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My friend accidentally found this site while looking for spider facts for a project.

http://hamtwoslices.net/

According to the bio, it's mostly teen-angsty inside jokes from an IRC channel. It's an old site, featuring near GeoCities-esque layouts at worst, and babby's first HTML at best.
 
I've been waiting for a chance to mention this site for a while but it's never been particularly relevant to anything.

http://thestoryofthewhos.tumblr.com/intro

When I was seven I was read the story “Horton Hears a Who” by Dr. Seuss. A few weeks after that, the school nurse came in with rubber gloves, and combed through everyone’s hair, looking for head lice.

I was in second grade at the time, and often preferred to spent recess alone. At some point, I began to imagine the story of the Whos and the Lice, a war between two microscopic races.
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And then this guy spends the rest of his life until adulthood autistically obsessing about this epic conflict between the Whos and the Lice and details it on this blog.

I still continue this story in my head. I have begun writing it, as well as expanding the world with information and drawings of the ships, characters, creatures, weapons, and places in the story. In a strange way, this little childlike fantasy has grown into a sort of alter ego within me. It’s made my life feel a little more important, in its own strange way. And even when problems in life forced it away for the time, I always returned to it eventually. It keeps me alive somehow. I think the story of the Whos might continue for the rest of my life.
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This is a long shot, but I wonder if anyone can help me find a comic I occasionally read in 2007/8.
A friend on MSN used to send me links to this sick comic book, it was called something like "Asshole Dad", and it was about a Dad who rapes his son and daughter while beating them (there weren't actual scenes of it, just dialogue/jokes about it), sometimes dressed up in a clown outfit while doing it, would have conversations about it with his children's schoolteacher and at the end of every episode would call the local black police officer the N word.
Just want to see it again for old time's sake, wonder if anyone knows it. I've looked for hours on Google to no avail.
 
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WilhelmIIofPrussia said:
This is a long shot, but I wonder if anyone can help me find a comic I occasionally read in 2007/8.
A friend on MSN used to send me links to this sick comic book, it was called something like "Asshole Dad", and it was about a Dad who rapes his son and daughter while beating them (there weren't actual scenes of it, just dialogue/jokes about it), sometimes dressed up in a clown outfit while doing it, would have conversations about it with his children's schoolteacher and at the end of every episode would call the local black police officer the N word.
Just want to see it again for old time's sake, wonder if anyone knows it. I've looked for hours on Google to no avail.
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If it was a webcomic only two come to mind: Morning Glory or Electric R.etard.

Edit: Thank you word filters.
 
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melty said:
http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/

If you aren't already aware of this site, it's solidly NSFL. For those of you familiar she actually posted an update in April! No new stories, just "I'm still alive" which if you know her is pretty good news.
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oh god I remember stumbling across that :cryblood: most of the comments on her blog are indian men posting desi porn and sick fucks wanting more.

http://johntitor.com/

a hoax site, but still pretty interesting.
 
Just as a bit of background information, some of the candidates for Senate in the Californian election were either clearly insane or couldn't speak English. I set out to do further research. I've mencioned Massie Munroe in the gang stalking thread because that was part of her platform along with government mind control satellites.
She elaborates on her own website, and also if you consult the "In My Defense"page you will see her detailed description of why that one restraining order against her is quite unjustified http://www.massiemunroe4ussenator.com/

Another candidate was Ling Ling Shi, who will use the power of Jesus to defeat the 10 giant chaos. I'm still not sure what her website is really supposed to be for. http://www.wellsark.com/en/index.html
 
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WilhelmIIofPrussia said:
This is a long shot, but I wonder if anyone can help me find a comic I occasionally read in 2007/8.
A friend on MSN used to send me links to this sick comic book, it was called something like "Asshole Dad", and it was about a Dad who rapes his son and daughter while beating them (there weren't actual scenes of it, just dialogue/jokes about it), sometimes dressed up in a clown outfit while doing it, would have conversations about it with his children's schoolteacher and at the end of every episode would call the local black police officer the N word.
Just want to see it again for old time's sake, wonder if anyone knows it. I've looked for hours on Google to no avail.
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Sounds like Morning Glory. It's a real piece of shit.

http://morningglory.excision-gaming.com/index.php

It's pretty Web 1.0 and designed about as shittily as the comic.
 
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plasticine said:
oh god I remember stumbling across that :cryblood: most of the comments on her blog are indian men posting desi porn and sick fucks wanting more.

http://johntitor.com/

a hoax site, but still pretty interesting.
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To think lots of people still believe in that John Titor shit :lol:
I still like it as a story, like, I can find it cool but not treat it as real.
 
Here's one I remember, crazy-bitch.com. Guy's girlfriend cheated, left him, and poured paint all over everything, and cut cords off before she left. The guy, being an enterprising fellow decided to make a website, merchandise, etc about it. Site hasn't been there since like 02, but there's archived versions. This one even let's you download the official crazy bitch rap song. (It was hilarious when I was like 12)

https://web.archive.org/web/20001110080400/http://crazy-bitch.com/

Also, around that time there was a site made by a guy who was obsessed with marshmallow peeps and the Monkees, to the point he devoted his entire website to Monkees songs rewritten to be about peeps. He invited people to write and submit their own monkees/peeps parodies as well. No luck on finding that one though.
 
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http://www.alcyone.com/oo/

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http://973-eht-namuh-973.com/forum/index.php

Turns out the eht namuh site has a forum. They discuss all manners of pseudo-philosophy and numbers.
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The author of that site has actually been pretty well-known for a while.
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973-eht-namuh-973 is a long-running art project of his, and all the paintings scattered around the site are his own creations, some of them many decades old. According to some who've met him, he's actually a very pleasant guy in real life, if a bit eccentric.
 
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