DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[ZehnBoat]

All DSP had to do was provide evidence to counter detractor claims. That's all he had to do.

dood, if you want evidence just watch hours and hours of his videos, it's that simple
or maybe even listen to him ramble on about nothing for an hour or two
and don't forget to tip, it is the liquidity of his business

summing up is for stupid detractors, okay?

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Only someone uber-autistic like Phil would think the interview went fine, and it must really have broken his heart the day after when Craig and Adam were shittalking him after the fact

 

[DeeTracktor]

So let's check out the views fom the aftermathstreams on DSP gaming and Side Scrollers

DSPGaming with 3.6k views

Side Scrollers with 17k views

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If Shinko was insistent on using Jasper to make a point about Phil being a scum bag (YMMV on animals), he could have simply pointed out all the times he sprayed Jasper with a water bottle in his office to discipline him with all the loose cords in his office. Phil is so hung up on being a dick to his cat that he's willing to potentially start an electrical fire in his office to do it.

Or the time he used the cat's urinary tract infection to beg for pity-bucks over several days and never actually took it to the vet.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

The great thing about this is Phil has no option to retreat from the public eye until it blows over. He’s the weather channel intern braving the Category V hurricane in a raincoat.

 

[TwinkleStar]

The ONLY way IMO this ends The PigRoach is if Panda comes out and says she was groomed by him. And provides proof. IF that happens, then we could see the PeadophileSydePhil arc.

 

[h0g]

The ONLY way IMO this ends The PigRoach is if Panda comes out and says she was groomed by him. And provides proof. IF that happens, then we could see the PeadophileSydePhil arc.

She managed to escape the pigpen and all the drama. Leave her be.

 

[Kane lives in death]

The ONLY way IMO this ends The PigRoach is if Panda comes out and says she was groomed by him. And provides proof. IF that happens, then we could see the PeadophileSydePhil arc.

For all we know theres a higher chance she groomed him lmao (well she tried to and failed).
IF Panda goes public it will only happen by Keemstar paying her an absurd amount of money, and in that case i dont think she will do anything more than share a bunch of embarrasing moments for Phil so she can get her pay check.

She probably is embarrased for the time she dated Phil so she will go online, say a bunch of stuff (will probably look unconfortable doing it because who woudnt) then she gets paid and leaves.

EDIT: but yeah theres a bigger chance she just refuses to have anything to do with this shitshow

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Another one of my favorite moments was when they told him to see a therapist. We all know Phil's mental but to see two people who don't know him very well tell him, the very first time they sit down with him, to seek help was great.

It didn't take long for a couple of outsiders who aren't part of the vortex to see there's something seriously wrong with this guy's head.

 

[TwinkleStar]

She managed to escape the pigpen and all the drama. Leave her be.

That's my opinion. She doesn't need to be included. But retards seem to want her to be. What I mean is, this isn't the end of the Pig. THE ONLY WAY it is if she's invovled and I really dont want her to be. It'd go from cringe to sad cringe.

 

[Iron Hamster]

another nothingburger

 

[myone]

For all we know theres a higher chance she groomed him lmao (well she tried to and failed).

17 year-old Panda definitely had more mental maturity than 30 year old Dave. DSP might actually be exploited by 14 year olds, he's so stunted.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Just a minor observation, but this thing really tickles my funny bone:

So for his appearance on the interview, DSP decided to make a handwritten list of all his (personal) expenses as preparation. He wanted to read it out during the interview and it was created EXCLUSIVELY for this occasion. Valedictorian that Phil is, he decided to put all kinds of confidential and private information on that list, to make it as difficult as possible for him to read and impossible to show it to anyone.

This guy is so dumb man.

I used to think he just played dumb on streams for laughs. But now it's clear that even under intense scruitny that he is nothing but a pro victim. I saw the metokur vid and a few others analyzing him but man this is just.....how do you get like this?

 

[UaineRunei]

Ok, I just caught another lie, if you can fucking believe it. He said during the break, in his early stream yesterday, that a FAN wrote a message to him, detailing what happened during the Aftermath stream on Side Scrollers and that's why he needed to watch and react to it.

Now, during the late stream, he said that KAT was the one that warned him about the podcast and made him curious to watch what happened. Once again, which one is it, Phil?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Panda did her time, let her enjoy her freedom

 

[ManakaLala]

A simple screenshot. That's all it would tak to clear his name and nobody but Craig would have seen it. The fact that Phil was presented this one golden oppertunity to pull one of his biggest wins ever and shit on all the detractors and he chooses to not do it? From the most petty man on the planet? Bullshit. If there was ever even a fraction of doubt that's all but shattered now.

 

[Mr. Brown]

I'm only 30 mins into Phil's rebuttal and this guy looks fucking unhinged.

He's claiming the sidescrollers made $20,000 in a day from him appearing, then later claims "do I really believe they made $20,000, no I don't".... THEN WHY FUCKING SAY IT THEN?

He's claiming he's the reason Keemstar turned up. Keemstar has fuck you money, he can do whatever he wants. Keem turned up because he wanted to he doesn't answer to some 300 viewer unhinged has been.

You can tell when Phil is lying as when he states his lies he says "...correct?" and "...right?". It's such an easy tell.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

A simple screenshot. That's all it would tak to clear his name and nobody but Craig would have seen it. The fact that Phil was presented this one golden oppertunity to pull one of his biggest wins ever and shit on all the detractors and he chooses to not do it? From the most petty man on the planet? Bullshit. If there was ever even a fraction of doubt that's all but shattered now.

He could've just held his phone up to the screen like he's done a few times on his own stream in the past several months when it suits the narrative.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

I wonder what the fallout of this will be, his superdents will stay with him, after all they are dents. They are so dense that light doesn't escapes their surroundings.
But he needs more dents, a lot more! He is depending on a very limited amount of paypigs and if even ONE of them rebels his 100k+ lifestyle is in danger.
So this podcast was in great part about finding more dents. But, eeeh... it might have actually hurt him?

 

[Mr. Brown]

I wonder what the fallout of this will be, his superdents will stay with him, after all they are dents. They are so dense that light doesn't escapes their surroundings.
But he needs more dents, a lot more! He is depending on a very limited amount of paypigs and if even ONE of them rebels his 100k+ lifestyle is in danger.
So this podcast was in great part about finding more dents. But, eeeh... it might have actually hurt him?

I predict for the next couple of weeks things actually pick up for him but when the drama is over things will tail off until he's gone. It might take years before he actually quits but he will.