🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MeltyTW]

That blue checkmark practically is a child to him. He values that twitter account as highly as a normal, functioning parent would value their child. It's his last remaining lifeline into the normie-sphere. I assume it breaks down in this order:
-Ralph
-Xannie's/Liquor/Weed
-Twitter account/Blue checkmark
-Porn
-Fuentes
-Vehicle
-Ralph
-Xander/Rozy

The Horse Bride doesn't make the list.

It's not even a legacy check though

 

[Garth]

It's not even a legacy check though

Of course not. Ralph is white trash, so he has to settle for the Dollar General version.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Ralph is bragging about being obnoxious on twitter. For some reason he felt the "world" should hear this about him, whether it's true or not. Ralph and society, aw shucks.
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Ralph took the line "Be the american the World thinks you are" The wrong way.

 

[Archie Bunker]

Retweets from Ralph
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Reminder to keep an eye on his and May’s Twitter likes in addition to their retweets.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph is bragging about being obnoxious on twitter. For some reason he felt the "world" should hear this about him, whether it's true or not. Ralph and society, aw shucks.
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This is delightfully delusional.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Ralph is bragging about being obnoxious on twitter. For some reason he felt the "world" should hear this about him, whether it's true or not. Ralph and society, aw shucks.
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Ralph took the line "Be the american the World thinks you are" The wrong way.

holy shit this exchange really really has some of that "seething person gets insulted and says nothing IRL and then goes and ragepigs online"

I can't find the meme but you can rework it where the black dude asks him to put his shit in the bin and he just complies and later ragepigs to the horse about how badass he was

i like how over five minutes the horse couldn't even be arsed to say "oh? wow" or something

 

[AltisticRight]

How is a website being blocked tweet worthy? We live in your walls.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How is a website being blocked tweet worthy? We live in your walls.

a few hours of KF withdrawals is almost as deadly as zanny withdrawals to the MODERN RALPHAMAIL™

 

[JustStopDude]

So this legal thing is in California...why isn't it immediately just sent off to Judge Judy?

I mean it's just two white trash people chomping out at each other. Why waste real court time?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

@Don'tAnalizeMeBro! I don’t want to take up for Ralph’s Momma, but I was under the impression that while Ralph was filming vulnerable teen porn, his Momma was lying in the other room too sick to do much of anything by that point, basically forced to listen to her Ralph order a runaway teen girl to ‘cum on my cock’ while thumbing her butt. In any case I’m sure it chipped away at Sandra’s will to live.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I don't even know what he is supposed to testify for. I think it's the contempt case from the diary incident but I could be totally wrong. I'm not sure what else he'd be so scared about. This time Gunt is really scare!
More retweets from Ralph
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WARNING! WARNING! Man had porn hub account!
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I'm not taking a position on whether or not the swinging profile did belong to the Vickers, but isn't the entire point that the information on the account could be changed so that it looked like it was the Vickers. The fact a Porn Hub account exists with the same name has no bearing on this at all?
Also, as others have stated - the Vickers were allegedly looking for additional women to sleep with them, which is *checks notes* what Ralph pays for.

 

[AltisticRight]

Isn't this old stuff? It was found with that cousin rape court case thing 2 years ago. I could be wrong but I also wouldn't be surprised if this couple has the Rekieta inclination. They tick all the boxes.

Hey babe!

 

[Freeman]

Every time Ralph talks about the 'good guys' I want to call him a retard for thinking this is a fight between good and evil, then I remember that faggots like esoshaggy and christorian x exist who act like it's just that.

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "People’s literally trying to stalk my wife w…

archived 16 Mar 2023 23:13:51 UTC

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[Elmo]

I am starting to give serious consideration that Ralph is not in fact suicidal, but this is a fetish.

I am starting to give serious consideration that Ralph is in fact a retard, and also very fat.

It's not even a legacy check though

Second checkmark, second baby, upcoming second divorce.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is bragging about being obnoxious on twitter. For some reason he felt the "world" should hear this about him, whether it's true or not. Ralph and society, aw shucks.
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Ralph can only talk shit. Good honest people just trying to do their jobs or make it through commutes just want to get on with their lives because a 5’1 loud loser who’s twice as wide as he’s tall isn’t worth having to deal with law enforcement after he’s laying in the floor with his eye socket rearranged again. It’s amazing how Ralph survives by the thin veneer of legality alone.

Null was right Ralph could only live in todays western societies. Any other time or place where his behavior isn’t tolerated, where something like honor and manners matter he’d be torn apart. Yet he’s insisting on continuing to push the boundaries as a fat rage hog to soothe his otherwise impotent ego.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

holy shit this exchange really really has some of that "seething person gets insulted and says nothing IRL and then goes and ragepigs online"

i like how pantsu didn't reply at all.

 

[Garth]

i like how pantsu didn't reply at all.

I'll lend the horse one sympathy: it's difficult dealing with two balling babies at once.

 

[snootsnootsnoot]

Monterey California is within day-driving distance to Sacramento. There's the distinct possibility Ralph didn't notice the extra R and did not realize Monterrey, Mexico is also a place. I don't think someone could be that stupid but Ethan has continually found new & exciting ways to lower the bar.

There's precedent for people adjacent to Ralph to be that stupid.

 

[RodgerDodger]

he's gonna testify ain't he? he's gonna get worked up and rush the bench and demand his right to testify I can just feel it now

also fun fact for no reason (link)
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gov't throwin' some shade lol

Yer Damn Right Ah Ordered da Code Red! Ah stand here on this wall of stupidity autism and substance abuse to make all of the rest of you look better by comparison. Ya’ll need me! It’s important and shit!… wut wuz I saying?”

 

[Polyboros2]

Every time Ralph talks about the 'good guys' I want to call him a retard for thinking this is a fight between good and evil, then I remember that faggots like esoshaggy and christorian x exist who act like it's just that.
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "People’s literally trying to stalk my wife w…

archived 16 Mar 2023 23:13:51 UTC

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God I hope Ralph loses visitation tomorrow. He's been so fucking cocky about seeing his son for the second time, its clearly not about him and about upsetting the Vickers.