their part to push the film as they thought they were about to have something that'd be better.
Ironically enough, they should have just pushed for these new sci-fi flicks instead of trying to take Star Wars. They'd be richer and less hated by fans. Instead of buying Star Wars, they could've made this generation's equivalent of Star Wars, like how Halo, Mass Effect, Starcraft, Transformers, and Gundam became fat and wealthy from taking the SW formula and adding their own changes and ideas onto it.
 
The thing is, I have to agree that America is facing crises like in the Prequels. A massive, uncaring, incompetent bureaucracy fails to stop corporations from acting like pseudo-sovereign entities and instead of trying to uphold the founding ideals of the Republic, a massive military-industrial complex is built to wage interstellar war for no other purpose than to ensure the power of the most selfish and cruel people ever.
And a diverse group of zealots is indoctrinating small children while all this is happening.
 
This week's episode of Mando felt like The Book of Boba Fett, but in reverse (i.e. instead of Mando showing up we get a completely different character). I'm sure it's leading to something, but it wasn't that interesting.

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OK the ending wasn't bad. Sort of saw it coming, but not to that degree.
 
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Today's episode of the Mandalorian hit a little too close to home. The New Republic takes a bunch of war criminals, gives them free room and board, allows them to congregate in their little enclaves amongst themselves, and gives them access to classified information at their bullshit make-work jobs. What could possibly go wrong? At least it shows that the enemies will gladly stab each other in the back for literal peanuts (like the Imperial rations that the one chick had), just like how the New Swedes just can't stop throwing fucking grenades at each other.

This episode is almost too based to be true.
 
I get the thematic potential of the new Mando episode, but the execution really was godawful, especially when compared to Andor.

The dialogue, the acting, the CGI, all of it was so bad. The latter in particular is noticeably poor this season. I haven't seen s01 or 02 since they aired, but I don't remember them looking so cheap.

Just put me into a coma and wake me when Andor s02 drops.
 
the CGI, all of it was so bad. The latter in particular is noticeably poor this season. I haven't seen s01 or 02 since they aired, but I don't remember them looking so cheap.
I haven't noticed any difference, it still seems about the same level to me. Fairly good for TV, definitely not movie-level. The compositing in the residential/amnesty areas of Coruscant felt a bit off though I'll grant you that. I also couldn't help but think of Andor during those sections despite not watching the show itself.
 
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I enjoyed it. The battle at the beginning was exciting. The stuff about the ex-imperials could have been executed better. Especially after how good Andor was but I still enjoyed it and was intrigued.

As for effects/cheap. It was fine for the most part. Just a few screens the actors didn't quite blend into the environment, but it's not a real place. Never going to always look real.

Did anyone else clap when they saw the Ralph Macquarie-inspired art come to life?
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While I have rolled me eyes at the constant going back to the well for concept art. I think this was an example where it was perfectly well done and fine to do. I liked the mountain top idea.

Even using the theatre from ROTS was fine.

Spoiler times.

So the chick that looks like Soji from Picard is going around clearing up people who know what Moff Gidieon was up to? All of this cloning stuff, just leaves a pit in my stomach that it's going to lead into the sequels and cloning Palpatine. The best COPE I can come up with is that there's no point to explore that here because there'll be no payoff. Why waste time doing background for shitty films when the main characters can't impact the outcome. I also don't think the Palp clone, Rey dad makes any sense at all with this and the timeline, but none of that makes sense anyway.
 
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I loved the movie (the fact that the casting director had the entirety of HBO's Rome in his rolodex didn't hurt) right up until the denument, where he gets transported back (?) to Earth and everything stops making sense.
John Carter's biggest problem as a film was it tried to cram about 1.5 books worth into a film at once IMO. This is especially bad since the vast majority of people are not going to be familiar with the setting, so you can actually take the relatively short story and build up the setting, and its characters so you give a shit. Adding in Matai Shang and the Therns was a stupid move, since the audience ain't gonna know about that shit, and you have a lot of characters to build on already. Like no one but fans like me are going to know what the fuck a Jeddak is, who the Tharks are, and other shit. You need to establish that shit, especially for a franchise as niche as John Carter.

Also they spent way too much money making that film, and probably should've went smaller and smarter with the budget. That also did not help its finances. Wasting millions to make the evil city a Mortal Engines knock off with computers could've been saved and used for marketing or for practical effects.
 
The bad news just keeps rolling in for this shithouse company...

Imagine retconning George Lucas' official and completed sequel novels for Willow, only for your shit TV series to get cancelled before it's even finished.
Holy shit, they actually cancelled something at one season. That actually surprises me, since usually if it ain't contracts it's spite that forces companies to make one more season of garbage.

My guess is all the stupid reshoots they spammed on their awful shows and the loss of liquidity has finally meant they needed to actually budget. Shame they refuse to actually plot out and stick to said plot, since it'd be easier to save money if you didn't have to reshoot half your fucking show because the computer told you this plot needs to happen. Also means rates would be lower since the special effects department won't ask for as much. Mainly because they'd be able to do more for less and the artists won't hide in the closet with a gun in their mouth due to the 80+ hour work week from working on unfocused Disney crap.
 
The bad news just keeps rolling in for this shithouse company...

Imagine retconning George Lucas' official and completed sequel novels for Willow, only for your shit TV series to get cancelled one season in before it's even finished.
Pour one out for the few people who actually gave a shit. It's not the 80's anymore, you can't expect gold from franchises this dated.
 
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