🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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I already know the answer, but why? Why does he post shit like this on Twitter (lol)?

because he's a stupid, drunken swine with delusions of grandeur.

I’ll be honest I lost track of which embarrassing legal proceeding/s he’s tweeting (lol) about. I think there’s two in the same day?

he has two court appointments this friday. the first is a trial for the violations of the restraining order that faith has against him regarding the dissemination of images. the second is a hearing to set a trial date for the violations of the restraining order that mr. vickers has against him.

Question- how long after teen mom got out of the loony bin did this degeneracy occur?

i'm not sure exactly how much time had passed, but according to the tweets, he's referencing things that happened in november of 2020. i think faith was institutionalized at the end of that summer / beginning of that fall, so it hadn't been long. the hilarious thing is that he's going to try to re-litigate something that has already been determined ... the fact that faith is a victim of a sex crime for which he was convicted.

 

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"I am actually concious this time I swear" is maybe the worst promotional I've ever seen for a stream. I tuned in for a second and no surprise he sounds fucked up.

 

[LadiosSopp]

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"I am actually concious this time I swear" is maybe the worst promotional I've ever seen for a stream. I tuned in for a second and no surprise he sounds fucked up.

Judging by his reactions to Vickers reading Ralph's laughably bad filing, massive X to doubt on that one lol

 

[Polyboros2]

pro se. what could possibly go wrong?

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Yah 'Onor, it was ok for me to violate mah restraining order cause I disagree on the matter of facts with that hoor.

 

[Truly Rural]

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That is the single funniest thing he has ever said. Fuck I needed that laugh.

 

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A nice conversation between Ethan Ralph and the Taliban

 

[Elmo]

SORRY FREEDOM FIGHTERS HAHAHAHA!! FULLY COGNIZANT OF HIS OWN SURROUNDINGS!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!

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[heathercho]

Ralph, don't forget to put as much detail about what you think, feel and felt into those court documents. Your opinion is extremely valued by The Court, absolutely nothing is too trivial, as they say.
"In y'umble opinion," is a phrase you should use a lot. Don't skimp on it.
Tell the judge exactly what you think should happen to the Vickers and how absolutely victorious you deserve to be over those dirty, white trash, meth addict coin merchants from Bumfuck, California.
Cram as much of your humble opinion, the sworn testimony of your college educated, lawfully wedded wife and honestly, for good measure, you should give the court as much video evidence from The Killstream as possible. I'm sure your Ethan e-Fans won't mind if you pinch their supercuts for the case.

You're a well travelled man, best in the sektur with a prelim law class from a college under your very expansive belt. Hell, Ethan, you didn't even need to finish college to be the top of the game.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Wait who the fuck did the taliban lose and why is the ragepig at all concerned?

and how the hell is he way more coherent, polite, and legible with the Taliban than with the US court system?

the mind boggles

 

[Mikoyan]

Wait who the fuck did the taliban lose and why is the ragepig at all concerned?

and how the hell is he way more coherent, polite, and legible with the Taliban than with the US court system?

the mind boggles

Lord Miles Routledge, the british not-really-a-Lord that was fucking around and not quite finding out during the Fall of Kabul is back in-country in his dedicated mission to be some kind of gay youtuber, and is missing. The missing part may be a work, as Ralph would say... And that twitter account probably is too.

There's a thread. Check it out.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Wait is lord miles routledge missing? Am I reading this right?

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Is fucking Ralph giving orders to the taliban to deploy helicopters to find that guy who goes to wacky places for fun?

 

[TJBirish]

Wait is lord miles routledge missing? Am I reading this right?

Is fucking Ralph giving orders to the taliban to deploy helicopters to find that guy who goes to wacky places for fun?

Ralph "cozy"ing up to the Tallies.

At least we know now where his next hovel will be located.

And Meigh will have to cover her face. WIN!!!

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Never thought I'd see Ethan Ralph hollering at the Taliban lmfao.
I guess he's preparing for a move to Afghanistan.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Ralph "cozy"ing up to the Tallies.

At least we know now where his next hovel will be located.

And Meigh will have to cover her face. WIN!!!

HE should unironically move there.
He's clearly got the taliban fooled into thinking he's a bigger deal than he is. Imagine Ralph in a 300 year old Adobe shack with tamped dirt floor covered in rugs, no plumbing, cozy rozy is unable to go to school, all the opium he can smoke, that's his paradise

 

[Lidl Drip]

It seems like Vickers is FINALLY providing us all with some kino. Watching Ralph slowly worn down from all this law crap and unraveling at the seams while filing dumb bullshit has been very entertaining. Vickers is still a cuck and a sperg and a terrible father tho. He's really dedicated to killing Ralph through death by a million cuts. HOPE THE LOOSE PUSSY WAS WORTH IT RALPH! If only back when you first met Faith someone had warned you that fucking with a BPD teenager was a bad idea... oh yeah we did that.

 

[Fornicario]

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Fuuuuuccckkkk, his brain has turned to jelly. I wish CA family court was open to the public.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It seems like Vickers is FINALLY providing us all with some kino. Watching Ralph slowly worn down from all this law crap and unraveling at the seams while filing dumb bullshit has been very entertaining. Vickers is still a cuck and a sperg and a terrible father tho. He's really dedicated to killing Ralph through death by a million cuts. HOPE THE LOOSE PUSSY WAS WORTH IT RALPH! If only back when you first met Faith someone had warned you that fucking with a BPD teenager was a bad idea... oh yeah we did that.

there's another arc I can see on the horizon, once the ragepig is dead, vickers will have to try to generate content to keep going, and that's going to be a high bar, and lolcowdom awaits

 

[The Legendary Megatron]

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[Hüftpriester]

I hear ladyboys are popular in Afghanistan. Maybe Ralph should put Pantsu up as a reward for any info that leads to the safe return of his mensch. The Killstream can't afford to lose another guest.