Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

Yeah, what the hell is up with that? Does the T do some weird shit that agitates the capillaries in certain tissues?
Yeah it's common among 'roided gym bros and pooners alike. T makes you produce more red blood cells, and throws off the normal ratio of blood. Normally you're going to have a slightly higher percentage of plasma to red blood cells. When you have more plasma, you typically have some form of anemia. Conversely, when you have more RBC, you have polycythemia.
I've also heard that elevated T levels make you retain water and puff up, but I don't think that's exclusive to T when compared to other hormones.
 
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I wish I saved more photos of both of these people, especially Ciara Quinn, they're all the same low effort regular guy outfits and poses. I have a feeling though that "Chloe" is pulling our leg, seems too good to be true.


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"Polyamorous" people are degenerate narcissistic coomers who need to pursue either more lofty job roles or some kind of IRL hobby to keep them from having so much time on their hands to dedicate to fucking, wanting to be fucked, or being perpetually starved for attention.

So basically, yea, this troon is a good representative of "polyam" folxkxs.
 
Maxine:
Looks like a creepy android.
I imagine makeup will only make you like a creepy mannequin.

Patricia:
You have no chin!
Maybe ease of the filters yes?
Also no boobs can get a man to buy you a drink, your stench keeps them away, you dirty looking dirtball.

S:
Enjoy (not) having organisms after the chop! 🤣👍

Gemma:
The biggest contribution you can make is to remove yourself from the gene pool, and since you're most likely getting the chop, (if you already didn't) you're on your way there!

Seriously, I dislike Gemma the most out of this lot. Their profile just pisses me off really hard, it just screams: I'm a super special snowflake! So hard. Those types are the worst.
 
"Summer's" weird ass had pictures with his son for the intro and other pages on Bumble, so I didn't snip those. Poor kid.
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So, you WANT honesty. Okay. Buckle up.

This dumb troon doxed his job so I didn't snip. I'm a kind soul.
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lol. Why are they all "disabled"? Yeah. You think the community taking care of people is important because you live on government assistance. Smh.
 
there is something about this one that activates kill instincts tbh, i dont know what it is specifically. lol
For me it was when the profile said "Existence is an act of rebellion". What a fucking dork.
"Summer's" weird ass had pictures with his son for the intro and other pages on Bumble, so I didn't snip those. Poor kid.
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This dumb troon doxed his job so I didn't snip. I'm a kind soul.
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lol. Why are they all "disabled"? Yeah. You think the community taking care of people is important because you live on government assistance. Smh.
The last pic of Emillie... Holy man hands, Batman!
 
Wow.
That latest batch.🤢🤮

Summer is the worst.
How the fuck are you gonna include your child in this shit.
I can't help but be ultra cynical and say that the sick fuck might even be using the poor kid as bait to lure in a woman.
I'll stop there or else I'll really off on tangent.

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Thank you for not including Summer's kid. The poor thing doesn't need any more mockery in his life.
His troonshit father is enough.
 
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