Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

Happy St. Patrick's Day children:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Happy St. Patrick's Day children:

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Too bad the Tomlison name is British in origin (pretty old name too, like 1200's or something).. First Tomlison's in the United States arrived in Virginia. This explains a lot about Patrick here.

 

[internet friend]

Happy St. Patrick's Day children:

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That's just sad

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That's just sad

Happier days, back when Patrick was allowed on Nikki's side of the duplex.

 

[Broadside]

#15

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7 likes. Nobody cares anymore Pat. Stop lying.

Also lol @ that interaction with the random woman, that's gotta fucking sting (reposting cos on phone)

Pat, take note: this is how normal people see you. They are not stalkers in disguise. This is the genuine reaction normal people have to you. You're a joke and a fucking insufferable cunt. Hence why trolls harrass you!

Also you didn't "hack" ritalin. As a seasoned druggo, let me tell you that you would have made yourself seriously ill by your method
and the drug doesn't get you high when taking it, it turns you into a zombie. But there is one way to get a high from ritalin, and that's by grinding it up and snorting it. But I'm sure you already knew that, eh genius?

 

[RCR]

Fatso is so fucking far in his delusion that he can't grasp how unlikeable and aggressive he is to total strangers. Like the addict who swears they have no problem, and that everyone has a problem with them, Ricky does such mental gymnastics to absolve himself it's incredible. If he keeps acting like this, he will end up alone, guarantee it.

Yeah, and he's a fag

 

[ZipDisk]

I wish Patrick wore his orange somewhere it actually fucking mattered, instead of skunkybeershitberg.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Happy St. Patrick's Day children:

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He looks so unthreatening. And fat.

 

[FinnSven]

Happy St. Patrick's Day children:

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The stupid fat fuck is asking for a kneecapping.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Piggy is making new friends:

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Pat's interactions with random bewildered normies who try to reason with him never cease to entertain me. It's one of the most fun Pat trademarks imo.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

What's your favorite name for Pat? There are plenty but whenever I think about Pat the first name that personally pops into my head is "Fatrick S. Porklinson".

 

[Chef Red Pill]

What's your favorite name for Pat?

 

[frap]

Happy St. Patrick's Day children:

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Is this a thing? I always thought Americans who liked to larp as Irish were exclusively of the republican/Catholic variety. Piggy here is the first unionist/Protestant edition I’ve come across.

He should visit the homeland and try out this little skit in person.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Someone on Twitter fell for another Patbait Reddit post and tweeted it out, it's garnered quite a bit of interest from many who don't know Pat:

I tried to locate the Reddit post itself but in 2 minutes of searching on r/MadeMeSmile I can't find it (it may be old) and Reddit wants me to log in to see the profile of the user who posted it and I refuse to get a Reddit account, so if someone else wants to do the digging they are welcome.
A stalker child appears:

The man himself has yet to comment on this matter.

 

[Shalashaskaa]

Ok, I'm gonna PL a bit here as someone who's a pretty avid skier and as someone who used to take Ritalin in the 2000s for my ADD.

First of all, Ritalin doesn't only last 4 hours. I would take that shit before I went to school and it would last me at the very least during the entire school day.

Second off, I've been skiing almost my entire life. Even other people at my level or better never go down a black diamond 'backwards on one ski' and if you did do that on Ritalin you certainly wouldn't make it down. Ritalin mellows you the fuck out. Any personality or quirks you may have will be suppressed by the Ritalin. I never skied on that shit because it was pointless. I don't even know who gloats about taking Ritalin, it's like such a dumb flex and especially to say that you ski on that shit. It certainly won't impair you, but you would have a much better time off that shit and ski. Fucking fat retard.

Also imagine being medicated and still getting a 1.2. I wasn't exactly the smartest dude either but I was never that fucking bad.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Is this a thing? I always thought Americans who liked to larp as Irish were exclusively of the republican/Catholic variety. Piggy here is the first unionist/Protestant edition I’ve come across.

He should visit the homeland and try out this little skit in person.

if he's for real (which he's not, just incredibly stupid), he's got the date wrong - you wear orange on July 12th, not St. Patrick's day

 

[Broadside]

Is this a thing? I always thought Americans who liked to larp as Irish were exclusively of the republican/Catholic variety. Piggy here is the first unionist/Protestant edition I’ve come across.

He should visit the homeland and try out this little skit in person.

Pat makes blundering errors that most people would delete out of embarrassment yet somehow doubles down on. It's insane.
Orange is the colour of the protestants in English Northern Ireland to simplify things. As someone with Irish background who lives in an Irish part of NY lemme tell you he'd get his fucking dome caved in if he pulled that shit round here. That bad blood runs deep.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Second off, I've been skiing almost my entire life. Even other people at my level or better never go down a black diamond 'backwards on one ski'

in this 1,600 page thread there has not been one prior reference to him ever skiing. true to form he can't tell a normal lie. he has to write himself like a character in his shitty books and he is suddenly a prodigy child athlete skiing 'backwards down the black diamond on one ski.'
the claim is not only absurd, it doesn't match what he has previously said about his childhood. he claims he was bullied as a kid (probably true) and they once broke his arm. I am to believe that the kid shredding the ski slopes and doing stunts got picked on? you would be the coolest motherfucker in class.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I think he was making a clumsy analogy and was referring to the uphill/downhill effects of being high on ritalin. He's such a poor writer and unclear thinker, though, that people are taking him literally.

 

[FinnSven]

Is this a thing? I always thought Americans who liked to larp as Irish were exclusively of the republican/Catholic variety. Piggy here is the first unionist/Protestant edition I’ve come across.

He should visit the homeland and try out this little skit in person.

Pat makes blundering errors that most people would delete out of embarrassment yet somehow doubles down on. It's insane.
Orange is the colour of the protestants in English Northern Ireland to simplify things. As someone with Irish background who lives in an Irish part of NY lemme tell you he'd get his fucking dome caved in if he pulled that shit round here. That bad blood runs deep.

The fat wankball would probably stand to get a kicking from most Proddies and Loyalists too for sticking his unwelcome fat snout in something he does not fucking understand.

All the cunt would do is inflame the situation, and its loyalists who would have to deal with the fall out, while he goes back to his humdrum life on Twitter.

If he is trying to be funny or "ironic", it falls short.