DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

Shitting on Keem again in the night stream. Timid as fuck when he's on stream with him with a bunch of "I don't remember what I said" and "I respect you immensely, sir" bullshit, but then tough talk when he's not around. Right on cue. Dave is such a piece of shit.

Khet was LITERALLY CRYING when Daniel Keem joined the Side Scrollers pahdcast today.
 
phil dropped new lore, a fake restraining order against the subaru man
if its not fake, we can find it.
Uhhh yeah. He took advantage of a vulnerable abused autistic woman and locked her in his house like a fucking dragon kidnapping a princess. That's the take away. He isn't captain save-a-ho. He's the Frieza after Vegeta gets defeated. The bigger bad guy.
 
What's up with these vague ass claims about medical issues btw? Look, I don't wanna goof on anybody getting raped by our fucked healthcare system or clown on anybody with health issues out of their control but is that not the most lame, bland ass excuse of all time? Doesn't he just have gout or whatever and has for years? Even wings said something along the lines of "I don't make half of what Phil makes and my wife has cancer and we are doing just fine". Like, isn't "health issues" the easiest get out of jail free card there is? The dude cannot explain his spending at all.
 
Shitting on Keem again in the night stream. Timid as fuck when he's on stream with him with a bunch of "I don't remember what I said" and "I respect you immensely, sir" bullshit, but then tough talk when he's not around. Right on cue. Dave is such a piece of shit.

Khet was LITERALLY CRYING when Daniel Keem joined the Side Scrollers pahdcast today.

My favorite bit from Keem today was when he was vocalizing how he possesses the skills to know what people want, and DSP Boogie and Wings do not. Not only is this just the truth, but the plainness of it and seeing DSP forced to acknowledge the truth in it was very satisfying.

🌈🌈🌈 but I actually think if anything happened today, Phil realized that his legacy is simply being a lolcow. That’s all people know him for now and it’s all anyone will remember of him, if they do remember him at all.
 
Phil mentioned

RECENT BEHIND THE SCENE MEDICAL COST
for Khet

Well guess what's happening in Washington over the last couple of months

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That's not the truth. If Phil worked hard his entire life, he would have never had a $100k/year job which like the top 15% of men earn. He'd probably be working some low-level job in a bank his entire life. He's not smart, talented or marketable in any way and has no connections other than his father who gave him the helicopter job.

Phil had to shut up because he cannot admit his weaknesses.
I think he shut more due to adam all but calling Phil a quitter. He just called the one "pahsitive" trait that sir moist once ascribed to Phil a lie and that was what stung.
One more because I see a lot of people saying they were fence riding him a bit too much. For fairness's sake Craig at least twice tried to level with DSP without straight out berating and accusing him of lying that it'd be in his best interests to just come clean with the thing and he'd feel better and people would be accepting and forgiving of his addiction in a tone that was unmistakably "you're lying, i know you're lying, you know you're lying, you're making yourself look bad on my show and I want to make you the hero here please just please stop being this fucking retarded" in tone.
People compared it to having 2 dads and it really feels like craig was doing the whole "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed" routine whenever Phil said something truly retarded. They left Phil so many opportunities to not make a complete arse of himself and yet he decided to run in head first.
What's up with these vague ass claims about medical issues btw? Look, I don't wanna goof on anybody getting raped by our fucked healthcare system or clown on anybody with health issues out of their control but is that not the most lame, bland ass excuse of all time? Doesn't he just have gout or whatever and has for years? Even wings said something along the lines of "I don't make half of what Phil makes and my wife has cancer and we are doing just fine". Like, isn't "health issues" the easiest get out of jail free card there is? The dude cannot explain his spending at all.
Don't think too much about it, you've already put more thought into it than Phil has ever done. He's simply trying to find something believable to blame his massive expenses on (5k business, 5k personal) without saying anything that would risk his tax or bankruptcy situations.
My favorite bit from Keem today was when he was vocalizing how he possesses the skills to know what people want, and DSP Boogie and Wings do not. Not only is this just the truth, but the plainness of it and seeing DSP forced to acknowledge the truth in it was very satisfying.

🌈🌈🌈 but I actually think if anything happened today, Phil realized that his legacy is simply being a lolcow. That’s all people know him for now and it’s all anyone will remember of him, if they do remember him at all.
He's known that his only legacy is that of a lolcow for ages, he's simply never been able to accept it. It's why he seems so pissy compared to people like wings or boogie, they've come to terms with that while Phil still deludes himself into thinking that he still has a shot at entering the big leagues. It's also why he gets pissy when no one's paying attention to him on stream, he hates being reminded that his "kahntehnt" is complete dogshit. The denial is the only thing keeping him going.
 
DSP is a developmentally disabled man. That's my takeaway from the interview. I think Craig and Adam and to some extent Keemstar could see it too after spending that long trying to get him to make sense.

Same takeaway for me. Phil is so far mentally gone and damaged due to sheltering himself that he can't comprehend how bad this looked for him. I see why he's doing reacts and addressing his older videos now... he's actually living in his own altered reality.

However, if he's still able to make a living online, nothing really changes so whatever.
The weirdest thing for all of this is that how often DSP sounded like Chris. Like the Kacey Father call, the same way Chris got roasted for think carrying milk was hard work, is the same way Phil got roasted for his absolutely asinine stories and excuses. And the weak throw backs and attempts to stand up for himself all just echoed in on each other.

Maybe thats why I liked this call so much, I love that Chris video, and this is that same level of schadenfreude.
 
Thinking about it more and rewatching parts of the interview and I think I actually hate Phil now. Before he just caused a mixture of pity and amusement in me. I've always been firmly anti-alog and I don't think Phil is some master manipulator but this has proven to me that he's a belligerent retard who's so afraid of success that he will lash out at everyone around him to self sabotage. Very sad.
 
Did DSP develop a crush while these men were anally raping him with no lube or what? This is bizarre behavior, idk if it’s coping or what?
I think Dave truly thinks he is working himself towards a reoccurring guest spot on the podcast to save the house business youtube channel.

This is why I think there will be a part 2, maybe not with detractors on, but he'll want a part 2.
 
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