🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 338 92.9%

  • Total voters
    364
I’m a novice on these things but I was wondering why when I google Adrienne Blair and Ethan ralph that this link comes up; and then when I visit Ralphs website her name and photo comes up. Wasn’t he supposed to have any and all content removed from his website or have I got it all wrong?
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On a positive note, Ralph called his son Xander for the first time on record. Way to go Ralph!
Posting in exhibit "Fucked", representing lols. Ralph, proving he will always find a way to take an L. Even when there is zero reason to. I cannot imagine how fried his brain must be to even think that this can possibly be helpful or beneficial in any way while getting slowly bent over by Vickers in a courtroom. This is truly a case of a tard beating up a potato because the potato just can't admit he's done. If Ralph was not a complete failure of both nature and nurture he would have worked out visitation and become the potato child of part-time fathers for AF. Instead, we are watching him slowly rot from Xanax Blight.
 
Gunt is awake, it's 5 AM in Merida. First departures from Merida airport are at 6 am. He might make it to his first flight if he tried.
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This tweet reminds me of ChinaNet's NMSL meme (你媽死了, Ni Ma Si Le, your mum is dead).

The meme originated from the initials NMSL which people translated to "Never Mind the Slander and Libel" to troll fans of a notable Chinese femboy celebrity and lolcow that launched a lolsuit against 9 million people on the internet. Brainless fans will spam the letters in his streams.

In Ethan's case, it's even more applicable. No one is slandering his dead mum, and if you didn't know already, his mum is dead. 你媽死了, Ethan.
 
Ethan, everybody has the right to shit-talk your gross dead mom who enabled your permanent NEETdom and abuse of 18YO Faith under her roof. So proficient at child-rearing was she that when the time came for her to lean on you for support in her final days on earth she had to EAT A FUCKIN' CALL YOU AN UBER!

Most people just aren't wetbrained enough to submit their brainfarts on Sandra in a document to a fucking judge who is hearing something completely divorced from how much of a shitcunt your mom is.
 
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