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[I am Jack's dead arm]

Is he actually leaving the facility? He said in a comment the other day that he's basically staying until insurance won't cover any more. I'm honestly stoked for the home care saga to begin.

He's still in the nursing home. Tammy's brought him out a couple of other times to see movies and stuff popcorn and nachos into the abyss of Jack's drooling mouth.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Holy shit- Jack with a bag would make him closer to Bennie Sears than a functional human lol
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Hey, that's a good point. Where is Jack's faithful audience of trainables?

Bennie has the look of a man who's had visits to subacute rehab in his time. Jack should be reaching out to viewers like him for advice and fellowship.

 

[Marisa]

He can just rely on MommyWife to change out his piss sacks anyway, so why should he care?

i told tammy to empty my catheter 10 minutes ago. should i...
1. piss all over myself like a baby
2. empty the catheter on the floor
3. try to move myself over to the toilet and empty it like a functional human being

 

[Adamska]

Have Jack's legs always been that atrophied from disuse. or has the stroke accelerated things? Fucking meatball with toothpicks in it physique over here.

He probably was retarded enough to throw fits when they forced him to use the stroke walker to try and rehabilitate his legs and they might have given up on him. He fucking refused to actually go through with the OT for his dead arm when that stroke came in after all. Though to be fair he was always pretty inactive with his legs, especially after he lost use of his arm, since that did also give him noticeable foot drop. His limp-waddle and getting out of breath just doing it for like ten feet really tells you that.

And yeah, since he's absolutely sedentary now and either taking the bill for all that food or burning through the limit at breakfast, it's not surprising he got fatter. Especially since we know the fucker is demanding that Tammy give him shit like Arby's or Cheddar's when the staff "isn't looking".

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Tryhard Duckfaggot is back, singing the praises of Honest Tries, a YouTuber with a similar schtick as Should I Series. HT is making a party cheese salad, and less than a minute in, August makes it clear that he (once again) made no effort to do prior research. He makes it sound as if HT is the first to do a party cheese salad video, ignoring the fact that there are quite a few others already on YouTube.

>He admits to fucking up and deleting the first attempt at filming the above video.
>Unlike most of his Jack uploads, this isn’t too abbreviated.

It doesn’t look like the HT Party Cheese video has ever made it to this thread.

I like this video. Party Cheese Salad videos are oddly comforting, but this one is especially so. Dude has astounding fortitude, considering that he could chew and swallow a bite of that garbage without heaving. But just looking at his face, you can tell that he was really struggling to hold it together.

I'm beginning to suspect that August has such a hate boner for Jack. I mean, we all have bile fascination, but he's just not gonna go about it right, is he?

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

I'm beginning to suspect that August has such a hate boner for Jack. I mean, we all have bile fascination, but he's just not gonna go about it right, is he?

I'm gonna have to press X to doubt. Just strikes me more likely that Jack is a indeed a bile fascination, but doesn't really look him up outside of a YouTube video (I remember him mentioning he did YouTube commentaries while going to college, so take that with a grain of salt). He also said in his last proper Jack Commentary that Jack was on a break and didn't seem to know about the stroke, which means he doesn't follow Jack on Facebook like some of the Kiwis do. All of that would add up to how Honest Tries is somehow the first time he saw someone make the Party Cheese Salad. Just hope this doesn't devolve into a series of videos of people making it.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

I'm gonna have to press X to doubt. Just strikes me more likely that Jack is a indeed a bile fascination, but doesn't really look him up outside of a YouTube video (I remember him mentioning he did YouTube commentaries while going to college, so take that with a grain of salt). He also said in his last proper Jack Commentary that Jack was on a break and didn't seem to know about the stroke, which means he doesn't follow Jack on Facebook like some of the Kiwis do. All of that would add up to how Honest Tries is somehow the first time he saw someone make the Party Cheese Salad. Just hope this doesn't devolve into a series of videos of people making it.

Whatever the case may be, August is shit at YT commentary.

 

[curbside2]

Whatever the case may be, August is shit at YT commentary.

He makes good videos for taking a morning shit. I don’t even finish most of them.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Jack’s rolling out, looking for America’s great wheelchair-accessible diners, drive-ins, and dives.

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[EatBeforeYouEat]

Like many have mentioned, when people get afflicted with something and end up in places like Jagoff is in they usually spend their time focusing on recovery and trying to get back to their lives and loved ones rather than bitch and moan about the food. Has he made a single post talking about any progress in his recovery? I'm guessing there is no good news to report on the neurological front.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Whatever the case may be, August is shit at YT commentary.

I have no clue how he got as many followers as he has. He just has lazy, wrong, or shittakes and that gets him a career? Fuck, I should start a YT react channel.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That is a VERY unwise strategy. This is March. There's three quarters of a year left to go. If he uses up all his nursing care allowance at the beginning of the year, he's at risk of being high and dry if he has another stroke and comes out of it even worse off. His family might be left on their own to take care of a drooling, bedwetting near-vegetable for six to eight months.

You think he cares? He's living the lazy man's dream right now. Doesn't have to do anything. Food is brought to him and when he needs to go tinkle he calls and they help him there and back. And they wipe his ass for him.

He's not going to try to get better. This is his life now.

 

[Hokuriku]

Imagine the sheer assholery level of Jack. Most people, you'd feel sorry for them after they got crippled by a stroke. With Jack, though, he turns it into an opportunity to hate his filthy stinking guts even more and wish he would die and start burning in Hell as soon as possible.

Generally I agree with Null that alogs are more cringe than their cow, and just the idea of Jack's videos had grossed me out too much to want to follow him anyway. But now that he's recently gotten onto my radar good fucking God give me a top hat because I can't stand this prick.

He's unironically on the same level as an alcoholic who manages to get a life-saving liver transplant only to go right back into drinking after he's discharged.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

good fucking God give me a top hat because I can't stand this prick.

I enjoy him for the same reason I enjoy Chantal: They're both genuinely awful people who are literally killing themselves through their lifestyles. And the more shit they have to deal with on account of their terrible choices, the more they double-down on the behavior and attitudes that got them there in the first place.

The amount they make me mad is roughly the equivalent to the amount of schadenfreude I feel watching them torture themselves to death. There's a zen-like state of balance they can achieve makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and at peace with the universe. It's great.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Like many have mentioned, when people get afflicted with something and end up in places like Jagoff is in they usually spend their time focusing on recovery and trying to get back to their lives and loved ones rather than bitch and moan about the food. Has he made a single post talking about any progress in his recovery? I'm guessing there is no good news to report on the neurological front.

His neurological function wasn’t and isn’t high enough to report anything…..ever.

 

[bile demon]

Just a couple more years in that wheelchair and his legs will be almost as atrophied as Ralph's.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Noticed that the wheelchair has his good side foot strapped into the foot rest. It is hard to see but there is a strap there as well as a stabilizer to keep that leg there.

 

[BelUwUga]

Have Jack's legs always been that atrophied from disuse. or has the stroke accelerated things? Fucking meatball with toothpicks in it physique over here.

Just these recent pics paint a pretty stark picture. Flipped one so we're comparing similar poses:

He's cultivating and concentrating mass at a horrifying rate.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Just these recent pics paint a pretty stark picture. Flipped one so we're comparing similar poses:
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He's cultivating and concentrating mass at a horrifying rate.

The gunt has achieved the level where it's hard to truly appreciate at a glance. In the first picture he's merely fucking fat and it's obvious at a glance, in the second it takes a second to get the perspective right and realize just how massive he is.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Jack’s rolling out, looking for America’s great wheelchair-accessible diners, drive-ins, and dives.

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ReviewTechUSA is looking healthier than usual. Did he lose weight?