Escape From New York: Louis Rossmann Edition - Hopefully he does not make Texas a bughive

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Jokes aside, you can forgive people, but I wish there was some funny way of getting revenge on the system and its bureaucracy, if legal and financial compensation isn't on the table.

How does somebody screw with the DMV/DMV-employee?

I don't think it's possible mate. You see the shit in the UK (which is basically an entire society ran by DMV employees) and any action you make replaces one DMV employee with another.

One can try to go Jan 6 on them, but that definitely doesn't work. Any less extreme or more local is just ignored.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I hope we get a Killdozer 2 moment from Rossman, which you all remember had no fatalities and only lots of property damage to those that wronged Mr. Dozer. There was the self deletion, but in my imagined scenario Louis just fucks of back to Texas with the feeling of peace and contentment.

Rossman's specialty is electronics, so I'm expecting more sophisticated electro magnetic attacks. Maybe he's wearing an electro magnetic bullet deflecting suit, like some kind of discount Magneto as he's walking by financial servers farms and wiping out debts of all New York residents and businesses.

Jokes aside, you can forgive people, but I wish there was some funny way of getting revenge on the system and its bureaucracy, if legal and financial compensation isn't on the table.

His Killdozer will be hacking every HP printer to use aftermarket cartridges and exceed the page limit- he's seriously been a God send for me since I have to pick out a new printer for my old man- Brother baby!

 

[Markass the Worst]

In this video, Louis wants people to archive the anti-repair commercial funded by major automakers like Ford and GM, because it's been scrubbed from the Internet otherwise.

As a member of one of the most notorious archiving sites on the Internet, I am proud to archive it here.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Louis should tread carefully down the path of revenge. It can lead to Lolcowism if not careful.

 

[Smar Mijou]

I still have my doubts that LR would put his reputation on the line to join the KF, at least publicly, given the reputation here. But on the whole he's always seemed to come across as someone who's somewhat like-minded with the general hivemind here. Not necessarily the more "problematic" areas of thought, but along the lines of anti-woke, anti-government, and anti-corporate mentality streak that tends to run strong here. I also noticed that in the past few years that he seemed to be getting more neurotic and drifting closer to lolcow territory, but given what we know now of all of the stresses from the NYC beurocratic incompetence that seems downright targeted and malicious, on top of the usual stresses of running a business and relationship issues, plus who knows what else that he hasn't shared in his videos... can we really blame him at this point?

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

I still have my doubts that LR would put his reputation on the line to join the KF

Too late

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

If @Null doesn't give Louis his verified tag, he's gay. We wouldn't want to have a gay Catholic, now do we Josh?

I'm waiting.

 

[Felis Meanis]

Why is the skin on your asshole any less worthy? Especially given that there is potential for skin touching, rubbing, chafing. It's just so uncomfortable. I realized this back in 2nd grade or so and immediately adjusted.

Now I absolutely need to know how you adjusted to the ordeal whilst in school? Did you disgruntledly yield to the enemy by accepting the terror of toiletpaper, did you refrain from taking a shit when in school altogether, or did you painstakingly hoist yourself up on the sink of the public toilet after you had done the deed, and let the water flowing from the faucet to graciously clean your anus of any fecal matter?

The community surrounding the right to repair need answers.

 

[Passacaille]

Now I absolutely need to know how you adjusted to the ordeal whilst in school? Did you disgruntledly yield to the enemy by accepting the terror of toiletpaper, did you refrain from taking a shit when in school altogether, or did you painstakingly hoist yourself up on the sink of the public toilet after you had done the deed, and let the water flowing from the faucet to graciously clean your anus of any fecal matter?

The community surrounding the right to repair need answers.

Armed with plastic drinking straws, duct tape, and a souped-up pump from an old coffee maker, young Rossmann Macgyvered a modular portable bidet that he could attach to any western style toilet. He know then that he had only two paths he could go in his life: A career as a plumber, to deal with literal shit for the rest of his life, or as an electrician, who would not have to deal with that. Too bad he didn't know the shit he'd end up dealing with would be of the metaphorical and bureaucratic kind instead.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

I just want to say I appreciated this thumbnail:

 

[NikeAdidasKimPark]

I just want to say I appreciated this thumbnail:

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https://www.youtube.com/@sherlockmaverick/

This is the guy who makes them i think. Louis doesn't seem to be crediting him, but he(linked channel) once replied to my YT comment praising a thumbnail. It could be some rando replying to me but the channel has thumbnails in a similar style to Rossmann's.

 

[Subaru Impreza WRC]

I really like Louis, you can tell he's a high IQ person and I share the same disdain he has for big tech (although for different reasons, I'm a free software extremist). That being said he's still very bluepilled when it comes to certain topics.

Spoiler: Political sperging ahead

He makes tons of videos about how much of an absolute shithole NYC is (42% white population) where crime and theft is rampant (even his business gets broken into), then moves to 92% white homogenous New Hampshire and suddenly society is high trust and safe, and he can't acknowledge why that is the case beside muh NYC corrupt liberal administrators. His liberal stance on the treatment of the homeless is also nonsensical, mein nigga how can you not see that they're a direct reason why the city itself is an unlivable shithole. But let's get mad at anti-homeless benches because God forbid a town dweller would want to sit down on a bench that isn't drenched in homeless piss and shit and littered with used drug needles. Noo the solution is to give more money for dem homeless programs that will surely fix the problem one day, just like how LA and Portland is succeeding.
What I've learned is that people always want to live in a safe and high-trust city without ever acknowledging what makes a city like that because it'd be evil and outside of the overton window of socially acceptable views. They act on their subconscious impulses in seeking out majority white cities and then rationalize away their seemingly racist decisions with retarded arguments (it's socio-economic factors!). Notice these people never move to Baltimore or Detroit ever. If they're brave enough to move to different countries, their choice is always some nordic european country, or maybe Canada. In all cases the place they move to will have a higher percentage of white population, without exception. And they never acknowledge this, worse, they will continue to hold the same views and continue voting in the same way they did before.
End of sperging.

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

He makes tons of videos about how much of an absolute shithole NYC is (42% white population) where crime and theft is rampant (even his business gets broken into), then moves to 92% white homogenous New Hampshire and suddenly society is high trust and safe, and he can't acknowledge why that is the case beside muh NYC corrupt liberal administrators.

I dont want to put words in his mouth because this may as well not be true at all, but he may know but is wise enough to know that publically stating the reasons i think youre hinting to is going to be career death on YouTube and probably by extension, his own business

 

[Soggy paper straw]

He really shouldn't lament about the relationships he's lost regarding his job. If any of his exs really gave a shit about him,

Very Reddit comment - let's assume I know everything about his relationships and the women he dated, and why they broke up

they would realize the shit situation he was put under regarding his business and be a little bit more understanding and support him through whatever was going on,

Why? Maybe Erica (I think it was just her) has a life and she did not want (or could not) deal with the stress herself. It is not that uncommon that people break up during high stress situations

especially now that we know it was a situation that was BEYOND his control.

Uh? She should travel back in time now that she knows the situation?

 

[Pee Cola]

Our boy is kicking osteoarthritis' ass.

 

[Phony Chicken]

 

[Yaks]

I appreciate the "I just did coke off a homeless guy's ass before I filmed this and it's kicking in" unhinged vibe that continued to grow throughout the video.. Also kick John Deere's ass my man.

 

[RACISM]

Rossman's specialty is electronics, so I'm expecting more sophisticated electro magnetic attacks. Maybe he's wearing an electro magnetic bullet deflecting suit, like some kind of discount Magneto as he's walking by financial servers farms and wiping out debts of all New York residents and businesses.

Electroboom crossover when.

 

[larossmann]

Now I absolutely need to know how you adjusted to the ordeal whilst in school? Did you disgruntledly yield to the enemy by accepting the terror of toiletpaper, did you refrain from taking a shit when in school altogether, or did you painstakingly hoist yourself up on the sink of the public toilet after you had done the deed, and let the water flowing from the faucet to graciously clean your anus of any fecal matter?

The community surrounding the right to repair need answers.

This was a tough one. Usually hold it in until home.

If I *HAD* to, I would prepare 3-5 balls of toilet paper in advance. the first two with soap & water, the last three with just water. I'd use soap/water, water, soap/water, water, water, then a dry one. If any brown continued to exist on the paper, I would re-prepare and continue, until there was none left. A bidet would've solved this, since it cleans all incredibly quickly, and avoids the awkward walk between the stall & the sink to prepare balls of toilet paper.

Bidets are like mouthwash for your ass. You know how, when you finish brushing your teeth, until mouthwash, there's still some minor stuff rattling around? Same here. There's always some crap still there. The true redpill is when you allow some of the water to go up your ass from the bidet, and then crap it back out. Do this a few times - the feeling of a clean colon is one of life's best gifts. This solves the problem of, no matter how much you clean/wipe, always having to go back a half hour/hour later to clean again when the shit that was up there inevitably makes its way to the outer layers of your ass.

I could write a book on this, but TL;DR - get a bidet. Don't be a savage. Jordan Peterson started with clean your room, I will end it with clean your ass.

I appreciate the "I just did coke off a homeless guy's ass before I filmed this and it's kicking in" unhinged vibe that continued to grow throughout the video.. Also kick John Deere's ass my man.

Thank you for noticing! Those videos are consistently my favorite ones to do.

 

[RACISM]

You're not wrong about water and ass. I always use wetted tissue then dry to clean up.