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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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Who needs to pay $4k for a lawyer when you can have an AI write your legal documents?

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Even AIs are alogging the Ralphamale. Actually, the advice ain't half bad - shame this retard can't learn.
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Who needs to pay $4k for a lawyer when you can have an AI write your legal documents?

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This is going to turn him into a proper Johnnie Cochran. Vickers doesn't stand a chance with this strategy.

Can't wait to see him bring a laptop into the court room to get real time AI suggestions, the judge will surely allow it.
 
So is Ralph going to court or not? He's been flipflopping between bragging about how he doesn't scare and is going to make a fun trip out of it and crying that people will hurt him if he shows up. so I lost track.
He's doing it by zoom because he's terrified of being arrested if he goes to California. He's also too poor for a plane ticket now.
 
so is the ralphamale so bithcmade that he is using pepper spray? seriously, the only people who ive seen use the stuff are massive pussies and women. so which is it ralph, are you a little pussy or a cowardly woman? why dont you use the hands your daddy gave you to fight like a real man? what a little bitch ralph is.
Because wetbrain.
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So is Ralph going to court or not? He's been flipflopping between bragging about how he doesn't scare and is going to make a fun trip out of it and crying that people will hurt him if he shows up. so I lost track.
I think the general consensus is that he has no intention of going, but needs to craft a narrative that excuses his absence. Most likely a narrative that is everyone else’s fault.
 
so which is it ralph, are you a little pussy or a cowardly woman?
Yes.
why dont you use the hands your daddy gave you to fight like a real man? what a little bitch ralph is.
We've seen the results of that. He gets his ass handed to him, his orbital bone fucked up (allegedly since we didn't see the fight and he still could've passed out and hit a table just right), spits, sits on the ground with his fucked up hooves trying to flips someone off, and screams "ARREST HEEM! ARREST HEEM!".

The RalphaMale is all talk, no walk.

This is adorable, go ahead and use "content spray" on a dude serving you papers Ralph, I'm sure what you need is a felony charge like fed Alaska.
Oh in The Gunt's case a second Violent Felony on his record.
 
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I've played around with ChatGPT a lot and one thing I can tell you is that it's really not ready to write anything professional or accurate. It's good at producing a lot of text if you need it but it can only spit out what you feed into it which means you have to know what you're talking about in the first place. It's also only updated to 2021 so there's two years of potential law changes that could just be left out. Even when things are really established it doesn't always get things right.

As an example, I started asking it questions about rules for Pathfinder, which is a fairly complex RPG but the rules for it are two decades old and posted just about everywhere online. While it can answer basic questions it still gets confused sometimes and at best can quote something that it thinks will help me figure out an answer. It also doesn't answer things the same way depending on how you ask it questions. I can only imagine how it will react to Ralphs unique way of writing.

If it's having trouble being a rules lawyer for a dumb game for babies then it's really going to have problems being an actual lawyer.

It kind of sucks at creative writing too. If you need it to generate 10 random characters sure, but you're going to have to pick out the good ones and make little edits. If you want it to write you a story it's going to be incredibly bland even if you tell it to write it in the style of another author. I have no clue what Jordan Peterson was on about when he was having one of his many panic attacks over it, but then again I rarely have a clue what Jordan Peterson is on about.

My point is, you should totally use it Ralph. The future is now.
 
All this dovetails with my theory laid out in the Harry Morris thread. Harry for the most part ignored the RALPHAMALE, this caused the ragepigs daddy issues to spiral to the point he picked a losing fight with the Vickers clan (for what seems like no new reason) because Matthew Vickers is his OG stepdaddy.

If Harry and the Morris clan kept engaging with Ralph he would have just fixated on them and never even referenced Faith or Matt Vickers. Why Ralph needs to have embarrassing personal online fights is beyond me, but one things for sure the Vickers clan lives for destroying Ralph and Ralph would rather be destroyed than ignored.
 
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I've played around with ChatGPT a lot and one thing I can tell you is that it's really not ready to write anything professional or accurate. It's good at producing a lot of text if you need it but it can only spit out what you feed into it which means you have to know what you're talking about in the first place. It's also only updated to 2021 so there's two years of potential law changes that could just be left out. Even when things are really established it doesn't always get things right.

As an example, I started asking it questions about rules for Pathfinder, which is a fairly complex RPG but the rules for it are two decades old and posted just about everywhere online. While it can answer basic questions it still gets confused sometimes and at best can quote something that it thinks will help me figure out an answer. It also doesn't answer things the same way depending on how you ask it questions. I can only imagine how it will react to Ralphs unique way of writing.

If it's having trouble being a rules lawyer for a dumb game for babies then it's really going to have problems being an actual lawyer.

It kind of sucks at creative writing too. If you need it to generate 10 random characters sure, but you're going to have to pick out the good ones and make little edits. If you want it to write you a story it's going to be incredibly bland even if you tell it to write it in the style of another author. I have no clue what Jordan Peterson was on about when he was having one of his many panic attacks over it, but then again I rarely have a clue what Jordan Peterson is on about.

My point is, you should totally use it Ralph. The future is now.
I have only played around with it a little bit and for fun, and as you say part of the issue is it seems to repeat what you've said too much. For example, if I asked it to write a critique of a certain idea in a field, and specify what I would want it to cover in that it will do this fairly coherently but it would not add any extra information into it - nor does it check to see if the initial information that I had fed it is correct. That said, it is being asked to do a task, the problem there is the input rather than the output I guess - but since Ralph is the input here, that's a problem.

With that said, what ChatGPT is good at it producing a coherent piece of work that explains things, or that effectively compiles information in a format you have asked it for. One of my friends makes websites as part of their job, and he has raved at how good it is at doing the coding for just that sort of boring and mundane work. It can save a lot of time when you just need the basic framework made, and then any additional work can then be altered after the fact. In this way, if Ralph has a lot of paperwork to fill out that is just standard fare it will probably save him a lot of time on that - and it might even make him look less stupid by avoiding the sort of stupid spelling and grammar someone who is drunk and not going to check their work after the fact will make. However, even with this Ralph would need to read over it, ensure that the tense it is written in and the wording makes sense.

It also can't speak on his behalf, and fuck me if there was a man who would benefit from having another human try and create a sense of pity for him, it's Ralph.

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Thank you. I think it was @MirnaMinkoff who described Meigh as having negative charisma and boy did she nail it. Honestly Mantsu’s hair has looked worse. Ralph is such a moron that he has to try to school his wife on shit even KFers wouldn’t hold against her, just so he can feel “erudite” in comparison. Bitch is an open pedophile and pillhead alcoholic enabler who neglects and abuses her infant daily. Who gives a shit how she pronounces Wagner?
 
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I'm not saying some turbo sperg didn't fly to Merida to mess Ralph up, I just know nobody has to be there to mess with Ralph's mind. I did not find other pics on reverse search, but restaurant pic looks cropped as fuck.

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Lil context: Ralph said during his depressing diner stream that he emailed Vickets with some kind of peace offering, most likely offering no contest plea, and complained Vickers didn't reply. It was my understanding that he emailed Vickers himself / not his lawyer because I think he even said "I shouldn't have done it" 'cos he has RO with Vickers, but I'd have to double check.
Vickers mentioned the "peace offering", and it amounted to"how but you leave me alone and let me see muh son", which I believe because that's the type of one way "compromise" Ralph always offers.

Vickers also pointed out talso not up to him to let Ralph see Xander, he has visitation rights, Ralph is just fishing for an excuse for not giving a shit about the kid.
 
Oh in The Gunt's case a second Violent Felony on his record.
If you have to deal with a female rage hog attacking you with content spray, just wear swim goggles and beat the shit out of him when he launches his bitch assault, then when you're tired of beating the shit out of him, because he's too weak to protect himself, call the cops so he doesn't just go to the hospital, but instead to a jail infirmary for his unprovoked assault when you were simply doing your job serving him papers.
 
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