DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

Phil, let's talk about "circumstancial evidence."

WWE Champions; TheyCallMeDSP, DownFromTheRafters, Whoever. Account is tied to a Discord with ties to you, it's also tied to a Line App that's also tied to your phone number.

Your rebuttal: "It's not me!"

What you're arguing; "they were supposed to take evidence and form their own opinion." What you don't want to admit is that one side came with evidence, the other side came with "GAYTOR! IT'S NOT TRUE!!!"

Another thing about evidence is in one of the Secret Life year videos, there's a guy who does the poverty play of WWE Champions. He breaks down the math of how much he and his fellow poverty players can get, then explains the math to get the difference between their poverty account and your whale account.

What's your rebuttal? Again, "It's not true!"

You want your words to carry as much if not more weight than people doing their homework.
I was gonna say he keeps saying all they saw was “circumstantial evidence” like that’s not bette than just taking his word for everything lmao
 
Phil's live react in his bubble just shows how bitchmade he is.

Side Scrollers:
Adam/Craig: (says something confrontational)
Phil: Yeah I hear you man... definitely...

DSP Reacts:
Adam/Craig: (says tractor shit)
Phil: Fucking stupid piece of shit idiot

EDIT: Now I really hope that what the writers will do is that after Phil does this massive fucking meltdown on his reacts channel, the sidescroller dudes just NEVER talk about him or acknowledge Phil in any way ever.
 
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Does he want daddy to yell at him publicly again?
Maybe Phil won't listen to reason because he gets to lose his mind and then people come crawling back anyway, so he never faces any consequences for his bad behavior.
Not that Princess Swagginz knows anyone that fits that description.
 
We’re now at the stage of insulting Adam and calling him deaf because of some bullshit semantics. Someone up above made a comment about Phil being like “I smoked crack but I didn’t do THOSE LINES, stoopid, debunked”, and it’s spot on. One detail is slightly off and Phil looks to throw out the whole narrative and does that faggoty smug snake laugh.
 
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Does he think that memes can't be actual things that happen?
That's how he usually uses the term, "detractor meme", so yeah he thinks memes are all made up. At least the ones about him.

Listening to him say the $5000 in business expenses was wrong when he agreed to it and signed documents saying it was real is just...he literally said, "It's not my job to know that." You're the only employee of your damn business---you created the numbers and gave them to the accountant and the lawyer! You're not running a multibillion-dollar corporation. The delusion on this dude to think he can lie his way out of everything.
 
We’re now at the stage of insulting Adam and calling him deaf because of some bullshit semantics. Someone up above made a comment about Phil being like “I smoked crack but I didn’t do THOSE LINES, stoopid, debunked”, and it’s spot on. One detail is slightly off and Phil looks to throw out the whole narrative and does that faggoty smug snake laugh.
Phil can't business-splain how he doesn't want to be big on YouTube, while begging for scraps 6 days and nights a week. Phil is sad he and Kat can't have a real honeymoon, while also not wanting to expand his business.

Drop my entire stream for a 50k business deal? Fuck that!
What's funny is that 50k was just to sign on and say yes (per Keem's words). Actually filming and shit, once a week; but Phil can't deviate from his autistic schedule.
 
The hosts were so smug at some points it was an irritating watch from all sides. Especially that Adam guy who was almost moved to tears because of an old shitty joke dsp made that he thought was racist. I only know Adam from his appearances on Rekieta’s streams and given that he’s said a lot worse, clearly his offense only appears when the subscriber count is under 100k.

edit: sorry, I forgot anybody that makes dsp look bad gets dickridden, my bad
It was neccesary. Piggy needed a splash of cold water on all fronts. Its why he will never be marketable.
 
Enjoyed this interview a lot and it was remarkable how retarded DSP sounded. He’s had some fucked up shit happen to him but he’s also obviously a hapless idiot bumbling through his life with zero plan, and is 100% addicted to mobile games and pisses away his money.

It’s ludicrous he wouldn’t do a LOLcow podcast for 50 grand. What a fucking idiot that’s enough money to seriously get you started again.

Here’s some fanart I made on request of DSP awhile ago that I never thought I’d have a happening to post in, glad to be wrong.

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