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...like the stuff on his t-spring store?
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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...like the stuff on his t-spring store?
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Would be funny if the artist was Mandy K.
Literally chewing with the noodles hanging out of his mouth, letting excess slop back to the bowl & repeat. Never heard of twirling onto fork I guess. Revolting way of eating on video.
Also, is he sick with a cold or something? He wiped his nose on his sleeve or hand 4 x. What is going on? Get a tissue, duck off cam or better yet stop filming while just sniffling & bitching.
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Well Mandy_K, Camelot331 would tell you to put a gun in your mouth with the safety on and pull trigger as hard as you possibly can and then quit your job at Gamestop, get a job at Walmart until your Youtube career takes off, and then start "clappin' ass" on Tinder and Bumble with a new person "every day" in addition to heavy drinking. That's what he says worked for him.
I have my doubts.
If Mandy_K actually wants help (and it isn't a bid for attention) then she should get offline and talk to a real person as a start. Also, recommend she keep wearing underwear, not sell them online, and stop posting lewds for Nick and his chat. The way that Nick and co. encourage degrading behavior makes it possible that their advice is partially given to keep her from gaining enough self-respect to leave the group. If she's kept compliant and degraded, she will be easier to influence (similar tactics used by cults).
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He may be thinking he can somehow whittle down his former audience slash detractors to be insignificant enough so that the lower IQ ones that are more willing to sit through literal nonsense take up a vast majority of viewership. Then he recovers his numbers quietly. He's hinted as much since he's clearly lumping the two categories together (former audience & detractors) in this recent video. Theoretically the "new" audience are people who will question nothing, so therefore are not prudes, are likely to be louder (see chatlogs) and thus this creates the potential to drown out future detractors and make room for a new fertile source for paypigs to fuel a nice income. Therefore, it's reasonable to assume from this he may even think it is in his interest to carpet bomb the old audience so to speak as to make room for the newer more naive one... just a random guess.
Mister Dongs
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Coomelot worked a dead-end job at Gamestop for 10 years yet tweets about cargo trailers being stolen off his acreage.
Do regular Gamestop employees need 30 foot trailers to haul the produce from their farmlands?
Spoiler: He's another underachieving trust fund kid. Who knows, if it wasn't for youtube he might have gone into local law in his early 30s for lack of something better to do.
No wonder Rekeita has such an attachment to the guy, he's basically a balldo mini-me.
Do regular Gamestop employees need 30 foot trailers to haul the produce from their farmlands?
Spoiler: He's another underachieving trust fund kid. Who knows, if it wasn't for youtube he might have gone into local law in his early 30s for lack of something better to do.
No wonder Rekeita has such an attachment to the guy, he's basically a balldo mini-me.
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Posting my archive backlog for now for people to search. I do not have the time to search through it all now, but maybe some of you do.
Included in this is his sperg-out stream at haters, the stream after this where he 'pwnd' them, and his post GSG shill stream.
I suggest searching for interesting keywords you see pop up often.
You can copy-paste cells directly into the post box like I do.
I also suggest you search for the following people's posts:
I will try to circle back, but no promises.
Included in this is his sperg-out stream at haters, the stream after this where he 'pwnd' them, and his post GSG shill stream.
I suggest searching for interesting keywords you see pop up often.
You can copy-paste cells directly into the post box like I do.
I also suggest you search for the following people's posts:
| Still-Life |
| Sally78 |
| Carimachet |
| MrStirfry99 |
| Arttheclown |
| EgalitarianBtch |
| RekeitaLaw |
I will try to circle back, but no promises.
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I'm not sure where you got that idea from, he crowd funded a racecar and idk how he got the trailer off the top of my head but I think he said he had saved for it for a year or two, to my shame I do listen to some of his shows, he reminds me of some of my trailer park type friends growing up lol
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He looks like he had the drag (racing obviously) makeup and lipstick fucked off his face right before this.
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My god he talks like a muppet with the face of a ventriloquist dummy. Distractingly gross voice and cheekbones, I tolerated about a minute of that shit. Sounds like a pre-op Liz Fong Dong. I now have psychosomatic phlegm, fuck you for that Coomalot you stupid looking manlet.
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lolcows_townwatch
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There's a guy in Coomelot's channel that donates hundreds every time he's on, only to get him to a goal to take his shirt off for "naked snake" and drink vodka infused milk
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It's been so bizarre to watch Nick from afar all these years.
I have never been a viewer of Rekieta, but I used to watch The Dick Show (lol) and I remember his rise to fame.
He started off as a TDS fan who just so happened to be a lawyer and wanted to explain the Maddox lolsuit to the dickheads.
He seemed to be an all around cool dude and I would sometimes watch a few of his lolsuit breakdown streams.
Eventually I stopped watching The Dick Show (because it's horrible) and I forgot all about Rekieta for a time.
Then I started seeing him pop up around Null and I thought "good for that dude, he's earned his success."
It was mind-blowing to see how large of an audience he had obtained during the Rittenhouse trial as well. I was kinda proud to see how far he'd come.
I remember people were joking about that thing where he was photographed being stepped on by women at a convention.
A lot of people were giving him shit for it, but I thought they were going a little too far since it was obviously just a joke.
Then out of nowhere I find out that Rekieta is a literal cuckold and his streams have become podcasts where he talks about something called a "balldo" all day.
He did a total 180 and went full retard with no warning. I thought he was perfectly sane this whole time but I guess he wasn't.
Nowadays I watch clips of him on the elissa clips channel where he spergs out and seethes about the farms 24/7.
It's been pretty surreal to watch his rise and fall over this time, when I never really paid much attention to him overall.
It's like this whole B-story that I've been vaguely aware of for awhile but just never got into it.
I have never been a viewer of Rekieta, but I used to watch The Dick Show (lol) and I remember his rise to fame.
He started off as a TDS fan who just so happened to be a lawyer and wanted to explain the Maddox lolsuit to the dickheads.
He seemed to be an all around cool dude and I would sometimes watch a few of his lolsuit breakdown streams.
Eventually I stopped watching The Dick Show (because it's horrible) and I forgot all about Rekieta for a time.
Then I started seeing him pop up around Null and I thought "good for that dude, he's earned his success."
It was mind-blowing to see how large of an audience he had obtained during the Rittenhouse trial as well. I was kinda proud to see how far he'd come.
I remember people were joking about that thing where he was photographed being stepped on by women at a convention.
A lot of people were giving him shit for it, but I thought they were going a little too far since it was obviously just a joke.
Then out of nowhere I find out that Rekieta is a literal cuckold and his streams have become podcasts where he talks about something called a "balldo" all day.
He did a total 180 and went full retard with no warning. I thought he was perfectly sane this whole time but I guess he wasn't.
Nowadays I watch clips of him on the elissa clips channel where he spergs out and seethes about the farms 24/7.
It's been pretty surreal to watch his rise and fall over this time, when I never really paid much attention to him overall.
It's like this whole B-story that I've been vaguely aware of for awhile but just never got into it.
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How one eats can indicate your class and the respect you have for those you‘re dining with....or the same for those tasked with the service of the meal you consume. Nick clearly possesses no class or respect.
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Well. One thing to correct on Camelot's divorce story. He was married to her for perhaps one year. They were married in 2015 and divorced in 2016. Its not exactly the eternal love story that he tries to portray.
His fast-talking about walmart is interesting. He claims he was hired as a "district manager" at Walmart "that was contracted out by Walmart. At the time they were not owned by Walmart, but eventually they were". Which all seems to say he was never really a district manager at Walmart.
His story about leaving gamestop is contradicted by other stories that have him quitting on the way to being fired.
As far as his social life, in his videos over time he either portrays himself as ultimate stud nailing women left and right. Or as the lonely working class everyman who has no friends whatsoever except those he has found through his youtube videos. He tends to become whatever he needs to be to sell whatever he is selling at the moment. He used to like to cry online alot.
At some point, he bought a NASCAR racing dodge charger from the mid-2000s. I suspect it was this car. So he probably paid about 30k for it.
He took the car out and tried to race it. And he put it right into the wall causing minor body damage. Certainly a bonding moment for him and Nick. Neither can drive.
He then set up a gofundme which raised $11,660 to fix that front fender. Quite a bit more than the actual repairs would have cost. And over 1/3rd of the entire price of the car he probably paid.
Another note about him is that the "331" he uses in his channel names is the Marine MOS (job code) for a machine gunner. I would guess that he uses it in his screen names to create the impression that might have been a marine even though he never was in the military.
He has been linked on occasion to some THOT who calls herself "Tiny Badger". They supposedly lived together at one time and may still live together for all I could figure out. This is a heartfelt video where she talks about his junk and his ass.
His fast-talking about walmart is interesting. He claims he was hired as a "district manager" at Walmart "that was contracted out by Walmart. At the time they were not owned by Walmart, but eventually they were". Which all seems to say he was never really a district manager at Walmart.
His story about leaving gamestop is contradicted by other stories that have him quitting on the way to being fired.
As far as his social life, in his videos over time he either portrays himself as ultimate stud nailing women left and right. Or as the lonely working class everyman who has no friends whatsoever except those he has found through his youtube videos. He tends to become whatever he needs to be to sell whatever he is selling at the moment. He used to like to cry online alot.
At some point, he bought a NASCAR racing dodge charger from the mid-2000s. I suspect it was this car. So he probably paid about 30k for it.
He took the car out and tried to race it. And he put it right into the wall causing minor body damage. Certainly a bonding moment for him and Nick. Neither can drive.
He then set up a gofundme which raised $11,660 to fix that front fender. Quite a bit more than the actual repairs would have cost. And over 1/3rd of the entire price of the car he probably paid.
Another note about him is that the "331" he uses in his channel names is the Marine MOS (job code) for a machine gunner. I would guess that he uses it in his screen names to create the impression that might have been a marine even though he never was in the military.
He has been linked on occasion to some THOT who calls herself "Tiny Badger". They supposedly lived together at one time and may still live together for all I could figure out. This is a heartfelt video where she talks about his junk and his ass.
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What a lying sack of shit. Who does this drunken clown think he's fooling?
This disgusting fucking pig can't wait five minutes to ram food down his foul gullet like a goddamn animal?
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Pudding Night
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I have never understood why he overthought this 5k gift. It could have been so easy and been taken care of 6 months ago, when he first started talking about it. Just take his existing logo and laser etch it on a whiskey glass. It would have been so on-brand for him. And something, I would assume, his audience would have really appreciated.
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I've never seen a man with fingernails that well manicured. I've also never seen a giant skin tag with zerg creep all over it.
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I actually noticed the nails as well, do these ladies not know that lightning doesn’t constantly strike our cocks when we sleep on our backs? There is no other explanation for how they think this is passing.
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That's definitely a very "parochial" way of looking at these things, as you put it earlier. If there are any lessons to be learned from sites like the one we're on right now, it's that no one's ever as innocent as they'd have you believe they are and that most people in their natural state aren't creatures of rationality or virtue. I'd even consider the idea that she needs a clear or coherent reason to cheat or that she only started when he got into livestreaming more to be incredibly naive.
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Exactly why Nick doing things like this is so crazy. He knows this is rude behavior. It isn’t likely this is how he would eat while, say, dining out with his parents. It’s almost like this is some sort of affectation to show how little he cares. Probably just being a drunk slob though. The way he grips the fork in his whole fist like a toddler unused to utensils is especially bizarre.
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