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When will Jack drop dead?

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That's a lot of food to eat in the morning.

But it's Mushbrain so it's always been about consuming mass quantities with him. And now that he's literally confined to bed he's bored so he's probably eating more than he should.


He's a manlet about as wide as he is tall.
If he's supposed to be losing weight, all that food is a terrible idea. The whole notion of a big breakfast or "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" comes from a time when most people worked physical jobs, often without a lunch break.

So a breakfast like that for a guy going to the factory for a 10 hour shift? Sure. But Jack literally lies in bed all day and watches cartoons.
 
How tall is Jack again? He might just be a Hobbit.
Not even the Sackville-Baggins were as nasty, greedy, mean spirited as Jack.

The whole notion of a big breakfast or "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" comes from a time when most people worked physical jobs, often without a lunch break.
I thought that was from the electric companies trying to get people to use up all stored current generated during the night, aided by all of the new electric things like toasters, etc.
 
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Come on, man. Your wife is your primary caretaker and is currently preparing to spend the rest of her life heaving you on/off the toilet. Why lecture as if her [frankly, Christlike] self abnegation is your own?
 
I think Jack is around 5 foot 4. They had a group photo when they went walking (the time where his achilles literally ruptured) and Tammy was a lot shorter than the other women and women don't tend to be especially tall on average. Jack was about the same as Tammy.
Jack blowing out his Achilles (or both, can't remember if this was ever confirmed) simply from walking a few feet still blows my mind. Yes I realize freak injuries happen even to athletic/in shape people. But while just WALKING? Amazing. It's another example of him getting major warning signs about his health for YEARS and he just totally ignores them.
 
Jack’s rolling out, looking for America’s great wheelchair-accessible diners, drive-ins, and dives.

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Is that a recent pic? Because if so, how in the fuck do you get FATTER in the nursing home?? Isn't the point to lose weight and recover? Bonkers.
 
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Come on, man. Your wife is your primary caretaker and is currently preparing to spend the rest of her life heaving you on/off the toilet. Why lecture as if her [frankly, Christlike] self abnegation is your own?
Jack is literally the embodiment of why everyone hates evangelicals
 
That claw hand partially hidden inside his jacket sleeve looks so strange.
I thought it was a brace or a trainer of some kind at first glance, I wondered what possibly they think could be done for the twice-stricken arm at this point.
 
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