Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

The Emperor's New Gender said:
It's the 21st century. There's really no excuse to have an unspayed male in your home. You wouldn't let an unfixed male cat stay in your house because he stinks it up with the spray of his toxic masculinity. Same for unfixed dogs and their little dog dicks are gross.

It really needs to become standard for boys to be neutered during circumcision. The testicles can be frozen to extract sperm cells when society deems it appropriate for them to breed. The sheer number of sex toys on the market proves women can get all the pleasure they want without functioning male cocks

Teenagers worrying they haven't chosen the right gender before puberty hits can rest assured. It's up to the individual to decide which HRT to take. Everyone will be happy and there will be world peace.

No testicles means no toxic masculinity. No more rapes, no more mass murders, no more jaywalking.

Men are the problem, the sooner they realize this and become women, the sooner we can have a functioning society.
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Wuornos my queen you have returneth?
 
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urine_county said:
Long-time lurker here. Thanks for all the contributions and background that have been posted. I was a little surprised that the worst images I've ever seen of Dylan haven't been circulating. There may be more hidden gems if one looks at other professional photography sites covering his events. Isn't this a face deserving of free makeup and skincare endorsement deals?
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Additionally, I think his mom is divorced, and it's intriguing to me that she neither attended nor was mentioned (afaik) at the 365 Days of Girlhood farce. She's probably angry about being misquoted and twisted into some super conservative religious zealot, but maybe that's a discussion for another post.
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I'm not a fan of trannies at all. At all. But Jesus Christ do I kinda feel bad for them when this is their representation of peak Trans: A hyper effete gay fuck who looks like he is in his 50s and wearing fuckwads of makeup. Does this faggot never actually smile? Why is it always that fucking AGP smirk?
 
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
People with screws loose tend to go for the rockabilly look, both men AND women apparently.
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Rockabilly usually has some (dweeby) attempt at edginess, cutesy skull print on a swing dress, visible sleeve of tattoos, that sorta thing. Dylan's trying to go for a straight up Doris Day musical.
Accept Only Substitutes said:
The pink purse clashes with the dress and makeup. I also don't think the heels match the dress. I'd either go with nude pumps or a bag that matched the ivory pair. The hair is juvenile and the less said about the make up the better
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Completely agree - couple of additional notes;

The pink bag is his day 365 bag from Chanel. More specifically I think it's this Moroccan leather classic Chanel:
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So yeah a >$10k bag that he bought as a gift to himself for narcing his way onto Broadway for a star studded show all about how great he his? I'm sure he'll be swinging that from his arm no matter how much it clashes.

As for the dress - I'm in mixed minds (well, not about the dress, I can't picture many people successfully pulling it off and Dylan certainly doesn't).

He seems to dress like a weirdly slutty clown skeleton for red carpets, which is often at odds with his preferred styles, but I can't decide if it's because he gets told what to wear or if he just thinks he needs to attempt to be an avant-gardiste de la mode on the red carpet. If it's the former (he certainly was forced to wear his merch to rehearsals) then it being Mommy Kate Spade's explains it. I wonder if he gets free dresses or his wranglers are buying them for their investment? He sperged so much about the Chanel that I don't imagine he's regularly shopping for gowns.

As for the makeup, Laurel Charleston is low key a big deal, she's being doing stuff for Melanie Martinez and Doja Cat as well as a variety of editorials (and weirdly is also a classical composer). Also claims to have done Dylan's makeup like two years ago as well.
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(I can't archive, I'm having twitter issues at the moment). Laurel is also trans; dunno what agency but whoever picked her has their finger very on the pulse about what's cool with the youth (which is amusingly at odds with Kate Spade). I think this makeup looks crap because it's too restrained/pulled back so it's neither glamour makeup nor weird avant garde makeup, but I also can't imagine Dylan in avant garde makeup going well, he's nightmarish enough as it is.

urine_county said:
Long-time lurker here. Thanks for all the contributions and background that have been posted. I was a little surprised that the worst images I've ever seen of Dylan haven't been circulating. There may be more hidden gems if one looks at other professional photography sites covering his events. Isn't this a face deserving of free makeup and skincare endorsement deals?
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Additionally, I think his mom is divorced, and it's intriguing to me that she neither attended nor was mentioned (afaik) at the 365 Days of Girlhood farce. She's probably angry about being misquoted and twisted into some super conservative religious zealot, but maybe that's a discussion for another post.
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Oof. Looks like that scalp scar isn't healing up - don't know if it's his hairstyles (which still look uncannily like a wig even if it's his "natural" hairline) or just because he eats like shit. Laurel really spackled it on him (I guess she made him up for TV?) but between the skin breakouts, stubble breaking through, cracked lipstick and every single wrinkle highlighted he is looking rough.

Speaking of which on top of the aforementioned eating like shit, not drinking enough water (and maybe drugs?) I wonder if his breakouts are also in part because he's picked up that "sleeping in his makeup" habit? He mentioned before he'd slept in his makeup and then touched it up in the morning, plus I bet he's the sort of idiot who'd make matters worse by using a really harsh toner and then slapping on a bunch of thick emollients and various expensive scented serums when he finally does take it off. (I'm ready for his "Whatever Happened to Baby Gayne" arc)
 
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AnnLurker said:
I'm not a fan of trannies at all. At all. But Jesus Christ do I kinda feel bad for them when this is their representation of peak Trans: A hyper effete gay fuck who looks like he is in his 50s and wearing fuckwads of makeup. Does this faggot never actually smile? Why is it always that fucking AGP smirk?
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Troonery doesn't make anyone happy.
It's 41% for a reason.
 
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Jane Eyre said:
Dylan went to the opening of the Broadway show Parade, looking like....yeah I don't even know what to say. I'll let you more imaginative kiwis describe it. I've added more info about the show and the trailer below.
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Dylan made a post on IG talking about the stream of the day 365 show ending and he thanked everybody who watched even the haters. One of the pictures that were featured in the post was a letter that got sent to him from Kamala Harris, thanking Dylan for sharing his story and journey and similar nonsense. Other pics from the post are added below.
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urine_county said:
Long-time lurker here. Thanks for all the contributions and background that have been posted. I was a little surprised that the worst images I've ever seen of Dylan haven't been circulating. There may be more hidden gems if one looks at other professional photography sites covering his events. Isn't this a face deserving of free makeup and skincare endorsement deals?
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Additionally, I think his mom is divorced, and it's intriguing to me that she neither attended nor was mentioned (afaik) at the 365 Days of Girlhood farce. She's probably angry about being misquoted and twisted into some super conservative religious zealot, but maybe that's a discussion for another post.
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GOOD LORD.

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The musical Parade that Dylan is attending is about the real life rape and murder of a 13 year old girl, Mary Phagen, and the trial of the man, Leo Frank, who was falsely accused of the crime and later lynched after his death sentence was commuted to life.

I’m glad he dressed appropriately for the occasion.
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Not to completely derail the tread, but I just looked up the show and it looks like it erases the existence of Jim Conley but has a song where black people sing about how people wouldn't care if the victim was black? Is that right? If so that is like... Super fucked up.

Fishmalk Observer said:
Ouch.

I don't know why she's so hyper about being sterilized, but i guess i'm really happy about it too.
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Sanest part of the whole profile really. Shows she doesn't want to waste anyone's time if they want kids.
 
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Fishmalk Observer said:
Ouch.

I don't know why she's so hyper about being sterilized, but i guess i'm really happy about it too.
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Being sterilized means she can hoe about unprotected without any risks. Except for STDs. In this day and age, people like her call you an -ist-ophobe if you refuse to fuck someone because they have an STD.
 
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Chickenpolar said:
Are those dreadlocks? Would love a black people vs Dylan cancellation.
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Those are braids. Settle down.

Give me the top hats for this - I wish new fags would read the OP and go from there. The regurgitation of old dilly clips is tiresome But I am thankful to those who extrapolated on my post and analysis of his old IG.

We knew his parents are wealthy. We posted The old tap dance and theatre clips and we’ve posted, as well as his appearance on Price is Right.

Super happy to have new thread participants learning that the farms isn’t some alt suicide baiting forum but let’s please keep it from being a memorial to who Dilly was and still is with old information.
 
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Smellee Cat said:
Those are braids. Settle down.

Give me the top hats for this - I wish new fags would read the OP and go from there. The regurgitation of old dilly clips is tiresome But I am thankful to those who extrapolated on my post and analysis of his old IG.

We knew his parents are wealthy. We posted The old tap dance and theatre clips and we’ve posted, as well as his appearance on Price is Right.

Super happy to have new thread participants learning that the farms isn’t some alt suicide baiting forum but let’s please keep it from being a memorial to who Dilly was and still is with old information.
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Agreed. You don't need to read through an entire thread before jumping in, but maybe go through the highlighted posts so you at least know what's been said already.
 
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