Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Mandy_K​

They also think Nick and Camelot had sex in Vegas.

RekietaLaw​

I wish

MykLikesTacos​

well that's understandable

Sally78​

They did

RekietaLaw​

Mandy, they also think I put on the Vegas show to have swinger sex....ignoring HOW MUCH EASIER SWINGER SEX WOULD BE TO JUST GO TO A CLUB AND HAVE.Instead I paid well over 10k to have a public event to have swinger sex?

We think balldo man watched while Camelot had sex with our wife and probably sucked him off after. I got ninja’d a little bit but no one said you did the Vegas thing entirely to have swinger sex but that was absolutely half the reason for it the other half was to feed your own ego and party in Vegas. And another reminder that balldo man definitely doesn’t read his thread. Hi balldo man! Your shameless e begging is stuck at $7800 for at least a couple hours now. That’s at least a couple plane tickets for your next swinger resort vacation hope you have fun watching our wife get hollowed out by niggers again

 

[Dean Pentel]

Harman Smith has posted several more Rekieta retardation videos. Local copy incoming, will need to DL&compress first and my net sucks. Does he get considered an orbiter/detractor?

@Null got a mention for being a "Noseguard".
Edit: I'm 99% this Harman is reading the farms because he spouts the majority if not identical points to what the farms have said.
Edit 2: Compressed videos attached, vid quality not good
(or important imho) but Grift Scam Cope is ~14 mb down from 128 mb. Sorry, Opus giving me issues right now.

Maybe Nick shouldn't have called the partner of the lawyer he eventually needed to hire a faggot in public for no good reason. That was pretty stupid of Nick.

Who the fuck is this gargantuan homosexual? He even has a "gamer chair." What a huge queer.

I was going say that if a man like this can dunk on you, you're fucking up big time but then you lovely gentlemen and the cute duck noticed that too.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

RekietaLaw​

Mandy, they also think I put on the Vegas show to have swinger sex....ignoring HOW MUCH EASIER SWINGER SEX WOULD BE TO JUST GO TO A CLUB AND HAVE.Instead I paid well over 10k to have a public event to have swinger sex?

So he admits to wasting 10k on a unnecessary live event while in the middle of a lawsuit that costs tens of thousands and then putting up a givesendgo for more of it?

 

[AnOminous]

So he admits to wasting 10k on a unnecessary live event while in the middle of a lawsuit that costs tens of thousands and then putting up a givesendgo for more of it?

"I'm a complete retard!" says Nick. "Pay for my retardation!" Lmao no.

 

[Owlbear]

So he admits to wasting 10k on a unnecessary live event while in the middle of a lawsuit that costs tens of thousands and then putting up a givesendgo for more of it?

How the fuck did he not make money on the Vegas thing? How did he LOSE 10k? As far as I know, he paid less than $5k for a venue, and sold about $8k worth of tickets, which should more than cover the travel expenses. Was Kayla just getting male hookers the whole time?

 

[Strix454]

In the recent LOCALs chat Nick claims he spent over 10k for his event in Las Vegas. Does that make sense? As far as I can tell he rented a small exhibition room with chairs at an obscure hotel for maybe two hours. There was no open bar and no catering.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

How the fuck did he not make money on the Vegas thing? How did he LOSE 10k? As far as I know, he paid less than $5k for a venue, and sold about $8k worth of tickets, which should more than cover the travel expenses. Was Kayla just getting male hookers the whole time?

At $50 a pop that means 160 fucking idiots paid him to sit in Bingo Hall seats and watch him, fagalot and warsky sit there and be fucking weirdos.

 

[AnOminous]

In the recent LOCALs chat Nick claims he spent over 10k for his event in Las Vegas. Does that make sense? As far as I can tell he rented a small exhibition room with chairs at an obscure hotel for maybe two hours. There was no open bar and no catering.

What a complete idiot. Also I'll note this dipshit chose a hotel in Vegas that didn't even have a casino. Pure retardation. Just lame-o bullshit.

At $50 a pop that means 160 fucking idiots paid him to sit in Bingo Hall seats and watch him, fagalot and warsky sit there and be fucking weirdos.

Retards paying to look at other retards being complete retards.

 

[Strix454]

What was said about Camelot, Nick and Wife was that they shared a hotel suite during the event in Las Vegas. There were comments saying that this was weird, creepy and not something most normal people would do. Why would a married couple share a hotel suite with a loser guy Nick IRL barely knows whose only claim to fame is having worked a dead-end job at Gamestop for over a decade?
Even if it was long-time close friend, 99% of people are going to put the guy in his own room.

 

[footballteam]

Please explain again how easy swinger sex is, Nick, it's helping!

I hear there's a certain bar in the twin cities that is good for finding those people.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

In the recent LOCALs chat Nick claims he spent over 10k for his event in Las Vegas. Does that make sense? As far as I can tell he rented a small exhibition room with chairs at an obscure hotel for maybe two hours. There was no open bar and no catering.

Like the moron he is, he’s probably adding up everything including all his personal bullshit….cost of suites, dinners at Smith and Wollensky he bragged about, bingo hall rental costs, plane tickets, rental car, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, Balldo shopping trips on the strip with our wife, etc etc. Vavoom $10,000 he spent. Meanwhile he forgets he charged a bunch of retards $50/ head which nearly covered his entire trip, but not all of it so it’s a “loss”.

Spoiler: Dryclean Sperg

In his suite tour, he described excitedly about how he got two suits dry cleaned in 4 short hours. In an unbelievably pollyannish fashion, he gleefully described that in Whoville MN or where-ever the fuck he lives, it takes 3 days to get a suit cleaned. Then he continued to be transfixed further describing it. He can’t be that dumb….it has to be an act.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Those are two things he had promised in the past, and still has not followed through on them. Also where's the balldo review Nick?

Oh I know.

I did not mean those specific things. I meant old Nick would absolutely make stretch goals specific to the lawsuit.

 

[Phil Leotardo]

Tuned in for the first time in a while and, of course, he's talking about a vibrating balldo. Literally a coombrained faggot.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

RekietaLaw​

Mandy, they also think I put on the Vegas show to have swinger sex....ignoring HOW MUCH EASIER SWINGER SEX WOULD BE TO JUST GO TO A CLUB AND HAVE.Instead I paid well over 10k to have a public event to have swinger sex?

Yes that's exactly what happened. Also Viva and Barnes' event couldn't have costed as much and it looked like a much better hang if you're that deep into paypiggery. Relatively normal looking and well put-together people, a custom backdrop for photos, plus cake!

"I'm a complete retard!" says Nick. "Pay for my retardation!" Lmao no.

Lolbertarian suddenly can't pull himself up by the bootstraps when in crisis, many such cases.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

@Twitter Is Cancer stop being a faggot and trying to get Rekieta cancelled on Go Send Go. This is tranny tier of gayops trying to get someone's retarded Go Send Go cancelled.

Here's the thing. [holds up gay little cup of booze]
I MEANT to be fucking gay and retarded! You don't like it, that is fine. [quieter] That is totally fine. [almost muttering to himself like a crazy person or a rape victim] That's fine. [sighs]
If you don't like what I'm doing DON'T FUCKING SUPPORT IT! I don't care! Not going to stop you calling me a faggot, doesn't bother me [fake laugh, looks sideways like a shifty jew]
[pretends to have just noticed superchat]
LabiaSoldier says, "why not just tell them to fuck off" well here's the thing. That would mean I'm mad. AND I'M NOT MAD. I'm not mad. Not at all. [muttering] At all.
[drinks heavily]

I knew if was patient the Rekietaverse would give me the perfect signature. Also I repeat my request for Rekieta's locals to be added to the top right quote rotation. This is vastly superior to most of it and it's all so... heartfelt...

 

[dustnight]

The balldo is for monogamous couples only!

 

[Strix454]

In his suite tour, he described excitedly about how he got two suits dry cleaned in 4 short hours. In an unbelievably pollyannish fashion, he gleefully described that in Whoville MN or where-ever the fuck he lives, it takes 3 days to get a suit cleaned. Then he continued to be transfixed further describing it. He can’t be that dumb….it has to be an act.

Whoville (Willmar MN) actually has a same-day drycleaning service with pick-up and delivery including to his home if he wanted it. Its probably less than 15 miles away from where he lives. Can he be so dumb and so isolated drinking in his home that he doesn't know that? Doesn't seem unlikely. He really seems to sometimes have the mentality of a child and life is always a mystery to him.

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

How the fuck did he not make money on the Vegas thing? How did he LOSE 10k? As far as I know, he paid less than $5k for a venue, and sold about $8k worth of tickets, which should more than cover the travel expenses. Was Kayla just getting male hookers the whole time?

Your numbers jive. I remember him saying during the Murdaugh trial that the estimated cost for holding this type of thing in Vegas *would* cost around $10k, but the venue he chose in the end was arranged through a viewer/warm connection who was going to be charging him a fraction of the cost, and was even going to throw in some appetizers or drinks in exchange for the publicity,
In the end, no food was reported, and the drinks at the bar were full price.
I also recall him saying that he hired an event planner of sorts, which is pretty unnecessary for an event where you have people sitting down for a few hours in a three star off-the-strip Vegas hotel with no food or drink. I don’t even think there was a check-in registration table or staffing. So it could be he’s telling the truth and the $10k could factor in this planner’s fee because…lazy and wasteful.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

I also recall him saying that he hired an event planner of sorts, which is pretty unnecessary for an event where you have people sitting down for a few hours in a three star off-the-strip Vegas hotel with no food or drink.

If he indeed hired an event planner for that “event” he truly has lost his mind or just wants to piss away money. What did the coordinator do? Call and confirm the venue date, time, and duration with a cash bar and no other services. Call Nick and tell him to call the venue with a credit card for a deposit to hold the date for the event. Call Sally78 and tell her not to wear a bra.

Easiest 10 grand that event planner ever made.

edit: Caps

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Also Viva and Barnes' event couldn't have costed as much and it looked like a much better hang if you're that deep into paypiggery. Relatively normal looking and well put-together people, a custom backdrop for photos, plus cake!

Not surprised a dude that is nice beyond belief and his honest friend and work buddy with a clear eye for snowmanship and people pleasing was able to put on a better event.