Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nothing To Say Here]

I swear you've got to be retarded to fight a defamation lawsuit if you can possibly avoid it.

I’m fairly certain Nick is undisputedly the King of the Retards.

Spoiler: Shiny things will entertain endlessly

Spoiler: Poopy is fun!

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

He still owes a 24 hour 100k sub stream.

His LOCALS 5k supporter gift is still in limbo.

Don't worry, he's going to do all that after the knife giveaway.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

@Twitter Is Cancer stop being a faggot and trying to get Rekieta cancelled on Go Send Go. This is tranny tier of gayops trying to get someone's retarded Go Send Go cancelled.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Spoiler: Don't Do This

If some gay shit gets this thread locked I will be quite peeved. Indeed, rather perturbed. One might even say bothered.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

@Twitter Is Cancer stop being a faggot and trying to get Rekieta cancelled on Go Send Go. This is tranny tier of gayops trying to get someone's retarded Go Send Go cancelled.

Did people not learn after the Janke (or Chudbuds) fiasco or are they just retards?
Inb4 this is some sort of false flag gayop by Nick's locals.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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All hail Pope Ree'tardés Bal'do I!
long may he swing!

Wait is this real and not fan art created in this very thread? Holyshit he’s skinwalking popehat

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Cute how he doesn't even pretend to be on the level now. No donating any leftover funds to charity. He is just going to straight out pocket them. Quite a change from the Vic go fund me. At the end of the day Nick is the scumbag everyone thought he was. Lawtwitter was right. Ron Toye was right. J. Shawn LeMoine was right.

The most telling thing is he doesn't explain where the funds are going. Remember how he setup an IOLTA account for the Vic lawsuit to show everyone it was in the up and up? So much for that, huh.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Wait is this real and not fan art created in this very thread? Holyshit he’s skinwalking popehat

Yes. It's real, it's on his griftfundme.

 

[Father Balldo]

If some gay shit gets this thread locked I will be quite peeved. Indeed, rather perturbed. One might even say bothered.

You won't care... just like, Nick!

Did people not learn after the Janke (or Chudbuds) fiasco or are they just retards?
Inb4 this is some sort of false flag gayop by Nick's locals.

oh shit, are we being worked again? feeling really bottom of the barrel right now

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

The most telling thing is he doesn't explain where the funds are going. Remember how he setup an IOLTA account for the Vic lawsuit to show everyone it was in the up and up? So much for that, huh.

How much you wanna bet he takes another exotic overseas vacation this summer where he brags about flashing his money around and Jamaican negresses wanting to marry him? Leaving his kids behind so he can balldo our wife’s ass on his paypiggies dime.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

20 seconds into the Give Send Go arc and its already a PR disaster. At least some of those people in the twitter caps look like real people too. Probably the casual fans he picked up from the big cases now getting a full taste of what he is cause of the big deal he made lawtube make of this.

 

[Sammich]

I don't know who i dislike more, this half a fag that is probably getting fucked in his ass by niggers on the sly, or his crazy eyed whore wife with the blown out cunt from having 5 kids and so much black dick rammed in her it's measured in mph.
Grifting his poor stupid fans just comes natural to this sick degenerate faggot.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Maybe Nick should have set some goal amounts in the givesendgo as incentives. Something like "24 hour stream if I reach the goal", or since he's not returning the money if he wins, how about "some sort of gift to the first 5000 people to donate". You can have these for free Nick, I'll charge you if you want more.

WeebWars Era Nick would have absolutely done that.

 

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WeebWars Era Nick would have absolutely done that.

Those are two things he had promised in the past, and still has not followed through on them. Also where's the balldo review Nick?

 

[Not Who You Think]

Harman Smith has posted several more Rekieta retardation videos. Local copy incoming, will need to DL&compress first and my net sucks. Does he get considered an orbiter/detractor?

@Null got a mention for being a "Noseguard".
Edit: I'm 99% this Harman is reading the farms because he spouts the majority if not identical points to what the farms have said.

Unsure where Harman Smith/Cody Lee is getting the idea that the Farms isn't calling Nick out on what's been going on, especially since he's able to touch on some of the more popular talking points here. Possibly to cover up KF as his source.

Null tried to call Nick out late last year and even unintentionally(?) gifted us the catchphrase "pull up retard" in relation to Nick's behavior. Null then chose not to pursue it further for his own reasons, which are worth considering on their own, but I digress.

Harman doesn't like Null yet listens to his streams. Doesn't like Nick, but watches and comments regardless. Most folk on KF do this for fun, but this Harman fellow seems to be on a crusade of sorts.

Harman is also very self-referential; what he said, what he thinks, the insights he has, what he's said before or always said, etc... Almost as if what he really wants to talk about is himself. Does not seem the humble sort. Internet fame would not treat him well.

Also noticed that Harman will occasionally pause for effect, or to manage his saliva, but there are times when he looks genuinely lost and confused like he hit a wall and needs to collect himself.

The tell is the look in his squinty eyes. Harmon talks through this pretty quick with his frequent stops-and-starts, but I still couldn't help but notice. Watch the clips below or the original videos on full screen and you'll see it better (again, because of the constant squinting):

Not trying to be mean, but Harmon seems unwell, and not the sort who should be picking fights with KF or Null.

 

[AnOminous]

If Nick got competent council in Minnesota or (insert wherever Montegraph actually lives) he could've likely leaned on him enough to get away with just never mentioning Montegraph again on his channel. No apology, retraction or even money.

Maybe Nick shouldn't have called the partner of the lawyer he eventually needed to hire a faggot in public for no good reason. That was pretty stupid of Nick.

Not trying to be mean, but Harmon seems unwell, and not the sort who should be picking fights with KF or Null.

Who the fuck is this gargantuan homosexual? He even has a "gamer chair." What a huge queer.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another archive from the backlog... Might be the weekend before I can catch up.

More Kiwi talk:

Spoiler: Mis-stating facts again

Mandy_K​

The kiwi people remind me of a bunch of pissy pettifogging liberals

RekietaLaw​

Yes.

Mandy_K​	sorry to generalize but i cant stop reading nick's thread and their conspiracy theories are bloated
Arttheclown​	Most liberals aren't virgins though.

Brim​

whats the latest nick conpsiracy?

JarvisHong​	just because they have gay sex does not mean they arent true virgins tho
Mandy_K​	"He wears blue ring becasuse wife cheating on him" or something.
Brim​	its alll retarded lol

Mandy_K​

They also think Nick and Camelot had sex in Vegas.

RekietaLaw​

I wish

MykLikesTacos​

well that's understandable

Sally78​

They did

RekietaLaw​

Mandy, they also think I put on the Vegas show to have swinger sex....ignoring HOW MUCH EASIER SWINGER SEX WOULD BE TO JUST GO TO A CLUB AND HAVE.Instead I paid well over 10k to have a public event to have swinger sex?

Arttheclown​

Hey, my wife is a prostitute maid, I'm a cuck yet also a woman beater...and RuPal is our master. Roll.with it

Freedom1982​

Lol these people are craxy

JarvisHong​

Guarantee there is a Money or Monty-ite and a Kiwi here lurkin

They talk about Elissa:

Spoiler: We don't *wink* doxx...

Arttheclown​

I won't dox her real name...but her most recent pics are....um...well..not wonderful

GmenNC​

Fairly certain you already told me her real name along with her bf or whatever who’s in jail lol

ThisJustinCase​

Jail?

Arttheclown​

I told you his name because he's a public figure...but not hers. That's not my style.

Arttheclown​

Jalissa flips. Lol

GmenNC​

Oh, well I don’t remember his either lol

Sally78​

No one should have there name doxed... It's a safety thing

Freedom1982​

Who are you guys talking about

Arttheclown​

I just find it ultraqueer. The ONLY reason to do it here is to be a petty little coward.

GmenNC​

Elissa clips

Sally78​	Agreed...I don't care how bad I hate someone.. Would never do that
Freedom1982​	Ok.now what did I miss?

Arttheclown​

If someone fucked me IRL from online, then I'd hire a P.I, find them, and go full power. Privately. So no one knew what I was up to. Not broadcast it

GmenNC​

Nothing new that I know if. Art just said he knows her name

Sally78​

As it should be..no evidence

Freedom1982​

Oh ok

Arttheclown​

It's publicly available based on her connections to an internationally famous case.

Arttheclown​

Yes. She's the former girlfriend of a kidnapper.

Ah... so we support a woman sexually exploiting an 8 y/o...?

Freedom1982​	Oh fuck
GmenNC​	Of course, don’t let that shit get traced back to you!

GmenNC​

Yea I recall something about that as well.Does this show how much I gave a fuck about her? lol

Arttheclown​

There's no reason anyone should know her real name unless they wanted to be faggoty cowards and harass. So I ain't saying it. Lol

GmenNC​

Never asked for it lol

Arttheclown​

Oh I know. I was speaking generally.

KIWIS EVERYWHERE!

CXLD_Brand​

Lol real high level insults. Why did u pay to trash talk in a small chat lmao. Sad, kiwi kinda sad ... must be mad about somethin racketts said

JarvisHong​

Kiwi Retard alert

JarvisHong​

More likely a Monty or Kiwi troll

MrStirFry99​

it seems so. best guess is a kiwi farmer

MrStirFry99​

theres a new sperger, probably a Kiwi-Fucker, not to be confused with Melon Fucker Monty, or Monty.

BLOCK button is not active:

CXLD_Brand​

Cant wait for ignore button lol

I cannot shit:

Spoiler: WHY!?

Brim​

when youre impacted due to "addiction related issues" youre desparate

Still-Life​	That's just an excuse to act like a queer with your asshole
Brim​	so the self administered enima helps
Johan_Naxos​	You could, you kniw, just not do fucking drugs

Brim​	true, absolutely
FifiGigantor​	Plenty of laxatives out there over the counter lol
Brim​	but im addicted, so
Brim​	no
Brim​	laxatives dont really work
Johan_Naxos​	Well stop that then
Brim​	i was in rehab and coudlnt shit for two weeks, finally they bust out the magnesium citrate
Still-Life​	Fuck your addiction. Not your own ass
FifiGigantor​	Stool softener then? Dulcolax?
Still-Life​	What kind of a retard forgets how to shit?
Johan_Naxos​	One who's addicted to opiates so badly that the muscles in the intestines and colon cease functioning, apparently
Still-Life​	It's easy, you sit on the bowl and blast out smelly brown chunks.
Still-Life​	Sounds like natural selection to me. If a person is too stupid to prioritize shitting for like maybe an afternoon?
FifiGigantor​	You dont have to be addicted to have issues with opiods.. I've had major surgery before and been through the pain killer bs. Stuff can get blocked up.
Still-Life​	Jeez, blow up my intestines or get the Taco bell squirts for $6.99 duuuuuuhhhh
Still-Life​	Give me some cheddar cheese and I'll fill up a Mail box
Still-Life​	Gallon of apple juice and Honey bunches of Oats
Johan_Naxos​	You suck it up and eat the pain
Still-Life​	You gotta blast those smell brown chunks out your corn hole.
Still-Life​	Your LIFE depends on it!
FifiGigantor​	Well not all of us are lactose intolerant
Johan_Naxos​	I could go for a block of good, sharp cheddar right now
Still-Life​	Eat a Gallon of Cholocolate mouse and get in the Hot Tub.
FifiGigantor​	Just saying, in the words of one of my favorite professors "everybody poops"
Still-Life​	Poop from the mountain tops like a smelly brown fountain.
Still-Life​	You could pretend you were growing a silly, stinking, brown tail. If only for a moment
FifiGigantor​	He was an archeologist who specialized in the Andean Incas... (that's a mountain joke)

Schizophrenia

Spoiler: Mental illness

Still-Life​

Disrespect me in public in that manner in public and I will kill you. It's not a threat, it's a fact.

Still-Life​

We are better than you and you deserve to be hurt. How's that?

Still-Life​

Fuck you faggot. Kill yourself. Or don't You don't matter.

Still-Life​

I'd rather watch you kill yourself on live stream.

Oran_Gutantits​

I'd super chat that shit

Still-Life​

Fuck you. Get Raped in a car accident you worthless bitch.

Still-Life​

Can I tie an electrical cord around your neck and slice up your face while I beat you with a hammer? It's not gay or anything. I just hate you and I wish you were dead and that my laying to waste your corporeal body is not evil but a righteous act of God.

Oran_Gutantits​

Donates 10$

 

[AnOminous]

Another archive from the backlog... Might be the weekend before I can catch up.

This is so standard of butthurt losers. We're always the exact opposite of what they think they are. Usually (and on our Wikipedo page) we're alt-right literal fucking NAWTSEEEEEEES! But to these fucking speds, we're liberals. Idiots.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

This is so standard of butthurt losers. We're always the exact opposite of what they think they are. Usually (and on our Wikipedo page) we're alt-right literal fucking NAWTSEEEEEEES! But to these fucking speds, we're liberals. Idiots.

It's the classic, "Everyone I disagree with is a nazi/antifa". For the trannies we are a bunch of nazis, to the rage pig and balldo man we are a bunch of antifa.

 

[Trianon]

RekietaLaw​

Mandy, they also think I put on the Vegas show to have swinger sex....ignoring HOW MUCH EASIER SWINGER SEX WOULD BE TO JUST GO TO A CLUB AND HAVE.Instead I paid well over 10k to have a public event to have swinger sex?

Please explain again how easy swinger sex is, Nick, it's helping!