DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

I sure hope there is an actual part 2, but for some reason Phil did not take the hint that they were not on his side... Like at all. They brought Keem on and literally had a voicemail from Gundam's goofy sounding ass just roasting him over something that was already talked about (very briefly).

Phil, you really need to interact with people more dude. At the end where you were just giving little cock strokes before they went to the after show just made you look like a fucking grade schooler trying to hang out with the older kids.

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EmpGulcasa said:
Stolen from reddit, apparently our friend trying to talk the podcast people out of interviewing DSP. This guy is truly pathetic. Apologies if this is late.


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Shit I agree with him only he should've been telling DSP this. Side Scrollers want viewers and money, hey got both of those things in spades today. Dave got man handled.
 
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Freebird said:
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You can click anymore in this. And as long as you land on phil talking within a minute he's talking about the trolls and the haters. Truly all you need to know about the most hated guy on the internet. It's the haters fault hes hated. Nothing he could do. Did everything right.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Dave in safe space with North Korea chat

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Definitely won't send Craig a screenshot of his phone, says it "PUTS HIS FAMLEE IN DANGER".
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So he gets manhandled for 5 hours, exposed hard as a liar on multiple fronts, goes on his own stream to damage control and makes more money in an hour than he does on most gameplay streams.

Sorry folks but his wheelchairs are in wheelchairs for a reason.
 
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Thinking about it more...

Phil had been hyping up his "identity theft" thing for days, more and more stories (all of which fake) about trolls stealing THOUSANDS of dollars from him.

And Craig and Adam didn't even give him a chance to bring it up :story: :story: :story:

This was Phils secret weapon and despite mentioning it constantly they didn't give a fuck and didn't fall for it.

10/10 podcast, I wasn't expecting anything like this. GG.
 
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Mr. Brown said:
Thinking about it more...

Phil had been hyping up his "identity theft" thing for days, more and more stories (all of which fake) about trolls stealing THOUSANDS of dollars from him.

And Craig and Adam didn't even give him a chance to bring it up :story: :story: :story:

This was Phils secret weapon and despite mentioning it constantly they didn't give a fuck and didn't fall for it.

10/10 podcast, I wasn't expecting anything like this. GG.
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That bank account wasn't even his though. Somebody invented it to hurt DSP's family.
 
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Mr. Brown said:
Thinking about it more...

Phil had been hyping up his "identity theft" thing for days, more and more stories (all of which fake) about trolls stealing THOUSANDS of dollars from him.

And Craig and Adam didn't even give him a chance to bring it up :story: :story: :story:

This was Phils secret weapon and despite mentioning it constantly they didn't give a fuck and didn't fall for it.

10/10 podcast, I wasn't expecting anything like this. GG.
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It really shows just how unprepared Phil was for it. He walked straight into this still thinking he was about to get another quarter pounder and instead got 2 people with a functioning brain. He thought that all he'd need was a few rehearsed narratives and it immediately blew up in his face, especially when he had a spiel calling himself the "most prolific content creator" and was caught completely off guard by crigler calling it a delusion of grandeur. It was like he never noticed that Craig and Adam both asked for information prior to the podcast and just expected to bullshit his way to bigger and brighter things.
 
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FormerPro said:
If you're going to watch one part of interview, let it be Craig asking Phil for a screenshot of his WWE champions account.

Phil realising that if he were telling the truth this would be the easiest thing in the world so he's forced to pretend he's going to think it over, couldn't possibly do it today because he must confer with his wife, doesn't want to do it because he's been betrayed so many times before Et tu, Stuttering Craig?

A true masterclass of a man being caught bang to rights with no way out.
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He's had 2 chances to be believed. When it was first discovered and now. Anything after this is fake bullshit. What does the heifer have to do with showing his account that he has to block showing notifications on?
Shirō Ishii said:
Thanks Elon
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Musk a detractor confirmed. You can stop trying to get his attention now Phail.
Beverly Sutphin said:
During the Keem segment, I was honestly blown away by this.

Phil: "I don't like him (Keem) because I have a moral compass based off being a Roman Catholic. Also, that documentary (Keem) open up a lot of truth's about him."
Adam: "You are a complete hypocrite right now. You watched a detractor video on Keem, you claim everything in it is true, the same thing could be said about your detractor videos. You sound like a absolute hypocrite."
Phil: "...Well, there was mountains of evidence that showed...."
Adam: "There's mountains of evidence that says that WWE account is yours, but you say it's not."
Phil: "...."

There were times where I honestly thought Phil wanted to CRY and he did get emotional towards the end. His voice got lower, he tried to stand up to Keem when Keem came on, etc...and Phil tried to tower over him, but it felt like the confrontation that Phil has needed for a LONG time. That actions=consequences. Also, the segment were ItsAGundam came in, you could tell he was PISSED! He was pissed during the entire thing and used the whole "I'm being DDOS" as an excuse to gather his thoughts, because I know he wish he could North Korea their chat like he does his. I know seeing ALL of those detractors in there boiled his blood, which BTW, thank God for the ones that were in there. The gin is gonna flow heavy tonight!
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Holy crap I have to go watch this part now. I missed it live.
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Same takeaway for me. Phil is so far mentally gone and damaged due to sheltering himself that he can't comprehend how bad this looked for him. I see why he's doing reacts and addressing his older videos now... he's actually living in his own altered reality.

However, if he's still able to make a living online, nothing really changes so whatever.
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This is why he's retconning the whole thing on the copecast.
Hectic Heckler said:
Great news guys!
*snort*
I got equity financing on my house! Now I will never be able to outright own my own home!
*happy retarded child face*

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I was waiting for him to bust this out when they confronted him on his business plans and he said he had one but somehow they got sidetracked.
Lurker at the Threshold said:
To their credit, they didn't get around to his bullshit identity theft story anyway, so the stealing money stuff didn't even have a chance to come up.
As far as the 5k goes, he was trying insanely hard to deflect and muddy the waters on it, if they got down and dirty with it they would've been locked into it for hours and gotten absolutely nowhere. It's pretty obvious there's something there with how hard he was stonewalling it, so they probably thought that getting into Champions later would make putting two and two together easy.
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Phail forgot his narrative that the bank leaks was the stealing of the money that cost him $9k in stolen funds and 'thousands in attorney fees'.
Corpun said:
The thing that blew me away most in this interview was the tax/business expenses segment.

This dumbass admitted on stream that he thinks his mortgage is a business expense (Probably because muh ahffice is in the house), that he doesn't know how much he is actually spending or how much he is making, and that he doesn't care because it's his tax guys job. Even if I had a guy doing my fucking taxes I would be tracking what I am spending and how much I am making. He constantly deflected on his tax guy and would follow it up immediately with praise for him because HE KNEW he was talking like his tax guy is a lazy retard who doesn't know shit. Going back to his Project 7 lore about losing money on it due to props that never got used, Phil has no fucking clue about how to spend money appropriately for LITERALLY ANY VENTURE. He just sees shit and buys it, a literal child's mentality.

This guy allegedly has a business degree, holy shit. I actually want to see him open up his restaurant because he would run it into the ground right away.
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It only confirms for me that he is pulling an onision thinking the cpa would get in trouble and not him.
Derich 2nd of coomland said:
And what mystical medical and legal expenses has been going on for years to run the monthly expense $5K/month? I'm guessing that was the best lie Fuckface could come up with "on the fly" and hopefully start a pitty segment.
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He never addressed it. He obfuscated as normal.
Negative Toxic Loser said:
I sure hope there is an actual part 2, but for some reason Phil did not take the hint that they were not on his side... Like at all. They brought Keem on and literally had a voicemail from Gundam's goofy sounding ass just roasting him over something that was already talked about (very briefly).

Phil, you really need to interact with people more dude. At the end where you were just giving little cock strokes before they went to the after show just made you look like a fucking grade schooler trying to hang out with the older kids.

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Shit I agree with him only he should've been telling DSP this. Side Scrollers want viewers and money, hey got both of those things in spades today. Dave got man handled.
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There will not be a part 2. Phail saw they are doing research and will now do even more to corroborate what he said today and see he's lying (even though they were on to him).
Mr. Brown said:
Thinking about it more...

Phil had been hyping up his "identity theft" thing for days, more and more stories (all of which fake) about trolls stealing THOUSANDS of dollars from him.

And Craig and Adam didn't even give him a chance to bring it up :story: :story: :story:

This was Phils secret weapon and despite mentioning it constantly they didn't give a fuck and didn't fall for it.

10/10 podcast, I wasn't expecting anything like this. GG.
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You could see in their facial expressions from the beginning they didn't believe him.
SaidNoOneEver said:
That bank account wasn't even his though. Somebody invented it to hurt DSP's family.
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this new lie cracked me the fuck up. If it was made up, why did he have to contact all his financial institutions?
 
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Sheriff of CWCville said:
This was the climax of Phil’s life’s arc imo. It’s only downhill from here, he is completely unable to confront his delusions. Enjoy the ride boys
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Phil hit his zenith over a decade ago and its been going downhill ever since,although the calamity that this interview was for him just made the downhill slope a lot steeper.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
this new lie cracked me the fuck up. If it was made up, why did he have to contact all his financial institutions?
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Because that wasn't his bank account, but he did get his identity stolen at that exact same time! It's just weird that some of those charges are the exact same charges on his bank account!

Can't explain it, dude.
 
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Corpun said:
This guy allegedly has a business degree, holy shit. I actually want to see him open up his restaurant because he would run it into the ground right away.
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Phil opens a restaurant and runs it into the ground in 1 day. PP Burnell handkerchiefs become a collectors item worth millions. Marlin visited the restaurant and ends up selling the handkerchief for 1.4 million to Null. Marlin uses the money to buy guns, booze and drugs. Declares his property a independent country. Demands the USA hand DSP over to him for committing war crimes against his country. Biden in confusion takes Marlin as a credible threat and orders Phil to be sent over. Phil is now forced to stream for the rest of his days as Marlin screams and points a gun at him.
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