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[Ginger Piglet]

http://dianaassassination.com/

Goodbye England's rose, and your sanity upon reading this heap of autismal fail.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I got interested in the discussion about the "Black Knight Satellite" and scoured websites from 2000 to 2005, lo and behold the crazy shit.

https://mysteryoftheiniquity.com/alien-conspiracy/the-black-knight-satellite/
Obviously been upgraded to a 2.0 it still has artifacts from 1.0 websites and that whack-ass quoting.

http://www.excludedmiddle.com/valisknight.htm
Strangely it's well informed, however the writer refuses to show sources.

The Excludedmiddle site is affiliated with this site: http://www.elfis.net/blog/
On the blog it talks about 'bashing larger ufo groups' and seems to be more about the culture rather than the events.

 

[El Garbage]

www.molatar.com, sadly long gone and now found only on archive.org, was a web 1.0 christian-furry-otherkin-shapeshifter site.

Q: How can you be a dragon and a Christian at the same time?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Is The Craphole obscure? I know it's crazy at least. It's supposed to be be about wrestling, but instead it's flame wars and more idiocy than you can imagine.

http://newwrestlecrap.proboards.com/

 

[DragoonSierra]

This guy.

http://visionandpsychosis.net/

He has run this site since 2003 and he still updates it. Hes basically another flavor of Jack Thompson except the stuff he blames suicides and mass shootings on is his own made up mental disorder. Its quite a wall of text but he basically implies that blinking lights on peoples computers that are in their peripheral vision are making them crazy. I personally think this guy would deserve a thread but his name appears nowhere on his site.

 

[Curt Sibling]

One of the best tinfoil hat sites of all time!
http://educate-yourself.org/

 

[Spelling Bee]

http://dagobah.net/flash/boohbah.swf

No longer is this site around, but it's .swfs will always remain.

Those dildo-pear people... Why do I feel like I've seen them somewhere before?

I'm probably late for this but whatever - for the people who are wondering what the fuck this is, Boohbah was show for toddlers that aired here in the UK a decade ago

Spoiler: case in point

It was meant to be everything children loved about Teletubbies amplified and concentrated into another show, but they ended up creating this bizarre and sometimes mildly terrifying mess instead

 

[SpessCaptain]

I'm probably late for this but whatever - for the people who are wondering what the fuck this is, Boohbah was show for toddlers that aired here in the UK a decade ago

Spoiler: case in point

It was meant to be everything children loved about Teletubbies amplified and concentrated into another show, but they ended up creating this bizarre and sometimes mildly terrifying mess instead

Oh my god. Its scarier than I remember..

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Not sure if incredibly disturbing is allowed but here's Shay St John the internet's original horror cow.
http://www.shayesaintjohn.net/

Then of course there's this shit...

http://www.1-646-245-6618.com/id35.html

 

[A Skeleton]

http://www.worldpeacebefore2021.com/

 

[Lapras]

http://www.theacorncafe.org/

Oh man, if we're gonna talk obscure sites, Acorn Cafe is a goldmine. To summarize, AC is an online forum for diehard Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers fans. Even though the series has been dead for at least 20 years, these guys (and by guys I mean mostly 30+ year old manchildren) continue to post about how they think the series might get a revival, how it's the holy grail of television, and all that. I should also mention that majority of the folks on AC claim to be Christian conservative, so some major shit went down when one of the site's managers was caught drawing Gidget porn. Worth a look if you like neckbeard antics.

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Does unbelievably disturbing count? Because if it does I have quite the doozy that I found trying to google an update on this kid in a documentary I had just seen. If it does I'll update accordingly. It's really REALLY disturbing though. Also obscure. Thankfully.

Well? What is it?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/me.here

You guys are thinking way too small. We're just barely scratching the surface.

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

Here is a parody Baptist website that claims that children use a life-sized Jar Jar Binks doll for masturbation:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html
Although the doll does not match most of the details, the closest match to this doll would have to be the Time Telling Friend Jar Jar Binks doll, which I figured out was possibly the toy they were spoofing after I realized that it vibrates (they left this detail out for some odd reason, possibly so Thinkway Toys, who made the doll, wouldn't find out that the toy was being used for sexual purposes) to wake you up (one of the phrases he says while vibrating to wake you up is "Meesa coming, Meesa coming", which could be interpreted as something sexual that sounds the same), it is a huge doll, and it also vibrates to emphasize several phrases in the mode where you are able to make the doll say phrases from The Phantom Menace movie.
There is also a famous Tumblr post showing how laughable this article was:
This site has also done an article on the infamous Jar Jar Binks candy tongues, as well as saying Toy Story 2 promotes homosexuality, saying that a Grinch doll had a penis, claiming NSYNC killed a child by making them think she was engaged with Justin Timberlake, and claiming Mike from Monsters INC is a testicle!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/toy.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1199/toystory.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/actionalert.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0900/sync.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1101/monsters.html

 

[LagoonaBlue]

http://ablogaboutcrisps.blogspot.co.uk/

Not sure how much this counts but: https://www.wattpad.com/story/58398354-deep-purple-a-nigel-farage-x-donald-trump-fanfic

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I'm not even sure what this is..

I kinda like this, it's an art project. They explain on the site:

 

[LagoonaBlue]

The name of this charity could be read in more than one way...

http://www.lovenkchildren.org/

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

this one is no longer online but some kind soul kept it archived. the music is amazing and changes with each page

https://yvettesbridalformal.p1r8.net/

Just thought I should tell everyone that it automatically downloads the music to your computer without asking.

 

[WinterBitch]

http://973-eht-namuh-973.com/

Found the above site on some tumblr years ago. There are very many pages within it, I can't make sense of any of it. Some sort of occult and numbers stuff.

http://www.petittube.com/

Not a strange site per se, but it will show to you youtube videos that have never been viewed before. Mostly dredges up strange advertisements read by text-to-speech voices, but sometimes you can find some really odd gems.
Edit: I believe it's more like less than 100 views or something, because some of these have obviously been seen before when you click to watch them from YT. Nonetheless interesting.
Back to lurking now...

 

[LagoonaBlue]

http://www.petittube.com/
Not a strange site per se, but it will show to you youtube videos that have never been viewed before. Mostly dredges up strange advertisements read by text-to-speech voices, but sometimes you can find some really odd gems.

Thanks to that, I got this.

Back on topic.

http://hybridchildrencommunity.com/

This is a site set up by a community of people who believe they were abducted by aliens and forced to have sex with them. They also believe that they gave birth to alien babies who live on another planet. They're pretty infamous on the internet.