🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

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@Null FIX THIS for our boy. He already has to taper off drugs and drinks to see his son, being off KF is too much!
 
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@Null FIX THIS for our boy. He already has to taper off drugs and drinks to see his son, being off KF is too much!
I like that not even he checks to see if his shit is blocked, and no one ever will

Edit also why is he acting like being denied something by the powers thst be is a sign of losing? He says its winning and "they know who I am! They scurr!" If it were to happen to him
 
So the self-glossed "Ralphamale" is too much of a cravenly cowardly pussy bitchmade piece of shit to testify on his own behalf. Good to know.

Of course he'll be hollarin' anyhow. Hell, he might as well testify since you KNOW he won't be able to keep his mouth shut. Without counsel to repeatedly tell him to shut the fuck up I won't be at all surprised if he gets arrested.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he not only testifies, but lies on the stand and then smugly brags about it on Twitter that night.
That's MUCH more of a Ralphamale move that the little pussy bitch saying "AH AIN'T GONNA STAND UP FOR MAHSELF IN A COURT OF LAW THAT'S TRYIN' TA SILENCE MAH CONSTITUTIONAL RAHT TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK AH WANT!".

Sasd and pathetic. Like the Ralphamale.
 
oh, this made me smile. someone read a post that upset him again.

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he must still be bitter about finding a post describing the memorial that random strangers created online for his dead mother. he couldn't be bothered with a memorial, nor with the proper burial of his dead mother, but the a-lawgs could. it's a good thing that there was also a post that explained that he could contact those random strangers and ask to have his dead mother's memorial locked, which he apparently did. i hope that his dead mother's spirit is at peace now, in her ziplock bag and dented cardboard box ...

also, he pays for the privilege, so why doesn't he edit his tweets?
 
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Some DNS servers will not resolve Kiwifarms and will return a blocked notice, Cisco being one of them. It has been that way for a long time even before the Great Troon Meltdown of 2022.
 
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This guy can pay money for a blue checkmark, but can't pay child support.
That blue checkmark practically is a child to him. He values that twitter account as highly as a normal, functioning parent would value their child. It's his last remaining lifeline into the normie-sphere. I assume it breaks down in this order:
-Ralph
-Xannie's/Liquor/Weed
-Twitter account/Blue checkmark
-Porn
-Fuentes
-Vehicle
-Ralph
-Xander/Rozy

The Horse Bride doesn't make the list.
 
oh, this made me smile. someone read a post that upset him again.

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he must still be bitter about finding a post describing the memorial that random strangers created online for his dead mother. he couldn't be bothered with a memorial, nor with the proper burial of his dead mother, but the a-lawgs could. it's a good thing that there was also a post that explained that he could contact those random strangers and ask to have his dead mother's memorial locked, which he apparently did. i hope that his dead mother's spirit is at peace now, in her ziplock bag and dented cardboard box ...

also, he pays for the privilege, so why doesn't he edit his tweets?
The Gunt's xannie-ravaged brain doesn't seem to remember that he flew out FaiFai to his Mama's house, where the three of them lived.

We'll probably never know if Sandra ever tried to help FaiFai in any way or helped Ralph to try and run roughshod over her. I suspect and I'd like to believe that at worst she left things alone since she was pretty ill and her son had already shown himself to be a pretty reprehensible piece of shit where she was concerned in not driving her to her dialysis and not even diverting any of his alleged raking in major bucks to help her living standard.

But as far as not being involved, she was in the middle of it.

Lastly, this coming from the cowardly pussy that showed he practically only brings in his opponent's family in last year's one-on-one with Mr. Metokur, where he kept bringing Jade into it, is high comedy.

Ralph is bragging about being obnoxious on twitter. For some reason he felt the "world" should hear this about him, whether it's true or not. Ralph and society, aw shucks.
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FFS Ralph said "I like being a piece of shit" from that pool hall a couple of nights ago.
 
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