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Background can be found here (archive).
Warning Bernard R. Gans JMBM patent lawyer Be aware of what he did to the old womens family.
From all that I can gather, the site is ran by one Saeid Yomtobian under the pseudonym of Luigi Bian, the owner of the South32 film production company, and is about his sister, an apparent "raped African", claims she got raped by and that two lawyers (Mina Sirkin and Bernard Gans) are plotting against them, and that they buried their mom without their knowledge to cover something up. This isn't one site by the way. Here are some I found with a quick search of the name "Bernard Gans":
Pinkcamp.com
mybossrapedme.net (has text to speech shit)
mybossrapesme.com
vvlaw.com
jmbmemployee.com
blackstory.com
newmexicoair.com
jmbmrape.com
37movies.com
jeffermangelsbutlermitchell.com
netlong.com
mvtickets.com
masager.com
rapeafrican.com
michiganpress.com
warmovies.com
music57.com
kfmovie.com
565i.com
davistv.com
illinoisjail.com
bikin.com
actorjob.com
He has been hit by domain-squatting charges for this.
Fox Group Legal v. Saeid Yomtobian
Bank of America Corporation v Saeid Yomtobian
Source (archive).
He has been at it since at least 1997.
"AltaVista wins three cybersquatting disputes" (archive)
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Answering-Christianity is an Islamic apologist website ran by a Palestinian-American man named Osama Abdallah. Its domain was registered back in 1998 and there are archives from 2003. It was largely made as a response to Answering-Islam, its less insane Christian counterpart. With the basic background sorted out, this is the front page:
Interesting. What's the next entry when we scroll down?
...And below that?
His head doesn't splatter blood everywhere so it's a photoshopped and faked Mossad CIA false flag!
This website is massive and every page is way too long. They're filled with the same templates about how there is "X-Rated pornography in the Bible" or how it "praised incest" (unlike the Quran's concept of heavenly virgins with massive tits and its laws on incest I assume?) and constant rehashing of the same points over and over again. For example, this page about one of Muhammad's wives mentions that some Rabbis in the Talmud stated that it was okay to fuck 3 year olds over 10 times, because if everyone else was fucked up that means we get to be too! He also hosts some interesting links on that page.
Not clicking on that shit.
He has had an over 2 decade long feud with the owner of Answering-Islam, Sam Shamoun. He deals with this like an angry child losing at football.
He even links to the guy's divorce papers.
The site is huge and has loads of stuff I haven't covered. He believes a bunch of wacky things like that Mecca is Earth's center and that there are 7 Earths which God cloned from each other. Just be warned that half the links on the site don't work and that there are some NSFW things hosted.
Interesting. What's the next entry when we scroll down?
...And below that?
His head doesn't splatter blood everywhere so it's a photoshopped and faked Mossad CIA false flag!
Not clicking on that shit.
He has had an over 2 decade long feud with the owner of Answering-Islam, Sam Shamoun. He deals with this like an angry child losing at football.
He even links to the guy's divorce papers.
The site is huge and has loads of stuff I haven't covered. He believes a bunch of wacky things like that Mecca is Earth's center and that there are 7 Earths which God cloned from each other. Just be warned that half the links on the site don't work and that there are some NSFW things hosted.
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Does anyone have that website that a math professor who developed schizophrenia (EDIT: I don't know if this story about it is true, that's just the playground rumor I heard about it) supposedly made? there were geometric shapes and circles towards the bottom of the page that you could click to progress deeper into the site. I vividly remember there being a lot of strange-looking paintings with faces.
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I found it, It's mentioned at the bottom of page 5 of this thread.
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I found it, It's mentioned at the bottom of page 5 of this thread.
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For anyone who still wants to see this kind of cancer archive.org did grab it.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150707002207/http://morningglory.excision-gaming.com/index.php
Not sure to what extent because I am not checking all of that.
Edit: They set the site up on another domain later, the old one's archives are broken.
https://web.archive.org/web/20120529083105/http://lolokaust.com/morning/glory1.html
Looks about as low quality and edgy as anticipated.
alcyone or eht namuh?
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The straight dope
I wanted to create a thread for the Straight Dope Forums because they were pretty lolcow worthy, especially in the early days. But sadly the forum wouldn't let me create the thread.
The forums were full of creeps, weirdoes and pretentious people who would routinely express views that if expressed in real life would render them pariahs at best and get their teeth knocked in at worst.
Behold
Would you report a pedo coworker?
Your friend is on trial for possesing CP , do you break off the friendship?(READ: the answer is no according to most Dopers)
Doper can forgive paedophilia but draws the line at lying to him
If You Were the Duggars…
Doper admits to be willing to slander, defame, and lie about somebody if it kept his rapist son out of prison
Doper brags about being creepy to a teenaged girl
Creepiest rant ever
I wanted to create a thread for the Straight Dope Forums because they were pretty lolcow worthy, especially in the early days. But sadly the forum wouldn't let me create the thread.
The forums were full of creeps, weirdoes and pretentious people who would routinely express views that if expressed in real life would render them pariahs at best and get their teeth knocked in at worst.
Behold
Would you report a pedo coworker?
Your friend is on trial for possesing CP , do you break off the friendship?(READ: the answer is no according to most Dopers)
Doper can forgive paedophilia but draws the line at lying to him
Cesario, you’re awfully sanctimonious for a pedophile
friendship trumps allIf You Were the Duggars…
Doper admits to be willing to slander, defame, and lie about somebody if it kept his rapist son out of prison
Doper brags about being creepy to a teenaged girl
Creepiest rant ever
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I just discovered https://kittyhell.com/
It's a WordPress site that was dedicated to documenting the crazy hello kitty themed shit that fanatics have put out over the years. It seems they stopped updating the site in 2015, but there's a shitload of crazy to be found and it has an added bonus of having a lively comment section on the bottom of each post. This lead to me finding an interesting argument where this one guy submitted a picture of his bare ass cheeks with hello kitty characters on each cheek, and then went to boast about it being his ass and arguing with the commenters on how not gay he was.
Straight as an arrow officer
There is a lot to go through here, but I just want to leave this here for now as I really need my sleep right now and I may expand on my findings sometime soon.
It's a WordPress site that was dedicated to documenting the crazy hello kitty themed shit that fanatics have put out over the years. It seems they stopped updating the site in 2015, but there's a shitload of crazy to be found and it has an added bonus of having a lively comment section on the bottom of each post. This lead to me finding an interesting argument where this one guy submitted a picture of his bare ass cheeks with hello kitty characters on each cheek, and then went to boast about it being his ass and arguing with the commenters on how not gay he was.
Straight as an arrow officer
There is a lot to go through here, but I just want to leave this here for now as I really need my sleep right now and I may expand on my findings sometime soon.
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Intjforum. Just... Intjforum
I just remembered it exists after lurking there several years ago
It's a forum for people who fall under the INTJ personality type for the myers -briggs personality test. They make their entire personalities revolve around that personality typing. That place is Full of some f the most pretentious people I have seen. Hoo boy. Pseudo-intellectualism galore.
Blacklieutenant was one of the major lolcows on that site who would often go into biotruth rants.: https://intjforum.com/profile/22828-blacklieutenant/content/?type=forums_topic&change_section=1
I just remembered it exists after lurking there several years ago
It's a forum for people who fall under the INTJ personality type for the myers -briggs personality test. They make their entire personalities revolve around that personality typing. That place is Full of some f the most pretentious people I have seen. Hoo boy. Pseudo-intellectualism galore.
Blacklieutenant was one of the major lolcows on that site who would often go into biotruth rants.: https://intjforum.com/profile/22828-blacklieutenant/content/?type=forums_topic&change_section=1
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There was one I used to follow in like 2008-09 called holladaddy.com just because of how retarded it was.
It was some white nerd (at the time I thought he was an SA goon but it turned out he wasn't) who shared screencaps of himself trolling "fake gangstas" and the bizarre shit he'd get them to say. He'd basically just sign up to various black forums and talk in ridiculous ebonics and just mess with everyone. He'd always get taken completely seriously. It was one of those things that was so incredibly stupid it was hilarious.
I remember his username was always "HollaDaddy" and he'd end every post with some variation of "Holla!" And yes, "Hollacaust!" definitely happened at least once. He also got everyone to start calling each other "nicca" for a while too. After a while he started a sassy black woman persona called "GhettoFRESH" or something, but that was about the time I discovered CWC (during the Liquid Saga IIRC) and totally forgot about HollaDaddy and other minor lolcows of the time.
It was some white nerd (at the time I thought he was an SA goon but it turned out he wasn't) who shared screencaps of himself trolling "fake gangstas" and the bizarre shit he'd get them to say. He'd basically just sign up to various black forums and talk in ridiculous ebonics and just mess with everyone. He'd always get taken completely seriously. It was one of those things that was so incredibly stupid it was hilarious.
I remember his username was always "HollaDaddy" and he'd end every post with some variation of "Holla!" And yes, "Hollacaust!" definitely happened at least once. He also got everyone to start calling each other "nicca" for a while too. After a while he started a sassy black woman persona called "GhettoFRESH" or something, but that was about the time I discovered CWC (during the Liquid Saga IIRC) and totally forgot about HollaDaddy and other minor lolcows of the time.
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Dindu goes apeshit on corporal for calling out racial double standards
Dindu puches out SPED tard for calling him a nigger
Dindu puches out SPED tard for calling him a nigger
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I'm surprised too. What you described is exactly the type of stuff that old SA users would do.
It also fits in with the whole "ironic" appreciation of rap music thing that was going there at the time.
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Found an archive of some of his posts. Guess he was more of a troll on MySpace than a rap forum like I was thinking. He'd just sit back with his fake thug profile and let wannabe gangsta types come to him.
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Might be old and already mentioned a lot here but https://www.wiby.me/ is a good recipe for finding older and obscure websites.
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It's also got the classic goon trope of not being able to think of a joke so saying something weird and violent instead.
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Just randomly decided to look up stuff involving the Glen Ridge case and found this. Weird topic to make conspiracy theories about TBH: http://mileswmathis.com/glen.pdf
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Got inspired from Swede and also typed in some random words and .com for a while and stumbled upon some interesting sites. Also went on google translate and randomly slapped some words into a translator for a more differing result.
010101.com - > Obscure chinese site that's just a domain seller.
deathlove.com - > Looks like an art gallery but that's all what I can gather.
endtimes.substack.com - > Your average Christian site comparing everything to the devil.
chip.com - > No idea what this site is. Thought it was a schizo site at first but just seems like a random dude talking about his favorite cars and junk. Quite nice to look at despite everything's so squished. He also seem very knowledgable with car management, too, so that's nice.
000000.com - > I don't even know what this is, even after translating it. I feel like my entire data's been breached just from clicking on it.
coollib.in - > Just focus on this specific part of the website. I don't even know what's going on here. It seems to be a jokes related to the Wild West. It's pretty long, too, so y'all got a fair share of jokes to be very bewilderd looking at.
The best one, of course.
Apparently, it's common for Russians to use dashes as replacements for parantheses when it comes to dialogue. I don't... really know why, but it's probably a language thing. Or something else.
Quite possibly my best find thus far. Didn't know randomly looking for websites would be this enjoyable.
010101.com - > Obscure chinese site that's just a domain seller.
deathlove.com - > Looks like an art gallery but that's all what I can gather.
endtimes.substack.com - > Your average Christian site comparing everything to the devil.
chip.com - > No idea what this site is. Thought it was a schizo site at first but just seems like a random dude talking about his favorite cars and junk. Quite nice to look at despite everything's so squished. He also seem very knowledgable with car management, too, so that's nice.
000000.com - > I don't even know what this is, even after translating it. I feel like my entire data's been breached just from clicking on it.
coollib.in - > Just focus on this specific part of the website. I don't even know what's going on here. It seems to be a jokes related to the Wild West. It's pretty long, too, so y'all got a fair share of jokes to be very bewilderd looking at.
The best one, of course.
Apparently, it's common for Russians to use dashes as replacements for parantheses when it comes to dialogue. I don't... really know why, but it's probably a language thing. Or something else.
Quite possibly my best find thus far. Didn't know randomly looking for websites would be this enjoyable.
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I wanna cry at what the auto translation did to those jokes.
A lot of them are unfunnier versions of well-known jokes, as well.
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A few years ago (either before or after adobe flash got discontinued) I remember browsing r/deepintoyoutube, and I don't exactly remember what the hell I was looking for (either I found it while randomly browsing it, or was searching for random years from the 2000s) but I recall seeing this old guy sitting in a study of sorts. I looked through the channel out of curiosity and some of it was politisperging (video titles such as "Bush is a traitor" etc) and the videos usually had lots of dislikes. Didn't pay much attention to the comments either
In either the description of his about me for his channel, or his video descriptions he linked his personal website which had a strange design, and I remember there were supposed to be some sort of greyish squares showing some adobe flash functions. I'm not sure if he had animations, as I couldn't get them to work. He primarily posted in the mid to late 2000s, and sporadically posted into the mid 2010s. I'm gonna keep browsing that subreddit to see if I can find him. Although its been a long while so I'm not optimistic about my chances of finding it endlessly scrolling through several years of reddit posts.
In either the description of his about me for his channel, or his video descriptions he linked his personal website which had a strange design, and I remember there were supposed to be some sort of greyish squares showing some adobe flash functions. I'm not sure if he had animations, as I couldn't get them to work. He primarily posted in the mid to late 2000s, and sporadically posted into the mid 2010s. I'm gonna keep browsing that subreddit to see if I can find him. Although its been a long while so I'm not optimistic about my chances of finding it endlessly scrolling through several years of reddit posts.
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