Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[AnOminous]

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We've been really shit at causing this guy's death. We should up our game a bit.

Imagine being this weak a woman and a faggot that you whine about Kiwi Farms in a literal legal filing. A Ralphamale is a synonym for a weak, crying pussy.

Fled because he feared for his life while at the same time announcing the flights and his specific location will be in Washington.

Imagine being such a weak, fat little midget that you flee the country your daddy gave you because you're so afraid of a woman who has completely owned you in court.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I've never though of Ralph as being particularly stupid. Yeah he's no genius but he also isn't an 80 IQ dribbling moron. The years of booze and pills dulled him and made him not put any fucking effort in, sure, but this latest offering of his is just plain retarded. The man has given himself legitimate brain damage. This is like he's trying to win an amorphous semi-formal internet argument rather than actually making an effort to comply to the rules of procedure in a court that could end his life as he knows it.

I think it's yes years and especially the last few months of constant substances battering his ability to think clearly, but I also think a lot of it is due narcissism, delusions of grandeur and detachment from reality (all exacerbated by substance abuse.)

You can tell he knows he should be doing more work in documenting the cases he's referencing, but like a lot of people who are detached from reality and view themselves as above others they think "Well that's good enough. Surely I've proven my case enough and it's not reasonable to ask me to do any more work."

People like him think the world should bend itself to fit their version of reality rather than the other way around.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Wait is Ralph arguing that the revenge porn he posted online and didn't contest is his Copyrighted material???

He is.

 

[412-L]

I wonder who represented themselves better, Ethan Ralph or Melinda Scott?

 

[Die For Me!]

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>Sees skeleton on stripper pole
>DATS MAH BAYBEH GIRL COZY ROZY

The funniest part about this is how in Ralphs mind, if he can control the narrative of the hidden implications of this photo, he might be able to win over the Judge by showing them how crazy his hayturrs are. In reality however, not only does it do the complete opposite, but Ralph has once again fallen for a trap set by the hayturrs for him to make a complete fool out of himself with some type of overreaction like, oh i dont know, framing your own daughter as a skele stripper??

How can you stay so blind to how easily manipulated you are Ralph? Just log off the fucking internet already before you do even more damage to yourself good lord

 

[draggs]

Declaring something is unconshteetooshuNULL then building a legal castle in the clouds on that asserted premise happens all the time

Provides judges lots of amusement. And exasperation

 

[zionlion1488]

We all thought that for some reason. But we learned his real name when Ralph doxed him a little over a year ago now.

Well thank you Ralph, what a benevolent piggy he is.

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

The whole "revenge porn actually is a copyright issue" reminds me of a certain other adjacent lolcow who made a similar, but slightly different argument as well.

I'm pretty sure that Ralph got the idea for that argument from his sektur (where he's the best). Nick Fuentes and co. have for a long time argued that revenge porn is unfairly weaponized by women against men. Groypers actually call other 'far-right' groups hardcore feminists for not opposing revenge porn laws.

 

[Goofy Logic]

You can't just declare something unconstitutional. He honestly might've been better off with ChatGPT writing his legal documents.

This is what happens when a booze and xanny-addled rage pig goes pro se.

Without a law professional to act as a filter, this is guaranteed to be a clown show. I look forward to the fireworks!

 

[MeltyTW]

No, even before Ralph ran her twitter she could barely write a coherent sentence. She really takes after her dad in that regard.. and the sister too from the DMs we have seen. The whole Morris family is illiterate.

Ralph might have had her Twitter for far longer than most people cared to track, bitch can't pronounce Wagner so probably still correct but still

 

[Hüftpriester]

LFG more pro se filings on the way, lads!

T/A

 

[finski]

LFG more pro se filings on the way, lads!
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T/A

Give me clocks if I'm late here, but who is he talking about? Vickers?

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

LFG more pro se filings on the way, lads!
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T/A

I'm sure the judge will love seeing more coherent and concise documents. Vickers aka the diddler doesn't stand any chance. Ralph needs to file a bonus round of paperwork to make sure Vickers is never able to walk out of his house again.

 

[LadiosSopp]

LFG more pro se filings on the way, lads!
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T/A

Losing a Court Case Speed Run WR Any%

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I wonder who represented themselves better, Ethan Ralph or Melinda Scott?

Well on one side Melinda keeps filing and hasn't been stopped yet, and Null has a real lawyer responding. Her filings don't seem to be entirely as incoherent as this.

On the other hand, Ralph rarely if ever doxes his feet.

I'mma probably call it too close to call; we'll go to a photo finish.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Losing a Court Case Speed Run WR Any%

Glitchless and Ralphamale ending by @theralph

 

[FamicomGorby]

LFG more pro se filings on the way, lads!
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T/A

Ralph has now decided to just yell "ARESST HEEM" and hope for the best.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Remember folks, we live in clown world. There is a non-zero possibility Ralph will somehow prevail in his filing.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Well on one side Melinda keeps filing and hasn't been stopped yet, and Null has a real lawyer responding. Her filings don't seem to be entirely as incoherent as this.

On the other hand, Ralph rarely if ever doxes his feet.

I'mma probably call it too close to call; we'll go to a photo finish.

I am yet to see @Baby Yoda request anus pictures from Ralph so take that as you will.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Remember folks, we live in clown world. There is a non-zero possibility Ralph will somehow prevail in his filing.

What’s guaranteed to happen is Gunt claiming his obvious L is ACKSHUALLY A W!!!