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When will Jack drop dead?

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Just these recent pics paint a pretty stark picture. Flipped one so we're comparing similar poses:
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He's cultivating and concentrating mass at a horrifying rate.
And if he hadn't thrown tantrums and just eaten the normal portions of food he received instead of having Tammy bring him fast food, he likely would have lost some weight over the past month rather than gain weight as a result of moving even less.
 
I am not a Medic nor do I work in that type of workfield. But I am curious with bandages with fatties like Jack. Can they even be tight or are they more loosely made on than in comparison to a normal person? He doesn't stand up anyway so I guess it doesn't get more swollen up.
 
And if he hadn't thrown tantrums and just eaten the normal portions of food he received instead of having Tammy bring him fast food, he likely would have lost some weight over the past month rather than gain weight as a result of moving even less.
Most people who go into medical care for an extended period due to a stroke or heart attack come out significantly thinner. Not our ignorant Eyetalian beach ball.
 
Most people who go into medical care for an extended period due to a stroke or heart attack come out significantly thinner. Not our ignorant Eyetalian beach ball.
Yeah well most people don't complain about not getting enough food to the point where nurses bring them an extra breakfast and they just eats it like it's normal.

Jagoff is addicted to food. That's the only explanation that makes sense.
 
I am not a Medic nor do I work in that type of workfield. But I am curious with bandages with fatties like Jack. Can they even be tight or are they more loosely made on than in comparison to a normal person? He doesn't stand up anyway so I guess it doesn't get more swollen up.
They'd still be tight, that's half the point of a bandage - pressure will encourage clotting of wounds and reduce swelling. The other half is just providing a sterile barrier between the wound and the world. If anything, you'd possibly want it a little tighter - the sheer amount of mass your trying to put pressure on would require a little more, and have a wider margin of error. And while normally, you don't want too much pressure less you constrict natural blood flow, at Jacks level of Mass Cultivation the extra pressure on the extremities would help, not hinder, flow to an extent.
 
He's cultivating and concentrating mass at a horrifying rate.
And it's that killer visceral fat which combined with his now permanently sedentary lifestyle will virtually guarantee he strokes out again before long. These are his final days and he's spending them crippled overeating shitty institutional food.
 
And it's that killer visceral fat which combined with his now permanently sedentary lifestyle will virtually guarantee he strokes out again before long. These are his final days and he's spending them crippled overeating shitty institutional food.
That's looking more and more plausible since his plan is to lay around all day in that place eating until his Health Insurance stops paying for it, meaning his next stroke will be paid for out of pocket or Tammy will have to cross his fingers and hope it's a smaller one that doesn't require too much outside care.
 
But I am curious with bandages with fatties like Jack. Can they even be tight or are they more loosely made on than in comparison to a normal person? He doesn't stand up anyway so I guess it doesn't get more swollen up.
A bandage over a wound needs to be tight enough to hold a dressing/itself in place, maybe tight enough to reduce edema, but not so tight that it's cutting off circulation to areas beyond the bandage.

People who don't stand can still get dependent edema. Jack dangles his legs below his heart all day, and his muscles aren't moving and helping his lymphatic system return fluid to the rest of the body. Fluid will pool in his feet and legs as the day wears on.

If you see people in the wild with what look like bandages over both of their lower legs, they may be wearing lymphedema wraps. Those aren't covering a wound (more than incidentally) but helping a burdened system keep fluid from pooling in a circulatory backwater while the patient is sitting or vertical, going about their day.

Yeah well most people don't complain about not getting enough food to the point where nurses bring them an extra breakfast and they just eats it like it's normal.
I really wish Tammy were in the habit of posting her thoughts and musings as much as Jack is.

She's the one assumed to pick up this burden once paid caregivers run out, and Jack might not even be aware he's making this assumption. Every cute and funny update about how he doesn't understand how toast gets soggy when they're serving 100 people is a reminder that Jack is putting the least possible effort into rehab and self-sufficiency. He's writing checks on her account.

You gotta stand by your man, sure, but this is the moment their relationship solidly changes into Carefree Manchild/Mommy-Wife. It was like that before, but now it's visible from space.

That's looking more and more plausible since his plan is to lay around all day in that place eating until his Health Insurance stops paying for it, meaning his next stroke will be paid for out of pocket or Tammy will have to cross his fingers and hope it's a smaller one that doesn't require too much outside care.
Inpatient hospital care will always be covered, but he won't have Skilled days for discharge to a SNF again.

eta: this plays out every year at the hospital with the Christmas admissions. Grandma gets sat on for a few extra days, just so her benefit resets and she can go to rehab instead of home to fall again.

If the next one is the right stroke, he might get to use Tammy's Hospice benefit.
 
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If you see people in the wild with what look like bandages over both of their lower legs, they may be wearing lymphedema wraps. Those aren't covering a wound (more than incidentally) but helping a burdened system keep fluid from pooling in a circulatory backwater while the patient is sitting or vertical, going about their day.
So we can add deep vein thrombosis to the many, many ways this fat fuck could die soon.
 
So we can add deep vein thrombosis to the many, many ways this fat fuck could die soon.
I mean, dude ought to be anticoagulated, after so many thrombotic events, but...

Jack is being very coy with posting rehab notes/device reviews/med lists, which is probably why he's not in Deathfats yet.
 
I mean, dude ought to be anticoagulated, after so many thrombotic events, but...

Jack is being very coy with posting rehab notes/device reviews/med lists, which is probably why he's not in Deathfats yet.
I think he's just straight up refusing to comply with treatment and especially PT because if he was doing it he'd be wailing like one of the damned. The fact they're feeding him two breakfasts really shows they've completely given up on this worthless bloated pig.
 
I think he's just straight up refusing to comply with treatment and especially PT because if he was doing it he'd be wailing like one of the damned. The fact they're feeding him two breakfasts really shows they've completely given up on this worthless bloated pig.
Jack LOVES talking about how great he is and how hard he works. Especially related to health, where we were treated to entire video series on stroke recovery and weight loss. If given the chance, he’d never stop crowing about how hard he’s working to improve his physical condition. If he was doing even basic PT now, there’d be endless posts about how difficult it is and how he’s already seeing improvements.

He hasn't mentioned anything while he’s been in the nursing home, though. Tammy dropped him off to be warehoused until he’s either dead or the insurance runs out. Because if it was about actually fixing him, we’d hear about it constantly. He’s essentially in the obese cripple version of a group tard home.
 
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