Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

His big ears and George Bush eyes give him a decidedly simian appearance. However, he does have decent hair and a good frame. And lots of white women like the furry backed med look. I can see why he's popular.
Hasan has that weird close together eye inbred thing Mike Cernovich has.
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Hasan came back from his trip in Japan and the first thing he does is support more trans people than usual

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"They just wanna feel safe" he says, while refusing to play a game and ignoring the harassment female streamers have gotten because Wizard Game genocide.
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I know many people that can’t even afford to go to take trips outside of the country due to this economy us Americans are living in, yet you don’t see me complaining about it.
The US is depressing compared to Japan because of the 1965 Hart Celler Act. Hasan could make huge money walking along the tent communities in LA and do something about them like a genuine supporter of the working class would. But no. He won't step on the shit lined streets or be accosted by a meth head. Japan is clean and advanced because of their high IQ, highly ethnocentric population. Their workaholic culture is much to be desired, but they're aware of the issue.

Even Razorfist is aware of this. Hasan wants to view the nation through rose colored glasses, not knowing what the average Japanese person goes through. Does he know what the political parties are over there? No? Well that's obvious.
 
I take comfort in the knowledge that every day this man-child gets older. His skin becomes more rough and saggy, needing more moisturizers and make-up to hide the signs of age. Soon he'll have to start wearing a scarf to hide his neck, lest his audience realize just how old he is.

No amount of funko pops will make him young again.
 
Hasan using guns for protection is the equivalent to Ethan Klein and Ian (idubbbz) using guns for protection


These people only want guns for themselves, but would never know how to practice self-defense correctly.
If anything the world is more dangerous with these retards owning guns. Would you trust Ethan Klein to practice gun safety such as keeping it secure from his kid in the future? No need to answer that.
 
If anything the world is more dangerous with these retards owning guns. Would you trust Ethan Klein to practice gun safety such as keeping it secure from his kid in the future? No need to answer that.
In Ethan's defense, he could always learn proper gun handling from his wife.
"Remember Etan, te fore rules of gun safetee don't count if your targets are Palestinian. Especially if tey're children."
 
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If anything the world is more dangerous with these retards owning guns. Would you trust Ethan Klein to practice gun safety such as keeping it secure from his kid in the future? No need to answer that.
I'm sure someone has posted the clips of Ethan "fantasizing about his shotgun" in the event of a house break-in, with Hila in the background just staring off in disbelief of her retarded husband. Tells you all you need to know about Ethan "life is too short for exercise" Klein.
 
Champagne socialist Hasan was just awarded a trophy for the Just Chatting caregory at the Streamer Awards.

No, I did not edited his head size.
Just Chatting? What the fuck? He's dead air 50 percent of the time on his shitty stream. Look how happy he is though, looks like a complete retard. Are you guys sure he isn't somewhat on the spectrum?
 
Just Chatting? What the fuck? He's dead air 50 percent of the time on his shitty stream. Look how happy he is though, looks like a complete retard. Are you guys sure he isn't somewhat on the spectrum?
He looks at streaming as the only thing that genuinely brings him happiness in life. He is so dopamine addicted to his "work" that if his "streaming career" were to end tomorrow he'd implode. His whole identity is tied to his "career."
 
Champagne socialist Hasan was just awarded a trophy for the Just Chatting caregory at the Streamer Awards.

No, I did not edited his head size.
So this is one of the categories on Twitch. Where basically all the retard streamer does is state the most lame milk toste political opinions, eat food on stream while watching other people's videos, have gay drama with other streamers while moral fagging each other, Every other month some random girl that goes to their parties or gets involved in their circles comes out and posts a twit longer accusing one of these just chatting streamers of either raping or molestation and they also have to pander to the low IQ worthless paypigs that are starved for their parasocial attention, They watch the boring streamers because they have nothing better to do in their lives. I am guilty of watching these loser faggots when I was a bit younger. They have nothing valuable to offer, watching them is a total waste of time.

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He looks at streaming as the only thing that genuinely brings him happiness in life. He is so dopamine addicted to his "work" that if his "streaming career" were to end tomorrow he'd implode. His whole identity is tied to his "career."
It might be a cope to avoid confronting that he torpedoed his career.

At one point he could (dubiously) claim to be a political commentator due to working on The Young Turks, but he left that to become a full time streamer and sit next to Ethan Klein waggling his eyebrows. He had a short appearance on the BBC World News channel recently:
but he was so Twitch-rotted that he struggled to answer very basic questions and appeared hopelessly out of his depth (I doubt he'll get invited back).

Hasan now doesn't have the trajectory Hasan in 2017 had. He's not an up and coming young "one to watch" with potential to make it as a serious political commentator, he's a bloke in his thirties who gets constantly embroiled in stupid drama and failed to achieve his potential. (I mean it's :optimistic: to think he could have ever truly become a serious political journalist, but 5-6 years ago it wouldn't have been impossible to believe it could have happened).

He still earns a shittonne of money from Twitch so I'm sure his $200,000 porsche offers him some comfort, but I'm sure he compares himself to his MSNBC presenting uncle and realises that the serious political establishment at best see him as a Literally Who and the majority of his audience are terminally online children. Money can't buy you prestige or validation. Thus he clings to meaningless baubles like this "just chatting" award (even the name of the award is a bit of a slap in the face for someone who thinks I Am Very Smart And Important).
 
So this is one of the categories on Twitch. Where basically all the retard streamer does is state the most lame milk toste political opinions, eat food on stream while watching other people's videos, have gay drama with other streamers while moral fagging each other, Every other month some random girl that goes to their parties or gets involved in their circles comes out and posts a twit longer accusing one of these just chatting streamers of either raping or molestation and they also have to pander to the low IQ worthless paypigs that are starved for their parasocial attention, They watch the boring streamers because they have nothing better to do in their lives. I am guilty of watching these loser faggots when I was a bit younger. They have nothing valuable to offer, watching them is a total waste of time.

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It might be a cope to avoid confronting that he torpedoed his career.

At one point he could (dubiously) claim to be a political commentator due to working on The Young Turks, but he left that to become a full time streamer and sit next to Ethan Klein waggling his eyebrows. He had a short appearance on the BBC World News channel recently:
but he was so Twitch-rotted that he struggled to answer very basic questions and appeared hopelessly out of his depth (I doubt he'll get invited back).

Hasan now doesn't have the trajectory Hasan in 2017 had. He's not an up and coming young "one to watch" with potential to make it as a serious political commentator, he's a bloke in his thirties who gets constantly embroiled in stupid drama and failed to achieve his potential. (I mean it's :optimistic: to think he could have ever truly become a serious political journalist, but 5-6 years ago it wouldn't have been impossible to believe it could have happened).

He still earns a shittonne of money from Twitch so I'm sure his $200,000 porsche offers him some comfort, but I'm sure he compares himself to his MSNBC presenting uncle and realises that the serious political establishment at best see him as a Literally Who and the majority of his audience are terminally online children. Money can't buy you prestige or validation. Thus he clings to meaningless baubles like this "just chatting" award (even the name of the award is a bit of a slap in the face for someone who thinks I Am Very Smart And Important).
I need to gtfo of the UK as soon as I graduate if that's the kind of people their news outlets are interviewing.
Seriously though, even for the BBC this is a new low.
 
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