Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[AltisticRight]

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If only there were some website where you could find references to such cases and the relevant rulings to quote in a motion.

This is sheer lazy moron shit. The judge is not going to think it’s comedy gold like we do. All that was missing was a reference to Nora’s dildo.

Wait for the lolsuit with Harry Morris.

 

[Zdzislaw Beksinski]

Excuse my ignorance and I'll take any potential clocks, but did Ralph submit that same declaration TWICE (once for Vickers' case and once for Faith's case)? I can't upload another screenshot because the Nevada County website is shitting its pants (at least for me), but I can see in both cases that there's a declaration from Ralph filed on March 13th.

 

[The Ancestor]

Remember when Maddox’s girlfriend at the time had a restraining order filed against her by Dick’s girlfriend, and Maddox wrote a whole testimony and a binder of unsubmitted evidence to try and pull a reverse UNO card?
I’m getting reminded heavily of that.

 

[MadStan]

I don’t want to be a fart and post shit that isn’t relevant; but I was if the understanding that Adrienne’s RO was a good one and Ralph was absolutely scared shitless of it. I raised this point in another thread on Ralph and again I do not know if this actually a valid matter; but when you google “Adrienne Blair Ethan ralph” this nasty search result comes up which is I guess fine, Ralph. Ant control google but it does lead to his website and on his website he holds the content “Adrienne Blair Cover” with her images. I thought this was a no no for Ralph.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Now I know it goes without saying, but friendly bit of advice Ralph: you can't libel or slander the dead.

What is so funny about this is that Ralph is missing the entire point, no one is filing legal documents referencing his dead mother, well except him, and yet he's bringing up a separate situation based on a single tweet from Faith. (Someone he says is untrustworthy and makes these sorts of things up...).

I think the final thing he is going to file is an accusation that Faith was at his hotel room, having sex with him, in DC while she said she "fled" and that it doesn't sound like someone "fleeing". In doing so, I think he is seeking to challenge the basis of the DVRO.

Again, no legal expert, but this seems to be somewhat irrelevant. Courts know that most cases of domestic violence are not straight forward, with the victim having confused feelings towards the perpetrator. The fact she went back to him at any point is not really indicative of her lying, when put in the wider context of what happened between the two of them - so whatever he has to say better up end the entire order or he is better staying quiet, "ya honour, she said she fled but she sat on my totally 8 inch peen. She a liar" is going to reinforce the DVRO if nothing else. Press X to doubt on that though, if his lawyers couldn't get him off it then alone he's fuuuucked.

Then finally, I guess there is a question of whether Ralph can get in trouble for these filings in terms of breaking his DVRO or ROs, and I guess even perjury which he has technically committed already by claiming he didn't commit a sex crime. It appears he's filing these at least partially to use them as a bully pulpit, he's seeing this as a chance to have his say on issues for lots of people to see - rather than legal filings. Is this a loophole, or is he retarded and stepping on multiple gigantic rakes?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Excuse my ignorance and I'll take any potential clocks, but did Ralph submit that same declaration TWICE (once for Vickers' case and once for Faith's case)? I can't upload another screenshot because the Nevada County website is shitting its pants (at least for me), but I can see in both cases that there's a declaration from Ralph filed on March 13th.

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Maybe Ralph just created the world’s longest, most retarded copypasta. I hope he plans to use this same document for all court cases going forward.

 

[GettrGriftr]

So long as he does it while crying and killing himself by some bitch method like slashing his wrists, I'm okay.

The truly bitch method would be if he cut across like some attention-seeking teenage girl instead of down like an honourable Roman would.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Imagine your Bar for success is as low as "stay alive" and you're too retarded to even do that properly.

In court and in life, Ralph fails to pass the bar, though he does occasionally end up inside one.

The thing that might conceivably break both the Internet and the creaking US legal system would be Ralph vs Greer, with each other acting as their own counsel.

 

[Terfatron]

As I said in another thread, I have a hard time seeing he will catch any planes.
He well seethe on twitter trying to get a paypig refund but naw, the hamlet will be too fucked up to even make it to the proper gate.

Somehow it will be Jersh, Jim's and Vickers fault that he didn't sleep and took one boatload of Xanax too many.
He will slur and holler in to the camera from the parking lot "Why won't you diiiieeee Jershakur"

 

[JCDenthog]

"They're trying to psychologically break me your honor!"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I’m predicting that Ralph will suffer a seizure during court hearings and violently shit himself. Thus declaring the entire courthouse a biohazard zone forced to be shut down with the judge and Vicker’s lawyer hospitalized from the smell, several court attendees will be injured in the stampede out of the court room. This will push back the court hearing several months. When Ralph finally wakes up he’s going to declare complete Ralphavictory and praise the hospital for giving him the good drugs.

That’s right it’s a total Alog loss! CANT ABORT THE RETORT

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I don’t want to be a fart and post shit that isn’t relevant; but I was if the understanding that Adrienne’s RO was a good one and Ralph was absolutely scared shitless of it. I raised this point in another thread on Ralph and again I do not know if this actually a valid matter; but when you google “Adrienne Blair Ethan ralph” this nasty search result comes up which is I guess fine, Ralph. Ant control google but it does lead to his website and on his website he holds the content “Adrienne Blair Cover” with her images. I thought this was a no no for Ralph.
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I would assume that yes this is an absolute no-no because if he can't say her name he certainly should not be posting her picture on the esteemed publication that he is both Chairman and Editor-in-Chief of. That said, there's precedence that he's a technology-challenged retard so it probably wouldn't amount to anything.

 

[MadStan]

I would assume that yes this is an absolute no-no because if he can't say her name he certainly should not be posting her picture on the esteemed publication that he is both Chairman and Editor-in-Chief of. That said, there's precedence that he's a technology-challenged retard so it probably wouldn't amount to anything.

I do enjoy watching Ralph struggle with technical issues. We could have a book called "Streaming for Idiots: Edited by Ethan Ralph".

Well, in the least it shows his total disregard for adhering to ROs for the courts.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he went to now edit his website and while removing the content, accidentally uploads a video of himself snorting Xanax. Only in the world of Ethan Ralph could this be ruled as an actual possibility rather than impossibility.

 

[Cad an Hell]

He said on Twitter he made his flight. So doesn’t he have to do a drug test? How does Ethan “10mg per day is the same as 2mg per day” Ralph pass?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He said on Twitter he made his flight. So doesn’t he have to do a drug test? How does Ethan “10mg per day is the same as 2mg per day” Ralph pass?

"It's a perfectly legally-binding prescription aylawg. That means taking a 500% dosage isn't 'abuse', dummy.

The order where I agreed to partially rescind my right to free speech however is unconstitutional. Even Okoo Mooruh knows that!"

 

[Beef Elemental]

He said on Twitter he made his flight. So doesn’t he have to do a drug test? How does Ethan “10mg per day is the same as 2mg per day” Ralph pass?

He obtained a letter from a Mexican doctor magically imbued with the power to shield him from all consequences resulting from his drug use. The visitation center staff will be legally bound to suck his 8.5 inch dick if they dare to question the Ralphaurinalysis.

 

[Telemeter]

He obtained a letter from a Mexican doctor magically imbued with the power to shield him from all consequences resulting from his drug use. The visitation center staff will be legally bound to suck his 8.5 inch dick if they dare to question the Ralphaurinalysis.

"Yet honah, madda a fact that script is legally binding"

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I hope Vickers doesn't even have to show up and can take little Xander down Disneyland to celebrate while his lawyer spanks hog daddy in court. It would produce a magnificent sperging if the Vickers family were pictured with Mickey Mouse with the caption What we did while Ralph was getting deep dicked in the matter.

 

[Beavis]

I want Vickers to go just so he can give the play by play of Ralph making an ass out of himself. Plus, Ralph would lie and say he navigated the court room like a seasoned law veteran and scored huge Ws!

Also, Ralph got bullied into going to California lol!

 

[Some dude]

Anyone else remember when Ralph said he was a courtroom operator and may turn on a few tears?

I think that's much closer to what he's going to pull.