Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Simon]

Jack LOVES talking about how great he is and how hard he works. Especially related to health, where we were treated to entire video series on stroke recovery and weight loss. If given the chance, he’d never stop crowing about how hard he’s working to improve his physical condition. If he was doing even basic PT now, there’d be endless posts about how difficult it is and how he’s already seeing improvements.

He hasn't mentioned anything while he’s been in the nursing home, though. Tammy dropped him off to be warehoused until he’s either dead or the insurance runs out. Because if it was about actually fixing him, we’d hear about it constantly. He’s essentially in the obese cripple version of a group tard home.

Oh yeah, we'd be getting complaints about the PT, whining about pain, gloating, all that shit. And we aren't, so we can guess he's just not complying.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

He's looking at his time in the nursing care as the equivalent of a cruise ship... lay around all day and eat.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Pretty sure somewhere in his word salads Jack mentioned PT being the highlight of his day, so he's likely doing something. Thing is he's probably doing it the way he "cooks", half assed with the least amount of effort. Couple that with all of the calories he consumes going out and whatever Hammy brings him he won't make any real progress. He needs to lose weight in order to maybe regain independent mobility, so any PT he does is just putting the cart in front of the horse because he can't stop eating like a gluttonous pig.

 

[Whaler]

Inpatient hospital care will always be covered, but he won't have Skilled days for discharge to a SNF again.

Yeah, I was speaking strictly of the SNF care. Jack doesn't seem bothered by hospital care (presumably because they are educated or something) but it's the SNF that seems to bring out the worst in him. I'm going to assume it's because they try to help/teach you to care and help yourself as much as you can to be less of a burden for your caretakers.

 

[Sonic T]

What is it with Scarfani sharing his own posts right after posting them? KYS. (Edit: pic size)

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

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What is it with Scarfani sharing his own posts right after posting them? KYS. (Edit: pic size)

Boomer and brain damage

 

[GenociderSyo]

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What is it with Scarfani sharing his own posts right after posting them? KYS. (Edit: pic size)

Has to do with the algorithm probably I know some people beg posts to be shared do to that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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What is it with Scarfani sharing his own posts right after posting them? KYS. (Edit: pic size)

Of course the boomer is afraid that the movie will be "woke" (which he probably can't define but only uses because Fox News told him it's bad)

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Spoiler: FatRetardedFaggot

 

[Generic Retard]

If you see people in the wild with what look like bandages over both of their lower legs, they may be wearing lymphedema wraps. Those aren't covering a wound (more than incidentally) but helping a burdened system keep fluid from pooling in a circulatory backwater while the patient is sitting or vertical, going about their day.

Could it be a temporary fix for foot drop he has from his stroke? For damaged hand nerves people get a splint, so the hand doesn't bend over by itself and makes the nerve damage worse. I mean he is completely immobile so both would be likely, but weird that it's only one leg.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Could it be a temporary fix for foot drop he has from his stroke? For damaged hand nerves people get a splint, so the hand doesn't bend over by itself and makes the nerve damage worse. I mean he is completely immobile so both would be likely, but weird that it's only one leg.

The purple cast photo was edited in for weight comparison by a user here; it's from back when Jack had ankle surgery.

Jack is playing his hand close to his vest, so we don't know what movement he has in his legs. He might end up with AFOs (ankle-foot orthotics) if he has gross movements but no ankle control.

If they're worried about foot drop, we might also see Rooke boots or puffy heel booties on his bed in the background. I don't think Jack is going to both retain and publish a concept that complex on social media, though.

Thank you for inviting me to consult on this fascinating patient, Dr. Nova.

 

[Generic Retard]

The purple cast photo was edited in for weight comparison by a user here; it's from back when Jack had ankle surgery.

Jack is playing his hand close to his vest, so we don't know what movement he has in his legs. He might end up with AFOs (ankle-foot orthotics) if he has gross movements but no ankle control.

If they're worried about foot drop, we might also see Rooke boots or puffy heel booties on his bed in the background. I don't think Jack is going to both retain and publish a concept that complex on social media, though.

Oh my! I forgot the time he tore his Achilles tendon from walking. How could I?

Thank you for inviting me to consult on this fascinating patient, Dr. Nova.

We are all prisoners inside the cage of our own flesh. Some have more strokes than others.

 

[Kung Pow]

Just these recent pics paint a pretty stark picture. Flipped one so we're comparing similar poses:
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He's cultivating and concentrating mass at a horrifying rate.

His soyface and optimism: gone.

 

[Marisa]

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i was thinking he just saw his own posts and forgot he made them. jack barely had any reading comprehension when he only had a couple strokes under his (giant) belt

 

[Bassomatic]

I really can't get over how comfy Jack is. He's in his own kinda weird mix of heaven and hell. He's abusing staff, crying non stop and getting victim points. But also he's not getting what he wants (junk food) as fast as he wants.

He legit has other people washing him etc, he's like that airplane dude, he's THRILLED someone has to wipe his ass. He just likes to cause suffering. He really likes to abuse people he's an angy fat man.

I am sad we aren't getting vids anymore. I would love the rest home reviews or when tam ham takes him around. The sluured speech messed up face, more crippled body that broken shell that can barely hold the wendigo just making a mess stuffing his face with Burger King or something.

I had a great work out today, my abs look pretty rad for nearly 40s... I think I might get a double down just to spite Jack knowing he can't have one.

 

[p1138]

I really can't get over how comfy Jack is. He's in his own kinda weird mix of heaven and hell. He's abusing staff, crying non stop and getting victim points. But also he's not getting what he wants (junk food) as fast as he wants.

He legit has other people washing him etc, he's like that airplane dude, he's THRILLED someone has to wipe his ass. He just likes to cause suffering. He really likes to abuse people he's an angy fat man.

I am sad we aren't getting vids anymore. I would love the rest home reviews or when tam ham takes him around. The sluured speech messed up face, more crippled body that broken shell that can barely hold the wendigo just making a mess stuffing his face with Burger King or something.

I had a great work out today, my abs look pretty rad for nearly 40s... I think I might get a double down just to spite Jack knowing he can't have one.

Ahh, but Fatty CAN have a double down. Tammy will just get it for him, and it'll be healthy because he can scream the magic word "KETOOOO!!!!" due to not having a bun.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That's looking more and more plausible since his plan is to lay around all day in that place eating until his Health Insurance stops paying for it, meaning his next stroke will be paid for out of pocket or Tammy will have to cross his fingers and hope it's a smaller one that doesn't require too much outside care.

I do find it funny that a raging conservative like him is all about bilking the system until the money runs out while complaining when others do it.

It's this kind of hypocrisy from Jagoff that makes him one of my favorite cows.

If you see people in the wild with what look like bandages over both of their lower legs, they may be wearing lymphedema wraps. Those aren't covering a wound (more than incidentally) but helping a burdened system keep fluid from pooling in a circulatory backwater while the patient is sitting or vertical, going about their day.

This is why compression socks are a thing.

But Jr said he was eating a healthy diet

I wouldn't take health advice from a guy who thinks a Rice Krispy square is a valid mid-workout snack. But to Jagoff Scalfatty "healthy" means "low sugar". He's done this before said something like, "you can replace the sugar with some sweetener to make it healthy". Man doesn't know the meaning of the word and Jr is so retarded he just agrees with his Dad.

You look at Jagoff and that's Jr's future. Fat, balding and relying on Mommywife for everything.

Pretty sure somewhere in his word salads Jack mentioned PT being the highlight of his day, so he's likely doing something.

Yeah like he was eating properly and saying he was never hungry when on Profile by Sanford. Jagoff says a lot of things. Most of them aren't true.

Ahh, but Fatty CAN have a double down. Tammy will just get it for him, and it'll be healthy because he can scream the magic word "KETOOOO!!!!" due to not having a bun.

You just know he's 100% into that because there's no bread because as we all know bread = carbs meaning it's bad for you. No carbs = healthy.

 

[Simon]

I really can't get over how comfy Jack is. He's in his own kinda weird mix of heaven and hell. He's abusing staff, crying non stop and getting victim points. But also he's not getting what he wants (junk food) as fast as he wants.

He legit has other people washing him etc, he's like that airplane dude, he's THRILLED someone has to wipe his ass. He just likes to cause suffering. He really likes to abuse people he's an angy fat man.

I am sad we aren't getting vids anymore. I would love the rest home reviews or when tam ham takes him around. The sluured speech messed up face, more crippled body that broken shell that can barely hold the wendigo just making a mess stuffing his face with Burger King or something.

I had a great work out today, my abs look pretty rad for nearly 40s... I think I might get a double down just to spite Jack knowing he can't have one.

Yeah, I love the videos too but this is all we're going to see until he croaks. No more Jackoff on the Go, or any of that shit. Just piss puddles on the floor and screaming about butter until the end.

 

[TheLazyMan]

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[Aunt Carol]

This is why compression socks are a thing.

Oh, word, but just as there are derringers and there are bazookas, there are cute compression socks, graduated compression hose, and then there are lymphedema wraps.