DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

Very few people simply stop doing bad stuff Phil; it usually takes a shock to the system to force them into that change. Your weight loss was Leanna cooking and not you getting fast food 3+ times a day. I'm not sure what stopped the alcohol, but if it did stop, I know it wasn't just you going "I need to stop drinking." So your mobile gaming addiction, something would need to happen; something more than you just not getting your mental stimulation.

You want a sign he's lying; that voice break combined with a laugh. That's completely defensive.
 
"If someone was guilty, why would they stick around for 5 and a half hours!"
If someone murdered someone, why would they then call 911/report them missing?
Because they're trying to act innocent. It's not proof of anything to act like you're not guilty.

Here's the Tevin version. Sound is pretty bad tbh. Feels bad man.
People complained Phil was too quiet at the start of the stream, so Tev cranked him up. Maybe for clarity, maybe for spite.
 
If he were innocent on the Champions thing, this would literally take this faggot less than 1 minute to disprove. Open phone, screen shot, send via text. Done.

The fact that this has to be sent to CRAYEGG by like 5 armored cars with a crew in full body armor and individually verified by the UN, anyone with half a brain cell can know this droopy faced dipshit is lying.
 
he looks especially crazy today
 

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Phil, let's talk about "circumstancial evidence."

WWE Champions; TheyCallMeDSP, DownFromTheRafters, Whoever. Account is tied to a Discord with ties to you, it's also tied to a Line App that's also tied to your phone number.

Your rebuttal: "It's not me!"

What you're arguing; "they were supposed to take evidence and form their own opinion." What you don't want to admit is that one side came with evidence, the other side came with "GAYTOR! IT'S NOT TRUE!!!"

Another thing about evidence is in one of the Secret Life year videos, there's a guy who does the poverty play of WWE Champions. He breaks down the math of how much he and his fellow poverty players can get, then explains the math to get the difference between their poverty account and your whale account.

What's your rebuttal? Again, "It's not true!"

You want your words to carry as much if not more weight than people doing their homework.
 
This really highlights DSP's weird way of dealing with people. Craig was fair to him, gave him every opportunity to provide any sort of context or evidence or just to let go of the lies and be brutally honest and DSP took none of those opportunities and continued to push his destroyed narrative on them to the point they were getting angry with him. They gave him an opportunity to squash beef with Keemstar live on their show and clear the air, and the second DSP is back in his hugbox without so much as a thought to the hypocrisy he's shitting on Keem. He thought somehow that he came out of that interview looking like a golden boy, a champion, exonerated and cleared of his past.

Meanwhile, in the real world all this is publicly available to Craig and his crew. They see all of it, the lies the rush to take shots at Keem everything, and based upon how all those things added up made a decision that DSP was lying and needed real help. They decided to have a little fun at his expense for the bullshit that was dealing with DSP and giving him a fair shake. DSP can't in any way see that he had done anything wrong, and because they changed their minds about him from dealing specifically with him decided that they weren't going to engage anymore that they had an agenda from the start because nobody can change their mind in DSP's world. Even right now he thinks he's winning, declared the Side Scroller podcast destroyed. Just absolutely devoid of a connection to reality. No consideration for other peoples' autonomy.
 
Phil, let's talk about "circumstancial evidence."

WWE Champions; TheyCallMeDSP, DownFromTheRafters, Whoever. Account is tied to a Discord with ties to you, it's also tied to a Line App that's also tied to your phone number.

Your rebuttal: "It's not me!"

What you're arguing; "they were supposed to take evidence and form their own opinion." What you don't want to admit is that one side came with evidence, the other side came with "GAYTOR! IT'S NOT TRUE!!!"
Circumstantial evidence is admissible in any American court, btw.
 
It's pretty easy to maintain your narrative that all they did was sit there and shit on you when you just speed through everything and focus on the points where they read negative superchats. He even admits he is skipping a lot because there isn't a lot going on. So the majority of the show wasn't shitting on him, then.

He's also really, really angry that anyone is allowed to express a negative opinion about him. This is the thinnest-skinned I have ever seen another human being be. He's furious that they'd even read these.
We've possibly underestimated his need to control things. He wants to police their content.
 
The past 15minutes were pure insanity. Holy fuckin shit.
DSP is salty because Craig made bank on him.
Always the jealous bitch
KHET WAS DOWNSTAIRS LITERALLY CRYING IN HER SPAGHETTI-O'S AFTER WATCHING THE PAHDCAST TODAY.
if she was it's because she found out Phail's been lying to her. But it's just another lie.
Holy shit, this guy will never have a friend outside of "muh wife" for the rest of his entire life. Also, still fixated on doing "business" via email, what a fucking fossil.

"Cray-egg, I need to know that you'll religiously check this email address constantly." This isn't fucking 1998.

Now claiming that it's not his JAHB to know what his monthly business expenses are, relating to the $5K in business expenses per month that he listed on his bankruptcy filing. This is unreal gold dust...."I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT MY BUSINESS FINANCES, GUISE!!!!! WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT?!"
He thinks claiming ignorance will get him off when he gets audited. He is stating he does know when he signs the return.
 
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Detractor kahntent creators eating good this week, holy shit. It's like a 15-car pileup of whatever group of people you particularly hate slowed down to multiple days.
 
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