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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 338 92.9%

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    364
People seem genuinely angry DSP exists probably from a twisted form of jelly
Phil is a saint compared to Ralph but people hate him for far more then him just making a bunch of money and begging. The main reason is he feigns poverty to exploit money from an audience of overwhelmingly physically and mentally disabled people. People living SSI paycheck to paycheck who think he's this great guy get swindled out of their money and Phil knows this and has no issue lying to them and taking their money.
 
There is not much to understand about DSP. He is a beggar, and its fun to make fun of beggars, that's it.

Had he been born in a 3rd world country he would be one of those guys you meet at a bus stop who gives you a sad story about needing to pay some or other bill, or need to buy a bus ticket back home or whatever, and then the next day he's still there and gives you the same story, and you go "wtf dude", and he just shrugs and starts giving the same story to the guy next to you, and then the next day you see him again and he gives you the same story again.

And then you realize that that's their life, they are just lazy and have no dignity or motivation to do anything else, because they usually make more money than a factory worker off of tourists.

DSP is exactly that, only on the internet, so its easier to make fun of him. He is also probably the most successful beggar in human history, and has a lot of whales that pay him just to make his aylawgs mad on KF (like 50% of the DSP forum is people seething about how much money he makes), so there's that.
i dont get being mad at him for that though. hes fun to laugh at but idk. theres also "being mad" in the sense of using a lolcow as just this fun antagonist and youre mad at dsp or ralph in the same sense you boo a movie villain but i think even for that dsp isnt really unlikeable. i mean the worst clip (where dsp is iirc referring to haters donating not regular donators like some dishonest edits want to imply) where hes at his most unlikeable is him yelling "thanks for the money you worthless humans" and even then its comical not really idk villain like.

how crazy Wing's trolls were.
wings trolls i get even less. wings isnt even a lolcow to me anymore really he just seems like he needs a hug and a stay in a mental health ward. wings alogging to me is one step above kicking a puppy and calling it a bitch. like the last time ive even heard second hand wings having the ability to be a dick or anything besides a crying mess was years ago and it was him being egotistical about cod and the money he made and being the main star of the podcast he did with woody and his friends on that show i forget that jim was on. and even that it was just him bragging about wealth and cars and being a dick saying someone was less skilled. he got his big blow off comeuppance for that though when the guy he shittalked humiliated him on a map he had a massive advantage on that heavily favored his playstyle and disfavored his opponent's.

like at this point youve beaten apollo creed and are rubbing your balls on his chin and threatening to poke it deeper into his eyesockets next match. ralph at least tries to get up.

Phil is a saint compared to Ralph but people hate him for far more then him just making a bunch of money and begging. The main reason is he feigns poverty to exploit money from an audience of overwhelmingly physically and mentally disabled people. People living SSI paycheck to paycheck who think he's this great guy get swindled out of their money and Phil knows this and has no issue lying to them and taking their money.
dont alot of them spite donate though? and if not they probably think hes hot shit. it seems like what they pay for more is attention from him or jeers from trolls who hate him which they get tbf.
 
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1. A baby’s hair doesn’t get that greasy and dirty unless it’s gone unwashed for over a week. Her face has visible dirt and crud around the mouth. Fuck Meigh for raising Rozy to be filthy like her.

2. Dolphin laughing on her onesie. Meigh’s trolling Ralph IRL again.

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Did Dax adopt a homeless Gunt for a day? Last time I was awake he flew to LA, but he somehow made it to
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WHAT KIND OF A TABLE IS THIS?
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I know what kind of table it is! It is exact cheap kind of a table I have in my garden and my balcony. It's meant to stay outside during all kinds of weather forever. Water can't hurt it, sun wind won't weaken it, cats claws won't scratch it, insects won't live in it. It's only practical. The food on that table probably costs more than table itself. Tiles look dirty as well. This looks like Bus station buffet or some other stinky place.
 
Wash your baby you miserable worthless whorse.

>Be human.
>Be born into a world full of sunsets and waterfalls and mountains
>Your parents are a bloated ragepig and a pedohorse.
>Crawl around a dirt ridden floor for a bit.
>Die of neglect.


I hope reincarnation is a thing, this poor fucker deserves another go.
 
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Tagging Harry Morris! Ralph is unwilling to spend 4k on a lawyer but is willing to bet 5k for profit?
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T / A It's a good day when no warrants
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Did he really expect he will get arrested or what? To my knowledge there is nothing he could be arrested for at this point in time. What is he so paranoid about?
Ralph you're a fat pussy lmao I don't even know why you try and act tough.
 
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I know what kind of table it is! It is exact cheap kind of a table I have in my garden and my balcony. It's meant to stay outside during all kinds of weather forever. Water can't hurt it, sun wind won't weaken it, cats claws won't scratch it, insects won't live in it. It's only practical. The food on that table probably costs more than table itself. Tiles look dirty as well. This looks like Bus station buffet or some other stinky place.
One, it's a place that serves steak with no other sides than potato chips, which wiggers think are fancy but 5 minutes and a mandolin and you have piles of them.
Two, who is that with him? Which Ralphamale picked up Ralph from the airport? Cause it may point towards why he went to the wrong city.
 
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I know what kind of table it is! It is exact cheap kind of a table I have in my garden and my balcony. It's meant to stay outside during all kinds of weather forever. Water can't hurt it, sun wind won't weaken it, cats claws won't scratch it, insects won't live in it. It's only practical. The food on that table probably costs more than table itself. Tiles look dirty as well. This looks like Bus station buffet or some other stinky place.
Nice table idiot! Wow that table! Hey everyone come look at this piece of shit table he's eating on what a piece of shit! I'd never eat off a table like that! I am so epically owning Ralph!
 
Nice table idiot! Wow that table! Hey everyone come look at this piece of shit table he's eating on what a piece of shit! I'd never eat off a table like that! I am so epically owning Ralph!
Once I finish my devastating novel length critique of that silverware, Ralph will envy the dead.
 
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