🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Truly Rural]

Nice table idiot! Wow that table! Hey everyone come look at this piece of shit table he's eating on what a piece of shit! I'd never eat off a table like that! I am so epically owning Ralph!

Table is perfectly fine itself, it's fine for beer, or an ice cream and coffee but it sure ain't comfy restaurant table Captain.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Table is perfectly fine itself, it's fine for beer, or an ice cream and coffee but it sure ain't comfy restaurant table Captain.

fuckin WRECKED. Imagine eating a steak at a not comfy restaurant table! Couldn't be me I only eat steaks at the comfiest of restaurant tables!

 

[Jump]

The person in black looks nothing like Dick. Dick is fucking fat. This person is obviously male and is in more than decent shape.

Probably something twink-y. Likely AF related.

I would think if it was an AF catboy from Nick's stable they wouldn't care about being photo'ed with Ralph. Being sussy means saving the white race.
It is likely just some random male escort Ralph got off grindr or picked up around the airport.. Ralph want's to give him the memphis micro and pay him to say it's 8.5".

Ralph often brags about banging whores. But he never mentions what sex they are.

 

[Die For Me!]

Shout out to @DinnerDates for realizing this before any other broke dick kiwi did despite how painfully obvious this was

But this a-log not only has an account here (@RushPabst) but he's also the same guy who broke into Ralphadaddys house: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ronald-eugene-ralph-ronnie-ralph.81199/post-15262790
I can't help but laugh that Ralphs constant taunting online has now triggered a serial-killer-esque-psychopath to hunt him down like a wild boar in the name of rescuing the Demon Baby or whatever the fuck he thinks he's doing; you have no one to blame but yourself for this one Ralph

 

[heathercho]

fuckin WRECKED. Imagine eating a steak at a not comfy restaurant table! Couldn't be me I only eat steaks at the comfiest of restaurant tables!

Well, tbh, @Truly Rural isn't bragging about owning 3 swamp bogs and sitting on a cool $100k, whilst he shakes his quad titties and suicide baits every day on stream for tens of small penised fans.

We lowly peasants just kinda expect that being as nigger rich as Ralph is, means you can eat your steak on something that isn't akin to a Flinstone's Stable Table .

We just expected better than a 1.5/5 star day.

 

[Telemeter]

Since this guy is being a coy bitch on twitter about the stripper:

https://twitter.com/RushPabst/status/1636275382872621057

Here's the original listing for this whore:

9992574453 - PUTA POR GUSTO E INDEPENDIENTE BIEN DESMADROZA CUERPO TRABAJADITO DELEIT (24180734) - MILERÓTICOS

me gusta la fiesta el exceso y los sentones arriba la puteria recien llegadita del nortemi nombre es mia y mi caderita mide 94 cm de cinturita papi 72(24180734)

mx.mileroticos.com

 

[Pentamidine]

Did he really expect he will get arrested or what? To my knowledge there is nothing he could be arrested for at this point in time. What is he so paranoid about?

It's incredible, really. Ralph completely invented in his head the idea that he was being threatened with arrest if he crossed the border. Instead of being embarrassed for being paranoid upon crossing the border, he doubled down on his head-canon and instead decided that the HAYDURS failed their evil conspiracy that never actually existed.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Since this guy is being a coy bitch on twitter about the stripper:

https://twitter.com/RushPabst/status/1636275382872621057

Here's the original listing for this whore:

9992574453 - PUTA POR GUSTO E INDEPENDIENTE BIEN DESMADROZA CUERPO TRABAJADITO DELEIT (24180734) - MILERÓTICOS

me gusta la fiesta el exceso y los sentones arriba la puteria recien llegadita del nortemi nombre es mia y mi caderita mide 94 cm de cinturita papi 72(24180734)

mx.mileroticos.com

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She is legit uglier that Pantsu. Holy shit! What busted face.

 

[Pigtoad]

Ethan Ralph has the most repulsive diet of anyone I've ever seen.

 

[Truly Rural]

T / A
Good clever Ralph mornin'

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Since this guy is being a coy bitch on twitter about the stripper:

https://twitter.com/RushPabst/status/1636275382872621057

Here's the original listing for this whore:

9992574453 - PUTA POR GUSTO E INDEPENDIENTE BIEN DESMADROZA CUERPO TRABAJADITO DELEIT (24180734) - MILERÓTICOS

me gusta la fiesta el exceso y los sentones arriba la puteria recien llegadita del nortemi nombre es mia y mi caderita mide 94 cm de cinturita papi 72(24180734)

mx.mileroticos.com

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Does that prostitute’s profile say as soon as we meet you get a photograph? And didn’t Ralph post a photo graph of them on twitter?

Wait she posted her measurements and we have a photo of her standing by Ralph

 

[Obscura539]

Since this guy is being a coy bitch on twitter about the stripper:

https://twitter.com/RushPabst/status/1636275382872621057

Here's the original listing for this whore:

9992574453 - PUTA POR GUSTO E INDEPENDIENTE BIEN DESMADROZA CUERPO TRABAJADITO DELEIT (24180734) - MILERÓTICOS

me gusta la fiesta el exceso y los sentones arriba la puteria recien llegadita del nortemi nombre es mia y mi caderita mide 94 cm de cinturita papi 72(24180734)

mx.mileroticos.com

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Anal. Depende el tamaño.

Lol.

Ralph qualifies.

 

[bile demon]

Since this guy is being a coy bitch on twitter about the stripper:

https://twitter.com/RushPabst/status/1636275382872621057

Here's the original listing for this whore:

9992574453 - PUTA POR GUSTO E INDEPENDIENTE BIEN DESMADROZA CUERPO TRABAJADITO DELEIT (24180734) - MILERÓTICOS

me gusta la fiesta el exceso y los sentones arriba la puteria recien llegadita del nortemi nombre es mia y mi caderita mide 94 cm de cinturita papi 72(24180734)

mx.mileroticos.com

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NUNCA SERÁS UNA MUJER DE VERDAD

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

. A baby’s hair doesn’t get that greasy and dirty unless it’s gone unwashed for over a week. Her face has visible dirt and crud around the mouth. Fuck Meigh for raising Rozy to be filthy like her.

a baby can go way longer than a week before getting nasty-ass hair, if you're not using the baby to mop the floor or some shit

hell even a light dusting with a diaper rag can effectively clean a baby, unless the house is just absolute filth

 

[Die For Me!]

T / A
Good clever Ralph mornin'
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Funny person to be making reference to there Ralph, especially how later in the show Junior Soprano becomes a complete brain dead mumbling idiot that can't even take care of himself anymore, sound familiar?

 

[Pale Empress]

Again, there are not and never were any restrictions barring Ralph visiting Xander. This was clarified during the hearing back in February. As far back as November he has been spinning this narrative, he just doesn't want to spend what he sees as "unnecessary" money for flights to see some kid who doesn't even know who he is.

Go full mask-off Ethan, you're an internet villain, a self-proclaimed heel, you don't give a shit about your son. He's a cudgel you can exploit for Internet upcummies and to make other people miserable, that's a more effective tactic than whatever scheme you're currently engaged in.

 

[Truly Rural]

T / A


You are looking at him because he is hurting you and you want to hurt him, but you can't hurt him.

 

[Elmo]

T / A
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You are looking at him because he is hurting you and you want to hurt him, but you can't hurt him.

Fatass is literally trying to do this:

 

[Malaika]

T / A
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You are looking at him because he is hurting you and you want to hurt him, but you can't hurt him.

It strikes me as an insanely stupid move to brag on twitter about mad-dogging the family member of someone you're in a DVRO suit with.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

It strikes me as an insanely stupid move to brag on twitter about mad-dogging the family member of someone you're in a DVRO suit with.

That’s what makes it so entertaining. All involved are retarded