Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

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Depo-Levo is primarily used for Parkinson’s and has been the scourge of many retirement homes.

Turning respectable, decent grandparents into fiends who gamble away their entire life savings, grope nurses or practice exhibitionism when they’re not having (pharmaceutically assisted) sex with each other.
 
New madness! I scrolled through her twitter, she hasn’t been tweeting like crazy like she used to. Still tweeting though. From newest to oldest:
Going out like this:
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She needs bonnie to supervise constantly
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Bonnie replied to this tweet, it’s a selfie with her cat.
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Interesting, it seems that she has gotten pushback for her munching.
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Some of the stuff in the above screenshot is from this thread where she says that her dad sent her photos from her childhood, she couldn’t remember. All she knows about him is that “he owns a house and some cactus”.
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And apparently she’s trying to cut down on the meds she takes lmao
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New madness! I scrolled through her twitter, she hasn’t been tweeting like crazy like she used to. Still tweeting though. From newest to oldest:
Going out like this:
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She needs bonnie to supervise constantly
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Bonnie replied to this tweet, it’s a selfie with her cat.
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Interesting, it seems that she has gotten pushback for her munching.
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Some of the stuff in the above screenshot is from this thread where she says that her dad sent her photos from her childhood, she couldn’t remember. All she knows about him is that “he owns a house and some cactus”.
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And apparently she’s trying to cut down on the meds she takes lmao
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An interesting development of the munching - she's actively cutting down on medications! I wonder if now she has her shiny new diagnosis she feels less of a need to munch or if the combined side effects were outweighing the validation benefits?

On the other hand lacosamide, depo-levo, lisdexamfetamine and prazosin (why tf is she on prazosin? High blood pressure from the testosterone?) is still a heavy duty pharmaceutical party. Propranolol wouldn't touch the sides if it's an anxiety dose, and cutting down on her ADHD uppers to focus on her physical health issues might be munchie subterfuge to hide the fact she's malingering ("I can't be faking! I voluntarily reduced some of my meds recently! That's the opposite of what munchies do").
If she needs the wheelchair for medical reasons, do they not provide transport service? Especially to doctors, for these people?
I'm pretty sure she just bought a wheelchair along with her canes. AFAIK the dystonia diagnosis is the first time she's obtained any sort of diagnosis that might require mobility aids, she just had unspecified issues before.

In Bongland people with mobility issues can sometimes get "patient transport services" (or in London can use TfL's free dial-a-ride service) but you have to have proof of mobility issues and be registered (for TfL you basically need to be getting benefits for being disabled, which requires a formal diagnosis and assessments) because obviously anyone could just pretend to be disabled. I suspect in America they're unlikely to have anything like that unless it's run by a charity (Americans feel free to correct me).
 
If she needs the wheelchair for medical reasons, do they not provide transport service? Especially to doctors, for these people?

In Bongland people with mobility issues can sometimes get "patient transport services" (or in London can use TfL's free dial-a-ride service) but you have to have proof of mobility issues and be registered (for TfL you basically need to be getting benefits for being disabled, which requires a formal diagnosis and assessments) because obviously anyone could just pretend to be disabled. I suspect in America they're unlikely to have anything like that unless it's run by a charity (Americans feel free to correct me).
I know that if you’re on Medicaid and don’t have any transportation, you can get rides to and from the doctor’s office, but I’m not sure about the specifics. Someone I know uses it, but the company is awful at arranging the rides so the people either don’t show up at the correct time or at all, and they have to outsource it to rideshare services sometimes. But this doesn’t seem to be the case with Alyssa since she’s complaining about it being expensive. It’s a state thing, a lot of them offer it seems like, including Colorado.
 
So what I'm getting is that Alyssa thinks she can blame her mom for trying to get her on ADHD meds because Alyssa willfully "forgets" what a terror she probably was. It's not heckin' cool to bring up the past because it makes her accountable to someone else. Her feigned amnesia helps her avoid any attempts to grow.

When you are a new person every day, and a different person every hour, that accountability will never catch up. The only thing she loses is everyone who ever cared about her.
 
So what I'm getting is that Alyssa thinks she can blame her mom for trying to get her on ADHD meds because Alyssa willfully "forgets" what a terror she probably was. It's not heckin' cool to bring up the past because it makes her accountable to someone else. Her feigned amnesia helps her avoid any attempts to grow.

When you are a new person every day, and a different person every hour, that accountability will never catch up. The only thing she loses is everyone who ever cared about her.
This is a slightly more evolved version of acting blind to get out of an argument. You're 100% right that her amnesia act will come and go depending on whether she's being held accountable for her bullshit. I'm not a memory expert, obviously, but generally things like pictures and prompts help people with degenerative memory issues, and long running relationships that started in childhood tend to stick around too. It's interesting how hers is working exactly opposite to that. She can't remember her stepfather or calculate how old she is, but she wrote a lengthy victim impact statement from her brief time at the ranch a couple of years back, and did a decent forensic accounting job tallying up the tranch's various fundraising grifts.
 
Can someone more familiar with the lore refresh my memory about why she allegedly needs a wheelchair?

In my part of Burgerland, at least, there is public transport for disabled people that will come to your house and pick you up. It's a short bus with a lift.

This one, I swear to God, if she said she had peanut butter and jelly for lunch, I would want to see pix of the assembly process, her eating said sammy, and a print newspaper with today's date for verification.
 
She was in it at the furry con, but she never mentioned it while being a babysitter/"nanny". I assume it's because of her "siezures"

I heard from Polissa's thread about the transport thing, but I wasn't sure the factors needed to qualify. In short, it's just another munch.
 
I know that if you’re on Medicaid and don’t have any transportation, you can get rides to and from the doctor’s office, but I’m not sure about the specifics[...] It’s a state thing, a lot of them offer it seems like, including Colorado.
Quoting this for visibility. America, as usual, varies by state, but this is the kind of thing we have in my area, in your area, in @KiwiFuzz 's area, in Lou Gagliardi's area. Public transportation isn't the best in a lot of places, but it's accepted that people who are elderly or disabled enough not to drive are also likely to need door-to-door to get to doctors and clinics.

Per the link, Colorado Medicaid means Kindness is eligible for free medical transportation, arranged 3 days in advance via phone or app. What about non-medical transportation?

As a Health First Colorado member, you may be eligible for transportation to non-medical community services and supports as part of your health plan. To qualify, you must be enrolled in one of the following Health First Colorado programs:
  • Developmental Disabilities Waiver
  • Supported Living Services Waiver
  • Elderly, Blind and Disabled Waiver
  • Community Mental Health Supports Waiver
  • Brain Injury Waiver
  • Spinal Cord Injury Waiver
If you are eligible, IntelliRide will issue you a Special Discount Card (SDC) to receive a 50% fare reduction for all regular RTD bus and rail services. The SDC is not valid for Access-a-Ride services.
To find out if you are eligible for non-medical transportation services, call IntelliRide today.
As we've gone over in the Lou thread, this is an adequate if annoying free service. For someone who isn't truly poor/disabled, Uber is so very tempting and just a begpost away. Insert tired argument about champagne socialism here.
 
She really is the textbook munchie. We've seen her workshop multiple illnesses over the years. Faking spinal injuries obviously is too easy to medically disprove, and acting blind is much harder than a munchie might think. This dystonia diagnosis is great because it's the kind of illness that lets her "forget" her previous behaviour if she's ever called to account, it's serious enough she can't work and needs to leech off her "carer," but can also go away long enough if she happens to get a weekend away at a furrycon or something.
 
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She can't remember her stepfather or calculate how old she is, but she wrote a lengthy victim impact statement from her brief time at the ranch a couple of years back, and did a decent forensic accounting job tallying up the tranch's various fundraising grifts.
And don't forget that she used to have a clear, yet insane, picture of her upbringing. I wish she'd revisit this storyline in the OP because it's so funny to me.

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Now she has reverted to "my mom wanted me to have medication" as the traumatic event in her past instead of "my mom let a priest beat/rape a demon out of me." Lovely fine-tuning. And a half-BLIND swordsman, you say?
 
Now she has reverted to "my mom wanted me to have medication" as the traumatic event in her past instead of "my mom let a priest beat/rape a demon out of me." Lovely fine-tuning. And a half-BLIND swordsman, you say?
The dystonia is really great for her, because now any time any of her lies doesn't make any sense she can just shrug and blame it on the dystonia. Oh, did I really try to convince you I was sex trafficked into a cartel and saved by a blind swordsman? I was suffering with "siezures" for so long before I got diagnosed. It felt just as real as any of those other false memories I've had.
 
The dystonia is really great for her, because now any time any of her lies doesn't make any sense she can just shrug and blame it on the dystonia. Oh, did I really try to convince you I was sex trafficked into a cartel and saved by a blind swordsman? I was suffering with "siezures" for so long before I got diagnosed. It felt just as real as any of those other false memories I've had.
Dystonia doesn't cause "siezures" iirc, it causes spasms and the like. Her cope is that the reason her EEG didn't show any neurological signs of seizures is because she needed the correct diagnosis to explain why she was "siezing" so much.

Apparently there's a specific type of dystonia that can cause loss to short term and working memory, but there is no medical explanation for her forgetting long term memories (and the few people who do experience the sort of memory loss she's larping don't generally present with that "so excited to find out more about myself" affect). Of course Kindness isn't a traditional munchie so doesn't bother trying to come up with vaguely plausible sounding medical stuff, she just wings it.
 
Some possibly accidental fanart from the pooner zoo
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@keytar I don't know if you've seen this thread but it fits.
How we see them: obese perverted man and munchie BPD piss goblin
How they see themselves: Strong caring beautiful woman and handsome masc cripple
This picture: Exactly in the middle, but make it wholesome. Expect Alyssa trans-armless arc any day now.

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Some possibly accidental fanart from the pooner zoo
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@keytar I don't know if you've seen this thread but it fits.
How we see them: obese perverted man and munchie BPD piss goblin
How they see themselves: Strong caring beautiful woman and handsome masc cripple
This picture: Exactly in the middle, but make it wholesome. Expect Alyssa trans-armless arc any day now.

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Oh you're dead right! I didn't have these 2 in mind while drawing the picture but maybe they were in my subconscious.:lol:

Kindness should adopt OG Gondola as a headmate, not only would she get to be trans-armless but also I love the idea of her manically tweeting in Gondola-speak.
 
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