Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
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Paralyzed Face Productions has so far released a still photo with a voiceover, i.e. not a film. So it doesn’t specialize in any type of film, let alone all genres (which is the opposite of specialism, Russ).

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Paralyzed face…illustrated with a wheelchair :story:
This has to be a troll. Even Russ isn't retarded enough to release a still photo with a voiceover and half a pink song and call it a teaser. "paralyzed face productions" there's no way Russ named his production company that. This is all too good to be true.
This was shared offsite by a friend. Maybe he's been sperging more on that page.

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Get that irrelevant shit off the news and COVER MY PLIGHTS!!
I agree with Russ. I wish a popular magazine would run a story about a goblin in Nevada who can't get him his penis sucked by celebrities and instathots because he venmoed them a dollar. And how he deserves fame and fortune for putting the bare minimum effort. Then the follow up story about how his stay at the local psych hospital is going.
 
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I think this proves to me that the face paralysis extends into his brain. Who the fuck calls their company that, it's like something from GTA.
It's because he's made his fucked up, retard face his entire personality. Kind of like how trannies make their sexual depravity their personality, or how beer snobs make alcoholism their personality.
 
This has to be a troll. Even Russ isn't retarded enough to release a still photo with a voiceover and half a pink song and call it a teaser. "paralyzed face productions" there's no way Russ named his production company that. This is all too good to be true.
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Even if "rob lowe" is real, so what? Everyone who gets a large enough following wakes up to messages like that. If he thinks that's bad he should try being one of his egirls for a day. Normal adults grow up and learn to shrug off such comments, regressed babies stuck in elementary school throw a fit about it for sympathy like Russ.
 
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And I'd almost be willing to bet money that he's used a sock named "Rob Lowe" to harass himself before. I'm like 90 percent sure of it...
How dare you insult the disabled man by comparing him to a disabled man. The nerve of you. He's missing a cranial nerve, not a chromosome, gawd. He's paralyzed, not retarded, you ableist.

Although based on that trailer alone, I would argue he's actually both. What the fuck. It resembles a movie trailer the way his wooing "songs" resemble actual music. God, he's worthless at everything.
 
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I'll give him this he's more ambitious than CWC was with turning his personal life/problems/feelings into a thinly veiled piece of fiction. I wonder if the protagonist tries for a talent show to impress the girl and he doesn't win and the judges explicitly say because he's weird and has a fucked up face because that's totally how it happened.
 
Only 5 views on YouTube (archive) so guessing this hasn't been posted. 20 seconds of fiverr radio-guy voice and a minute of some Pink song. If only he knew a songwriter.


Think maybe the 'Film Production' section (archive) of the brothel LLC site is new to the thread as well, but I'm way behind. Links to Paralyzed Face Productions IMDB (archive).
Is Steve a wacky latex salesman who stumbles upon this information? Is he a virgin client whose wacky antics put him in this situation? Was he at the brothel to repair the drink machine? Now I’m hooked. I have to know.
 
Is Steve a wacky latex salesman who stumbles upon this information? Is he a virgin client whose wacky antics put him in this situation? Was he at the brothel to repair the drink machine? Now I’m hooked. I have to know.
He's a regular client, of course, and all the hookers love him because he's a true gentlemen who treats them right, rather than those douchebag rich guys who always mistreat them. They even let him fuck them for free sometimes. He's just that kind of guy. His high-school crush will see this and reject her whorish ways, allowing our protagonist to save her and become his exclusive fuck slave wife.
 
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