Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[Updatedmyjournal]

I'm guessing Byuu was suicided once in real life and suicided again by baiting some Aboriginal to run a Minecraft server Modpack.

I would like to say I commited suicide because of altisic Right.
He bullied me so hard I had no option. OMG avenge me trans allies.

 

[LGHDR+]

The funniest part about this is how in Ralphs mind, if he can control the narrative of the hidden implications of this photo, he might be able to win over the Judge by showing them how crazy his hayturrs are. In reality however, not only does it do the complete opposite, but Ralph has once again fallen for a trap set by the hayturrs for him to make a complete fool out of himself with some type of overreaction like, oh i dont know, framing your own daughter as a skele stripper??

How can you stay so blind to how easily manipulated you are Ralph? Just log off the fucking internet already before you do even more damage to yourself good lord

Don't steal my milk like a lunchroom bully

 

[cistendered]

>tfw you submit written testimony to the court stating unequivocally that Kiwi Farms is cyberbulling you into suicide

 

[LGHDR+]

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>tfw you submit written testimony to the court stating unequivocally that Kiwi Farms is cyberbulling you into suicide

SOLID animation. Noticed the pill pop in the second cycle.

I don't deserve you.

 

[HackerX]

Is he saying that he will commit suicide?

Ralph is aiming for #5

I'm guessing Byuu was suicided once in real life and suicided again by baiting some Aboriginal to run a Minecraft server Modpack.

Watching a Fresh Meat download a random Minecraft mod in realtime was beyond goofy.

 

[AnOminous]

I do not believe Ethan used an AI to type that piece of crap because it is so bad, I challenge Ethan to find anyone's filing that remotely approaches the autistic nature of his filing - if you can even call it that.

He comes across as a crying little girl. A tiny little spherically shaped bitch boy. What absolute humiliation. He should just kill himself at this point.

He is literally claiming, and swearing to it as a fact, that he is such a weak little girl he fled the country his daddy gave him because being criticized was too much for his weak ass to cope with. What a weakling. What a pathetic little tiny pussy.

 

[3MMA]

Gunt also comes across as if forum posting in these fumbling court filings.

Nah nigga just pepper in a bunch of twitter screenshots, some DMs from an illegal data breach, cry about your mom and how you feel and mention Gator and Cog (the judge will surely know who they are and what the fuck they've got to do with anything).

Don’t forget to mention that your Gatah was leaking. No need for context at all. That’s the Ralphamale style, giving pizazz, classin’ up the place, yuh Honah.

 

[Freeman]

Don’t forget to mention that your Gatah was leaking. No need for context at all

how you feel and mention Gator

That's the best part, he literally told a judge that some guy called Gator stabbed him in the back, he's such a ludicrous human being. You gotta love him.

 

[MadStan]

Sometimes watching Ralph makes me miss my stoner days. You know, when you write down some shit and in your own mind you’re convinced you’re onto something big, have made a point or “nailed it” in an argument.

At this time of writing, Ralph has conviction that what he has presented to this Judge is formidable, completing and possibly the greatest work this judge has ever seen from a self-represented person in his court. Shit, Ralph recons this judge is gonna look at him dead in the eye and say “you sir should have been a lawyer!”. Come March 17, the naysayers will be silenced; he will walk out of court not only victorious but vindicated.

There are many arguments against heavy drug usage; but the world Piggy lives in must be a nice place some time to slum it and feel like the world is your oyster.

When he goes back to jail one day, he is going to experience a low like few humans have ever had to endure.

 

[LtGeneralHorsetrash]

So any fun ideas on what the horse will have to do to make money if Ralph's unlikely worst case scenario happens and he continually fucks up into a jail cell?

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I am at a complete loss as to what level of brain damage it takes to file such womanish pig squealing in an actual court.

The type of brain damage that puts one at the top of sektor baby. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the Judge just stops reading after finding that the fucking cover page is completely fucked and wrong, why even bother going further? Just order the retard to refile and not waste the rest of the Court's time.

So any fun ideas on what the horse will have to do to make money if Ralph's unlikely worst case scenario happens and he continually fucks up into a jail cell?

She'll run back to her daddy crying and begging and her idiot father will take her and Rozy in and then Meigh will abandon all three once some other random eceleb is desperate enough to give her attention, bonus she'll take half of whatever bullshit Ralph has left and will keeping taking half until one of them fucking dies.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

So any fun ideas on what the horse will have to do to make money if Ralph's unlikely worst case scenario happens and he continually fucks up into a jail cell?

I don't think Ralph ending up in a jail cell is a remote possibility - you're probably just looking at fines, perhaps extending the RO and additional stipulations being added to it.

With that said, if Vickers also gets awarded legal fees on top of any fine being issued then Ralph could be in a world of shit.

He might earn good money, but he spends it as quickly as it comes in on frivolous bullshit - he could get saddled with $20k of fines. How does someone who lives hand to mouth pay a fine equalling a few months income?

Ralph is barely capable of keeping his rage bottled, how will he manage his finances prudently enough to pay this off?

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

So any fun ideas on what the horse will have to do to make money if Ralph's unlikely worst case scenario happens and he continually fucks up into a jail cell?

She’s going to try to put Rozy on OF because to her that is appealing and if she likes it other people must like it too. She’s that stupid.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I have to wonder if all this Phoenix Gunt, Attorney at law shit isn't some 4D chess move to never have to deal with Xander and the Vickers again.

Here's the plan: Be your own lawyer, Fuck up some bad that you have all access to Xander revoked, Live in mexico so you don't have to pay child support, grift the paypigs since you got raped so hard in court and he tried his HARDEST to get visitation rights and win Xander back, don't have to deal with any of this shit anymore.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm not a specialist in white trash law but I believe the sheer existence of a bifurcated gunt should award immediate custody to the gunted with a TPO and full child support.

"Your honor, come on!"

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I have to wonder if all this Phoenix Gunt, Attorney at law shit isn't some 4D chess move to never have to deal with Xander and the Vickers again.

Here's the plan: Be your own lawyer, Fuck up some bad that you have all access to Xander revoked, Live in mexico so you don't have to pay child support, grift the paypigs since you got raped so hard in court and he tried his HARDEST to get visitation rights and win Xander back, don't have to deal with any of this shit anymore.

Do none of his superchat/cozy.gov shit payments route through the USA at any point? You’d think something called America First would.

If someone cared enough they could get that impounded or something.

 

[Shady Mask Dealer]

I wanted to check if there was an outage or something similar for the app that Ralph and Faith talk on, I couldn't find anything like that, but here's the TalkingParents FAQ for what to do if your drunk gunt co-parent has become locked out and cannot co-parent with you!

 

[MeltyTW]

So any fun ideas on what the horse will have to do to make money if Ralph's unlikely worst case scenario happens and he continually fucks up into a jail cell?

I will pay her 50 dollars to suck some random Mexican guys dick while gunt rots in jail, a copy of hogwarts too if she says he's bigger than ralph

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I don't think Ralph ending up in a jail cell is a remote possibility I don't think Ralph ending up in a jail cell is a remote possibility

My brother in Christ, Ralph regularly and openly commits felonies on stream as an afterthought (drunk driving, reckless driving, revenge pornography, tax evasion, planning to send pornography to children, etc.). There is always a very real possibility of him going back to prison.

 

[AnOminous]

>tfw you submit written testimony to the court stating unequivocally that Kiwi Farms is cyberbulling you into suicide

If this fat fag does off himself, for a change I'd actually be completely proud of it because driving this bitch boy to suicide would be a service to humanity.