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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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AnOminous said:
Imagine the sheer assholery level of Jack. Most people, you'd feel sorry for them after they got crippled by a stroke. With Jack, though, he turns it into an opportunity to hate his filthy stinking guts even more and wish he would die and start burning in Hell as soon as possible.
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It honestly hurts me that I've known people who have lived better lives (both health wise and how they treat people) die shortly after one stroke and this asshole gets FOUR of them and gets to continue shoveling fast food into his mouth and treat people like shit.
 
Whaler said:
It honestly hurts me that I've known people who have lived better lives (both health wise and how they treat people) die shortly after one stroke and this asshole gets FOUR of them and gets to continue shoveling fast food into his mouth and treat people like shit.
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And the worst part about it is that there are genuinely good people who do somehow manage to survive a stroke, but are never really the same after that. Meanwhile, Jack gets to chug along continuing to be a terrible person to everyone he comes across.
 
Quixotic Man said:
One egg has about 90 calories, a strip of bacon about 40, bread slice 80, and a cup of oatmeal about 150. So not factoring condiments, sugar in his coffee, juice, or anything else, he is at 850 calories.

The nursing home has clearly given up on balancing his meals and are now on "give the child his snacks" mode.
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That's a lot of food to eat in the morning.

But it's Mushbrain so it's always been about consuming mass quantities with him. And now that he's literally confined to bed he's bored so he's probably eating more than he should.

Chud Visigoth said:
How tall is Jack again? He might just be a Hobbit.
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He's a manlet about as wide as he is tall.
 
I think Jack is around 5 foot 4. They had a group photo when they went walking (the time where his achilles literally ruptured) and Tammy was a lot shorter than the other women and women don't tend to be especially tall on average. Jack was about the same as Tammy.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
That's a lot of food to eat in the morning.

But it's Mushbrain so it's always been about consuming mass quantities with him. And now that he's literally confined to bed he's bored so he's probably eating more than he should.


He's a manlet about as wide as he is tall.
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If he's supposed to be losing weight, all that food is a terrible idea. The whole notion of a big breakfast or "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" comes from a time when most people worked physical jobs, often without a lunch break.

So a breakfast like that for a guy going to the factory for a 10 hour shift? Sure. But Jack literally lies in bed all day and watches cartoons.
 
Chud Visigoth said:
How tall is Jack again? He might just be a Hobbit.
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Not even the Sackville-Baggins were as nasty, greedy, mean spirited as Jack.

I am Jack's dead arm said:
The whole notion of a big breakfast or "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" comes from a time when most people worked physical jobs, often without a lunch break.
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I thought that was from the electric companies trying to get people to use up all stored current generated during the night, aided by all of the new electric things like toasters, etc.
 
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Come on, man. Your wife is your primary caretaker and is currently preparing to spend the rest of her life heaving you on/off the toilet. Why lecture as if her [frankly, Christlike] self abnegation is your own?
 
salmonellajack said:
I think Jack is around 5 foot 4. They had a group photo when they went walking (the time where his achilles literally ruptured) and Tammy was a lot shorter than the other women and women don't tend to be especially tall on average. Jack was about the same as Tammy.
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Jack blowing out his Achilles (or both, can't remember if this was ever confirmed) simply from walking a few feet still blows my mind. Yes I realize freak injuries happen even to athletic/in shape people. But while just WALKING? Amazing. It's another example of him getting major warning signs about his health for YEARS and he just totally ignores them.
 
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