🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MeltyTW]

Every time Ralph talks about the 'good guys' I want to call him a retard for thinking this is a fight between good and evil, then I remember that faggots like esoshaggy and christorian x exist who act like it's just that.
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well tbf esoshaggy is just earjuice trying to get back at people who bullied him and his whore egf. really at this point the sektur is just people sock puppetting at each other pretending to be ralph fans when almost all those are gone

God I hope Ralph loses visitation tomorrow. He's been so fucking cocky about seeing his son for the second time, its clearly not about him and about upsetting the Vickers.

ralph losing visitation would just be a relief to him. i hope the court rules faith and xander are ralphs legal requirements to pamper and shelter so he has two crying babies and two nags.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

“Now that Ralph is stably married and has an income in excess of $200k he is required to house Xander for 2 days a month. In California.”

 

[MeltyTW]

“Now that Ralph is stably married and has an income in excess of $200k he is required to house Xander for 2 days a month. In California.”

YER HAWNAHFUL PLZ JUS KYLL MAH! ANYTHIN BAH SEYIN MAH SUN! AHLL DEW ANYTHIN ELS JUS GIBS MAH THA DERTH PEYNALTI!

 

[Die For Me!]

Every time Ralph talks about the 'good guys' I want to call him a retard for thinking this is a fight between good and evil, then I remember that faggots like esoshaggy and christorian x exist who act like it's just that.
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For those unaware, this Rush Pabst guy is an a-log radicalized by Vicker's inner circle into tipping the cow IRL, he has been alluding to confronting Ralph for the past week and a half now, even hinting hes in Merida, and with the latest tweets by Pabst, Ralphs been getting extremely paranoid:

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He has also apparently found the stripper who Ralph was seen with a month or so ago and is planning on interviewing her:

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He's constantly tweeting strange tweets and posting hints about what he's doing next and shit, probably something to keep an eye on.

 

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Every time Ralph talks about the 'good guys' I want to call him a retard for thinking this is a fight between good and evil, then I remember that faggots like esoshaggy and christorian x exist who act like it's just that.
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I sort of understand this way of thinking. In a metaphysical sense, everything is ultimately a battle between good and evil.
But metaphysics are gay nerd shit for bored midwits who need to touch grass.
There are no good people in the sektur. Just people with varying degrees of shit on themselves.
Does Esoteric Shaggyism really morality post like that? I've more experience with Mormon Shaggy and that dude more closely resembles this description.

really at this point the sektur is just people sock puppetting at each other pretending to be ralph fans when almost all those are gone

It's a unique lolcow environment where the meta drama is frequently much more entertaining than the drama creator we've circled around.
I think the DSP community is like that as well? Idk, never got the appeal of watching a dork be bad at vidya. But I guess if you reduced Ralph to "fat angy drunk who yells" it'd be easy to dismiss everything going on here.

 

[MeltyTW]

It's a unique lolcow environment where the meta drama is frequently much more entertaining than the drama creator we've circled around.
I think the DSP community is like that as well? Idk, never got the appeal of watching a dork be bad at vidya. But I guess if you reduced Ralph to "fat angy drunk who yells" it'd be easy to dismiss everything going on here.

the gunt stuff is blighted with failed ecelebs and ecelebs socking to control the narrative but i think there is at least of core of honest freakshow watchers and honest psychos. idk what the hell happened with dsp or why so many people want him dead, you can say im biased but ive had positive interactions with dsp i just havent with ralph. ralph is just grotesque on all levels

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

People seem genuinely angry DSP exists probably from a twisted form of jelly

People only seem to get MATI at Ralph when they remember Rozy

Then again people a-log chantal so who knows - probably jelly of

 

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the gunt stuff is blighted with failed ecelebs and ecelebs socking to control the narrative but i think there is at least of core of honest freakshow watchers and honest psychos. idk what the hell happened with dsp or why so many people want him dead, you can say im biased but ive had positive interactions with dsp i just havent with ralph. ralph is just grotesque on all levels

I genuinely don't understand the DSP thing and no one has ever had a satisfactory explanation. The Gunt is probably just so over the top that regular fat dummies don't hit the same anymore.
Naw, I'm sure you're right that there's some decent, fairly normal people out there who are regular viewers. I just don't think one is "in the sektur" until a certain point. I don't know what exactly defines that for me but one has to rather aggressively insert themselves into the drama to the point that "mere spectator" is no longer apt

 

[ChadBrazilian]

well tbf esoshaggy is just earjuice trying to get back at people who bullied him and his whore egf.

Wait, I thought he was just a AF member. Who is this guy?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Wait, I thought he was just a AF member. Who is actually this guy?

A faggot.

 

[JustStopDude]

I genuinely don't understand the DSP thing and no one has ever had a satisfactory explanation.

I've always figured it was a gamergate kind of think. Whatever it is, you start adding adults obsessed with video games, it's going to be retarded.

 

[MeltyTW]

Wait, I thought he was just a AF member. Who is this guy?

think is earjuice, former ralph alog. angry at the council and at ppp and godwinson etc for bullying him under that old name. even if its not him specifically he started in the earjuice council sphere before touching ralph in any case so thatd still apply. i dont think hes a legit af member or a guntguard at all. he doesnt react like one who wants to or does believe ralph. if you ask him "hey why not pay ralph" he doesnt justify not paying ralph because hes aware enough to know thats a minefield and piggy wont like you justifying not paying him for yourself or anyone who might think its ok for them too, so he blocks to not have to pay ralph or answer one way or the other.

I genuinely don't understand the DSP thing and no one has ever had a satisfactory explanation. The Gunt is probably just so over the top that regular fat dummies don't hit the same anymore.
Naw, I'm sure you're right that there's some decent, fairly normal people out there who are regular viewers. I just don't think one is "in the sektur" until a certain point. I don't know what exactly defines that for me but one has to rather aggressively insert themselves into the drama to the point that "mere spectator" is no longer apt

i get the people who like "dsp tries it" and shit like that and bullying him for blaming kojima on his ineptitude but i dont get the people who want to fuck him on taxes or whatever or are upset that life "unfairly helps him chug along" to me hes more idk a dopey snail or something who might not deserve to live in the sense he makes dumb darwin awarding winning choices but him surviving to me isnt this big moral fuck up on the hands of the cosmos or whatever i just see it as someone getting the break everyone probably should from life frankly.

 

[Telemeter]

I genuinely don't understand the DSP thing and no one has ever had a satisfactory explanation.

There is not much to understand about DSP. He is a beggar, and its fun to make fun of beggars, that's it.

Had he been born in a 3rd world country he would be one of those guys you meet at a bus stop who gives you a sad story about needing to pay some or other bill, or need to buy a bus ticket back home or whatever, and then the next day he's still there and gives you the same story, and you go "wtf dude", and he just shrugs and starts giving the same story to the guy next to you, and then the next day you see him again and he gives you the same story again.

And then you realize that that's their life, they are just lazy and have no dignity or motivation to do anything else, because they usually make more money than a factory worker off of tourists.

DSP is exactly that, only on the internet, so its easier to make fun of him. He is also probably the most successful beggar in human history, and has a lot of whales that pay him just to make his aylawgs mad on KF (like 50% of the DSP forum is people seething about how much money he makes), so there's that.

 

[AnOminous]

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@Null FIX THIS for our boy. He already has to taper off drugs and drinks to see his son, being off KF is too much!

And he's literally too much of a retard to even have a VPN.

There can be no W's for a man with a whore daughter.

Imagine having a half-human half-pig hybrid as a grandson.

 

[WutangLee]

People seem genuinely angry DSP exists probably from a twisted form of jelly

People only seem to get MATI at Ralph when they remember Rozy

Then again people a-log chantal so who knows - probably jelly of
ak everyone probably should from life frankly.

DSP is simply a lolcow grandfathered in from 2013. DSP gets hate because he's just of his e-begging, bad at videogames, makes excuses and cheats on his taxes. He's very tame by modern standards, in fact the Kojima World Order/ Sons of Kojima ended up being far more deranged than DSP.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

DSP is simply a lolcow grandfathered in from 2013. DSP gets hate because he's just of his e-begging, bad at videogames, makes excuses and cheats on his taxes. He's very tame by modern standards, in fact the Kojima World Order/ Sons of Kojima ended up being far more deranged than DSP.

Don't forget his 6 figure addiction to a gacha game that revolves around jpegs of half naked muscle men. WWE Champions is DSP's Xanax.

 

[AnOminous]

DSP is exactly that, only on the internet, so its easier to make fun of him. He is also probably the most successful beggar in human history, and has a lot of whales that pay him just to make his aylawgs mad on KF (like 50% of the DSP forum is people seething about how much money he makes), so there's that.

And then you remember all the tens of thousands of dollars of debt he weaseled out of with bankruptcy fraud got him nothing but a bunch of jpgs of oiled up nude wrestler dudes. He has literally blown six figures on the most pathetic gacha game in existence.

I genuinely don't understand the DSP thing and no one has ever had a satisfactory explanation. The Gunt is probably just so over the top that regular fat dummies don't hit the same anymore.

DSP is a dick but he isn't a wigger rapist who abuses kids so he's automatically head and shoulders above the worthless subhuman garbage that is Gunt.

 

[(┛◉Д◉)┛彡💩]

There is not much to understand about DSP. He is a beggar, and its fun to make fun of beggars, that's it.

Had he been born in a 3rd world country he would be one of those guys you meet at a bus stop who gives you a sad story about needing to pay some or other bill, or need to buy a bus ticket back home or whatever, and then the next day he's still there and gives you the same story, and you go "wtf dude", and he just shrugs and starts giving the same story to the guy next to you, and then the next day you see him again and he gives you the same story again.

And then you realize that that's their life, they are just lazy and have no dignity or motivation to do anything else, because they usually make more money than a factory worker off of tourists.

DSP is exactly that, only on the internet, so its easier to make fun of him. He is also probably the most successful beggar in human history, and has a lot of whales that pay him just to make his aylawgs mad on KF (like 50% of the DSP forum is people seething about how much money he makes), so there's that.

>fun to make fun of beggars
This is the type of mentality that makes frat boys chuck beer bottles at dudes holding a sign on a corner, innit?
I think there's some sort of malicious component I'm missing or something.

I just don't find anything about him or the lore compelling, especially not enough to a-log. With someone like Ralph or really any of the major orbiters, there's a litany of sins you can point to as valid reasons/excuses you'd have to want to fuck with him.

But with DSP the story never goes past "he's a fat pussy who sucks at vidya and begs for money. Also he sometimes laughs like ack ack! Ack ack, can you believe it? What a fucking prick I hope the IRS, big bubba, huhuhuh, etc".

Idk, I just want a cow to be able to fight back against it's trolls. If your op-sec is shit, Ralph will fuck with you back, probably in a more extreme way than what set him off. The thrill of trickling salt onto a snail vs thwacking a Bengal benzo tiger in the balls.

 

[WutangLee]

It's accepted by now that DSP, Wings, and to a lesser extent LowTierGod are far less malicious than their trolls/detractors. All they do is suck at videogames. Their trolls try to get into people's financials and extort other people. It's real nasty shit. It's not funny in some cases. Null even did a stream on how crazy Wing's trolls were.

And then you remember all the tens of thousands of dollars of debt he weaseled out of with bankruptcy fraud got him nothing but a bunch of jpgs of oiled up nude wrestler dudes. He has literally blown six figures on the most pathetic gacha game in existence.

DSP is a dick but he isn't a wigger rapist who abuses kids so he's automatically head and shoulders above the worthless subhuman garbage that is Gunt.

DSP is an anomaly over how his mundane life can be so interesting. His Gacha shit is fascinating. Getting caught jerking on twitch was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. There is genuine magic to it. Girl streamers have gotten the axe for far less than what DSP did on twitch, but not only did DSP not get banned, he exploded in popularity just so people can make fun of him. I think it's because DSP is safe to make fun of. He's PG13 as far as LOLCOWs go. He's baby aylawgs first lolcow. Even Metokur has like 8 hours of just watching DSP clips.

 

[AnOminous]

But with DSP the story never goes past "he's a fat pussy who sucks at vidya and begs for money. Also he sometimes laughs like ack ack! Ack ack, can you believe it? What a fucking prick I hope the IRS, big bubba, huhuhuh, etc".

Also he jerks off on stream. And routinely does shit like claim he's begging for money for taxes when it's really to buy pictures of sweaty nude dudes. Most of what he does is funny instead of abhorrent though. Gunt is a disgusting freakshow.